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| [[Image:Fattymess.jpg|thumb|300px|[[I came|He came]].]]
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| [[Image:1guy1cameracookie.jpg|thumb|250px|Sometimes there's just so much [[emo|beauty]] in the world]]
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| [[Image:EDfatproof.png|thumb|Everyone on ED is fat.]]
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| [[Image:OMNIBUS_(1).jpg|thumb|300px|He came. AND MAN THE HARPOONS!]]
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| [[Image:Chris Chase.png|thumb|250px|[[Chris Chase|Fat face]].]]
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| A word that describes about [[95%]] of all [[LiveJournal]]; actually, about 95% of all on the [[internets]]. Also, one who cannot fit into [[MRI]]s. Fat people are abominations; the filthiest eye-sores known to mankind, they deserve to be slaughtered like the pigs they are and roasted on a spit to feed the starving people from whom they stole life-saving food. A fatty is without exception angry, bitter, and cynical. They like to eat, talk trash with their [[hugbox|fat friends]], eat, act petty, eat in secret, [[BAW|cry]] about how this shallow and materialistic world is so unjust to [[cow|their kind]], and most importantly, eat while crying.
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| ==Fat Mentality==
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| [[Image:FattysTiara.jpg|right|thumb|300px|In odd occurrences, Fatties buy things that aren't cake.]]
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| Fat people possess fat mentality, which subscribes to the following assumptions:
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| * [[Bullshit|It is not my fault I am fat.]]
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| Unless you have medical proof that it is not your fault, then you have only yourself to blame.
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| * Because I am fat, I can be a [[bitch]].
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| * If I'm a bitch and people don't like me, it's because I am fat and they are racists.
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| Seriously, nobody like a fatty unless they put out and leave. And since when is being fat considered a race?
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| * Real women have curves.
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| Curves do not equal balloons of fat. Know the difference; it could save your life.
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| * Marilyn Monroe was a size sixteen.
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| Marilyn Monroe was actually a size 8, 5'5", and weighed roughly 112 lbs-- putting her at a BMI of 21 [overweight being 25]. The [[lie|size 16 myth]] was circulated by fatties, to feel better about their own lard asses. Weight notwithstanding, Marilyn Monroe was [[hot]]. You are [[fugly|ugly]].
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| * Men who like thin women are secretly [[gay]] (like [[fag|fashion designers]]).
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| Oh, of course. Women who have normal proportions are so terrifying. How could I be so stupid? Actually, men who like thin women don't like whales like you.
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| * I am a [[Victim complex|victim]].
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| No, you are a fat whore. It's not the bullet, it's always the sniper.
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| * It is what is inside that counts.
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| You only think that because you're fugly on the outside, and because you have a lot inside of you. You're being a self-important retard.
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| * You must change the airplane seats to fit my enormous fat [[ass]].
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| How about you stop being a [[Jew]] and pay for first class? Maybe that's incentive enough to stop being such a disgusting tub of lard.
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| * I deserve a free electric mobility cart because Twinkies aren't a choice.
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| You deserve a push down a flight of stairs.
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| * I have had sex with over 100 men from bars, I must be <s>hot</s> a [[whore]].
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| Enough beer makes anyone look good, hon. Oh, and if your stomach sticks out more than your tits do, you have a problem.
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| * Baby Got Back was about fat women.
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| It was about women with great asses; yours, on the other hand, is an elephantine mess.
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| * More cushion for the pushing.
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| I do not want to wonder if I am fucking your pussy or your [http://thefupa.com sweaty folds]
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| * It's better than being uncomfortably overweight.
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| Fat = Uncomfortably overweight. All of that fried chicken must have cut off circulation to the brain for a moment, there.
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| * Because I am fat, I have powerful lungs which makes me a good singer.
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| Oh, that was singing? I thought that was you yelling for more cake.
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| * If you find me unattractive, you're fat-phobic.
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| I find you disgustingly repulsive, as does the rest of the general population.
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| * If you don't like my "womanly" body, you're a [[pedophile]].
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| You're not a woman, you're a punching bag that talks back. And I don't need any lip from a punching bag.
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| Some say that the fat mentality is the main reason fat people are unattractive. This is a [[lie]]. Fat people are unattractive because they are a bloated mockery of the human form.
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| ==Obesity and Oral Sex==
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| It should be noted that fat chicks give great [[fellatio|head]]. Fat girls give the best head because they're '''always''' hungry, but caution must be taken. In cases of too much enthusiasm, a fat woman may take ejaculation as the time to bite and swallow anything in her mouth. This is also because they are accustomed to putting large amounts of food in their mouths at all times, and crave hot meaty sticks shoved down their gullets. Furthermoar, due to natural selection, fat chicks often lack a gag reflex, enabling them to easily unhinge their gaping jaws and swallow objects many times the size of their own, already enormous heads. It should be obvious that any fat chick with a working gag reflex has a [[Pro-Ana|built-in solution]] to her problem of being fat! Fat chicks who do not give great head are probably [[fat dyke]]s. Research is inconclusive regarding fat men and [[cunnilingus]]. For information on fat men and fellatio, please see [[gay]].
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| ==How Fat People Should be Treated==
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| Written [[at least 100]] years ago by [[Bureaucratic_Fuck|Thomas Jefferson]], the Declaration of Independence states that all people are created equal. However, fatties are not people, and besides, who cares what a [[Nigger|slave]] fucker like Thomas Jefferson says, [[amirite]]? Therefore, [[Genocide|mass extermination]] of fatties is recommended and even encouraged by [[Raptor Jesus|God]] himself as laid forth in the Bible in [[kill it with fire|that part about flamethrowers]], or was it about ham?
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| Do it for [[great justice]], and [[for the lulz]].
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| ===What Happens When Fatties Are Enraged===
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| As you can clearly see, when enraged fat people are known to refrain from physical action because, well, it's action; and action is exercise which is against fat people's morals. Instead they make really loud unnecessary noises and threats they know they are too lazy to carry out as well as an array of feral, guttural noises even more savage sounding than Helen Keller before Anne Sullivan taught her to sign. Approach with caution and earplugs are mandatory when approaching these not so gentle giants.
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| ===How To Properly Kill A Lardass===
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| Back in medieval times, pigs that were so unfit and disgusting that they couldn't be used for food were used for another purpose; kickstarting a fire. To those who don't know, body fat is very flammable and once it's been set on fire, it's difficult to put out. And like the pigs used to kickstart fires, the subject should be set aflame while alive because it will deal out serious amounts of pain and punishment. Remember, the fatter they are the better, the reason why is because if you set only a relatively fat person on fire, say about 150 pounds, they may survive; the less fat that there is, the less damage the flames will deal to their muscle and organ tissue before killing them, that is, if it does kill them. However if you set aflame to a 400 pound subject, it'll rage on and on long before it terminates them. Additionally, the fatter they are, the more enraged the flames will be, the faster they'll reach organ and muscle tissue and overall the more pain they'll endure; and they say that fire has no spiritual purifying applications and wasn't created by [[God]] for <s>that</s> this exact purpose. However you need to consider the factor of smoke suffocation; many people who die in fires don't actually burn to death, they typically end up dying long before then as the smoke from the fire poisons the subject just in the same way exhaust from the tail pipe of a car poisons the subject; painlessly and quickly. To remedy this you'll need an oxygen tank and oxygen mask to keep the subject from suffocating to death as opposed to burning to death. However, because the flames are going upward as they tend to do, they can also melt the mask and allow the subject to die from smoke suffocation. To remedy this, flip the subject upside down so that the flames won't effectively ruin the oxygen mask. Additionally, flipping the subject upside down will prevent the subject from passing out from shock as it will rush blood to the brain, rendering the subject conscious throughout the sequence.
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| Of course you don't have to use fire to ignite the fire, you could always use electricity; back in the days before lethal injections, prisons used electric chairs for those on death row. For this to be applied [[lies|correctly]], one would have to apply a wet sponge to the top of the subjects head so that the electrical current would be intensified thus quickly and painlessly killing the subject. However, should the sponge be removed prior to the execution, the person will not be killed quickly but rather their not-quite-a-corpse-yet will experience shitloads of pain and eventually catch fire. This ignites the fire from the inside of the subject's body. This will cause the muscle and organ tissue to burn on it's own before the electricity eventually ignites the fat content causing the overall pain endurance all the more satisfying for the observer. This also removes the need for a gas mask as the pain aspect will initiate and conclude long before there's the factor of smoke suffocation and it also removes the need to flip the subject upside down to keep the subject conscious as the electricity will stimulate the brain and keep the subject conscious throughout the sequences entirety.
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| Do not openly kill the subject with a fire arm, sure the initial impact will cause much pain, but the flesh the bullet didn't cauterize upon impact will bleed out. Bleeding is essentially the [[Pansy|painless]] way to go, instead of jarring the nervous system until it explodes, it eases them into shutting down. Bleeding to death is so painless that it can be compared with falling asleep; the subject steadily becomes weaker and weaker until they lose muscle control completely, also meaning that the brain steadily shuts down or, rather, falls asleep. [[You]] don't want that, so don't spill blood, at all. This means;
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| *No blades
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| *No guns
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| *No blunt objects
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| *No heart stopping techniques
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| ==Weight Loss Advice for Fatties==
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| [[Image:Burnthefat.jpg|thumb| You fucking wish.]]
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| [[Image:Typical_fatty_exercise.jpg|thumb|Typical ineffective fatty exercise]]
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| [[Image:POL.JPG|thumb|Stop Eating tubs of lard, fatty!]]
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| * Stop eating.
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| * [[Eating disorder|Throw up]].
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| * Eat less.
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| * Cut off both of your legs.
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| * Stop participating in the Olive Garden tradition.
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| * Stop eating.
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| * [[Quit IRL]].
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| * Stop eating.
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| * Do a fucking pushup.
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| * Stop eating.
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| * Post [[noodz]] on [[BBWChan]].
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| * Protip: Running burns more calories than playing WoW and eating Cheetos all day.
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| * Go on Dr. Phil.
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| * Get rejected by [[pro-ana]]/pro-mia [[LiveJournal]] groups.
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| * Stop eating.
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| * Sue [[McDonald's]].
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| * Eat less.
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| * Take a lot of diet pills.
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| * Don't put lardy shit like jam on everything, a whole chicken is enough as it is.
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| * When going to a buffet, the term "all you can eat" '''IS NOT A CHALLENGE.'''
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| * Stop eating.
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| * Get liposuction.
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| * Try drinking water instead of deep fried milkshake. Just because there's a [[cock|banana]] inside doesn't mean it's healthy.
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| * Have celery instead of a sheet cake when you want a snack.
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| * [[Mecha-Dildo|You may find this enjoyable. Let's face it, you're never gonna get laid anyway.]]
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| * [[Srsly]]: Stop eating.
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| * '''STOP BEING FAT.'''
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| * Did we mention stop eating?
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| * Eat less.
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| *Befriend Nicole Richie.
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| *Befriend Nicole Richie's Skeleton.
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| *Kill Nicole Richie
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| *BE A MAN, Cut off your fat with a knife
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| It worked in Changi, it worked for Ghandi.
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| <youtube>h-jy3OtZAss</youtube>
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| ==Euphemisms==
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| Fat [[women]] will never refer to themselves as "fat". They will use other, gentler words to describe their disgusting obesity. If you see a fatty use any of the following words to describe his or herself, please correct them:
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| ===Heavy===
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| Fat girls will often describe other fat girls as ''heavy'' (or ''heavyset''). Example:
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| :Normal person: "Hey, I'm looking for this stupid fat bitch, was she here?"
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| :Fatty: "Excuse me, but did you see a heavy woman here?"
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| Note: Do not confuse with "top heavy", which means huge [[boobs]]. (See [[Scarlet]].)
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| ===Chubby===
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| A chubby is a fat girl who thinks she is proportionate. In reality, a chubby girl is not proportionate. The problem with the adjective "chubby" that sets it apart from the other euphemisms is that fat girls who describe themselves as "chubby" are in total denial of their fatness. The following exchange is not uncommon with a fat girl:
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| :Normal person: "Wow, you're fat."
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| :Fatty: "No I'm not, I'm ''chubby''."
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| Note: Truly proportionate girls are top heavy (see above) and [http://dictionary.reference.com/search?r=2&q=callipygous callipygous.]
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| ===Curvy===
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| [[Image:Bigblackchick.jpg|thumb|left|Black chick's doing it wrong!]]Fat [[women]] like to justify their lard filled asses by saying that they are curvy or voluptuous as opposed to fat. This is a brazen fucking [[lie]]. Fat [[Feminism|feminazi]] [[whores]] believe that they are equal in hawtness to Bettie Page or Sophia Loren, because of their tit sizes. This is not true, as [[Fact|curvy women are actually attractive]]. Any fatass who does this is only lying to herself and deserves to [[Furry|burn in a fire]]. It just confuses people to the point where women are offended by men who call them "curvy" because of the fat fucks using the term to describe themselves, when men are actually giving them a [[Rape|compliment]].
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| A similar incident happened on the hit TV show I Love New York, but no one really gave a shit, because she is an ugly [[Nigger|Negress]] who looks like a goddamn plastic Muppet. The results of said [[offended|offensive comment]] were somewhat [[bullshit|lulzy]].
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| ===Healthy===
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| A word that is being ruined by fat woman much as "curvy" was. Something so obvious shouldn't have to be spelled out, but here goes: a five foot tall woman who weighs 100 pounds is [[Pro-Ana|"healthy"]]. A five foot tall woman who weighs 200 pounds is a beluga.
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| ===BBW===
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| [[Image:Nosexyfat.jpg|left|thumb|300px| Roseanne Barr, apparently . . . ]]
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| [[Image:BBW_Party.jpg|right|thumb|300px|[[Sick Fuck|Some people]] actually find BBW's erotic.]]
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| [[Image:BenefitsSupervisorSleeping.jpg|right|thumb|Old-timey BBW *retch* ''Erotica'']]
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| '''BBW''' stands for "Big Beautiful Woman",other more appropriate translations for this acronym are "Bulbous Beastly Whore", "Bloated Beached Whale", or "Big Bulging Waistline". Fat women think they can get away with calling themselves "beautiful" if they qualify it with "big". This is not true. BBWs are also eatbeasts, who happen to have fifyeen chins coated in pickle juice. BBW is also the term preferred by so-called [[FA]]s, or fat admirers. The act of trying to locate these Moby Dick's is known as [[Hoggin]]. Extremely fat women (like "Stuck-in-the-bathtub" fat)call themselves "Super Sized Big Beautiful Women".
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| ===Rubenesque===
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| Often found in [[Craigslist|personal ads]] or used by fatties attempting to "take pride" in their fatness. Peter Paul Rubens was a 16/17th century painter. Many of his paintings show women with fat rolls, exaggerated ass cleavage and cellulite ripples.
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| ===Bear===
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| This is what fat hairy men like to be called, if they are gay and most likely closet fur-fags. The whole Bear scene reeks of rotten ass. While at one point hailed as an alternative to gay body fascism, it's now just another money-making label for homo. Being fat doesn't give immunity to AIDS, but it does ward off non-BBW's. Hence, gay.
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| ===Big-Boned===
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| This euphemism is used by both sexes to make the fact that they are such colossal lardasses seem like a natural phenomenon, and [[bullshit|completely beyond their control]], by insinuating that they have [[lie|very large bones]]. It is most often used in defense of ones monolithic proportions, but unfortunately for [[retard|those that use this euphemism]] nobody buys this [[bullshit]]. ([[PROTIP]]: Offer to pay for an all you can eat buffet for them if they can prove they are big-boned by going to a doctor for an X-ray.)
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| ===Whale===
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| A Whale is a derogatory term for a fat girl or woman. See also [[Fat whore]]. Whales are generally considered good at giving blowjobs. They have to, or else they would never get any [[cock]]. They also swallow since they are always hungry. Sex with whales is usually known as whale hunting. A common sub-variety of whale is the [[Welfare whale]].
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| ===Real Beauty===
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| [[Image:LookitDemRolls.jpg|thumb|A hefty dose of "real beauty". Note the look of extreme shame in her date.]]
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| A self contradictory euphemism that in theory can be used by any ugly but entitled-feeling woman to describe herself. It is mainly used, however, by overweight women who have convinced themselves that the media is to blame for other people's disgust with their rippling blubber. Such women will often evoke the squat and chimplike America Ferrera as a typical real beauty.
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| ===Other===
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| * Eggplant-shaped
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| * Full-figured
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| * [[retard|Thick]]
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| * Mammoth
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| * Round
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| ==Appropriate Names for the Fat==
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| These names are totally appropriate and are considered the correct way to address persons in the fat community. These should constantly be used in conversations with these people. These include, but aren't limited to:
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| *Lard Ass
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| *Tuba Luba
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| *Buffet King
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| *Butter Queen
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| *Buffet Killer
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| *Aisle Blocker
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| *Hawg
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| *Crisco Kid
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| *House Cow
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| *Fuck nut
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| *Chubs
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| *Gravy dumpster
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| *Hambeast
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| *Rotundo The Immense
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| *Jiggles
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| *Pillsbury
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| *Black Angus (specifically for fat black people)
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| *[[Rob Ford]]
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| And the greatest complimentary title in the fat world:
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| *Pork Beast
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| ==Chubby Chaser==
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| [[Image:Dickball.gif|frame|How chubby-chasers practice]]
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| [[Image:Fatass.GIF|frame|Every chubby chaser's dream.]]
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| A '''chubby chaser''' is someone who loves "chubby" girls only. Many Chubby Chasers choose to live in blissful denial that there is anything '"perverse" or indeed "unnatural" about the desire to copulate with giant wobbling grease-coated fatsacks. In fact, some have even been known to be seen in public with their hyperfleshed darlings. However, in 2004, sexpert '''Yosuf Sindinchilchrun''' of the University of Newcastle UK carried out extensive studies and identified Chubby Chasing as "worse than being [[ghey]], since even [[ghey]]s don't feel the need to bring fat people home to meet their suicidally ashamed parents."
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| See also: [[FA]]; [[Sick fuck]]
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| [[Image:blowupdoll.jpg|thumb|Typical Fat Admirers.]]
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| Chubby Chaser's Theme Song
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| <youtube>gaKyEoDTJ7k</youtube>
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| ==Health Problems Associated with Obesity==
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| [[Image:Endlesscandy.jpg|thumb|Fat People are often depressed.]]
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| [[Image:German sleeping beauty.jpg|thumb|The horror!!! THE HORROR!!!]]
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| Obesity is a huge health hazard. Out of all the obesity-related diseases, the top one is [[Eyeburn]], which comes from looking at fat people naked. Since people can't control their weight (thanks to jobs that make them sit down all day), obese people must shut their eyes real tight when they are naked and near a mirror or they will become ill.
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| Occasionally, being fat can cause mental health problems, such as [[insanity]] (see [[Shay]]). This is the only possible explanation for why [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iE5Zytj45fI this video] even exists. It can also present other brain-related problems, such as loss of coordination, as in the tragic case of the [[Grape Lady]].
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| The final disease suffered by fatties is the dreaded [[Diabeetus]], which prevents them from eating the sugary junkfood for which they live.
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| ==Secret Fatty==
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| [[Image:Fattycrystal.jpg|thumb|Note: A [[fat girl angle shot]] will only be successful if taken by the Hubble Telescope.]]
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| Sometimes abbreviated as "SIF" for "Secret Internet Fatty." A secret fatty is a person who takes photos with the camera angled from above to hide their girth from the camera. Secret fatties are heavily afflicted by the [[internet disease]]. For more information on techniques used by secret fatties, see article on [[fat girl angle shot]]. to view an example, look at [[missalyssum]]
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| ==Fat Sports==
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| [[Image:fat-girls-in-bikinis.jpg|thumb|[[Your mom]] was evidently big enough to fill up four fat bitches.]]
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| There have been many fat sports but only a few of them are amusing.
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| 1. COMPETITIVE EATING<br>
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| 2. EATING [[Baby fuck|BABIES]].<br>
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| 3. EATING [[Dissected-chan]]<br>
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| 4. [[MOAR]] DOUBLE-CHIN CONTEST: for the benefit of [[Chin-chan]]<br>
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| 5. FUGLIEST [[Fat girl angle shot|FAT-ANGLE]] SHOT COMPETITION <br>
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| 6. DEEPEST FAT VAGOO CONTEST<br>
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| 7. LONGEST STRETCH MARKS LEAGUE<br>
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| 8. [[oh noes|THE TRUFFLE SHUFFLE!!!]]
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| ==Reactions to this article==
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| [[Image:Myspace_avatar_hate_me_cos_im_fat.jpg|thumb| Will do.]]
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| As with most of the content on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|Encyclopædia Dramatica]], this page has caused quite a few angry reactions and [[Lulz|lulzy]] rants from [[butthurt]] readers. And since the offended party in this case is comprised of fatasses, it makes everything just a little bit lulzier. For examples of the aforementioned whining, see this article's [[Talk:Fat|talk page]]. The best part is, 90% of the people that attacked this page died in the next 5 minutes from being a fat fuck.
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| {{cg|The Whale Exhibit|fatgallery|center|<gallery>
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| Image:GirlvinyalDONOTWANT.jpg|You'd think [[Girlvinyl|she]]'d know [[Fat Girl Angle Shot|better]] than taking full body shots of [[Whale|herself]].
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| Image:Hamsandwichplz.jpg|You know you like it.
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| Image:No_Exit.jpg|FAT ADMIN!
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| Image:Fatty.gif|Because fatties cannot reach their [[Cunt|private areas]], they must resort to alternative methods of masturbation.
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| <!>-------------------------YOUR UNFUNNY PIC GOES BELOW THIS LINE FAGGOT!----------------------------------</!>
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| Image:Inertia on varying densities of fat cells.jpg|When fat people react to physics.
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| Image:Reallybadlydonotwant.jpg|The pole is rated for 400 lbs. maximum weight limit...which isn't enough for this.
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| Image:Bbw.jpg|BBW: only one of the adjectives fits.
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| Image:Venus_at_a_Mirror_-_Peter_Paul_Rubens_-_1615AD.jpg|Not a [[goddess]], quite the fatty.
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| Image:FAT.jpg|More to love, more to hate - an example of blindness-inducing image, featuring areems.
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| Image:Alanaemo.jpg|Actual quote from the [[LiveJournal]] of [[AlanaJonze]]: "flu + bleeding + chemo = unhappy pirate syndrome for which i am the postergirl."
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| Image:Fatbitches.jpg|When their gravitational pull attracts them, it's impossible to get them apart.
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| Image:Ddtmom.JPG|Being obese has its advantages.
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| Image:Fathorny.jpg|Fatties often mistake sex for food.
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| Image:Pizza.jpg|Or try to mix sex and food.
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| Image:Fathornycock.jpg|Fat blocks sex gland receptors.
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| Image:85028962 l.jpg|The only type of person fat people seem to hook up with.
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| Image:Bigcameltoe.jpg|Fatty with moose knuckle.
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| Image:Fupa.jpg|"I'm melllttiiiing... I'm meeelllttiiiing..."
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| Image:Jabba.jpg|Luke Skywalker's mother?
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| Image:Huang-Jiaxin.jpg|Sexy time for the "big-boned."
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| Image:Debb3.JPG|If you're quiet, you can hear it singing.
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| Image:Lonely_whore.gif|Pwned
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| Image:Gross2.jpg|Letting it all hang out.
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| Image:Miosotis.jpg|Fat in all the right places.
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| Image:Zombie fat.jpg|This zombie is fat.
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| Image:Unpopular.jpg|Fat people plz step away from the camera.
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| Image:Manboob.JPG|John Travolta is also fat.
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| Image:Some_Sickos_Boob.jpg|Fucking fatties in #ed.
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| Image:Sealion1.png|Typical fatty.
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| Image:HolyCow2.jpg|GOOD LORD O MIGHTY!
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| Image:Mflulz.jpg|Fat bitch is fat.
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| Image:Anotherone.jpg|Even fat people do [[cosplay]]. Dear god.
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| Image:DSC00666.JPG|The only thing fat girls are good for....
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| Image:Thesugarmonster2.jpg|At 530 pounds, [http://thesugarmonster.livejournal.com/114631.html thesugarmonster] drinks out of a menstrual cup.
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| Image:MANTHEHARPOONS.jpg|MAN THE HARPOONS
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| Image:Fatshark.jpg|thx 4 teh add!!!
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| Image:Gobefat.jpg|Proper treatment of those who choose to offend visually.
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| Image:Fatbaby.jpg|OMG another fat Asian baby!
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| Image:Fat cunt doingitwrong.jpg|No, you may not eat flowers..fatass...
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| Image:Hooooooooolyshit.jpg|HOOOOOOOOOLY SHIT!
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| Image:Gossip3.JPG|Look mom, I'm in a rock band!
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| Image:rmd.JPG|Don't laugh at this man. He might pour antifreeze in your drink lolol.
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| Image:Fat-arafat.jpg|[[Futhman]], [[LJDrama]]'s token fatty.
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| Image:corset.jpg|Corsets do not work, fatty!
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| Image:Beatanorexia.jpg|[[A winner is you]]!
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| Image:Fatty6516.jpg|cheese?!?!
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| Image:Disneyfat.jpg|A secret fatty would never take a picture like this.
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| Image:Niggasmack.gif|Fat fuck getting what he deserves.
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| Image:YIFF IN HELL FURFAGS.jpg|[[Furfag]]s invade every conceivable thing imaginable.
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| Image:Fat chicks stand next to thin people.jpg|It's a little known fact that Kate Moss is actually pretty fat.
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| Image:Fleshlight.jpg|If you own one of these, you are probably fat and a really good chance you will be [[dying alone]].
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| Image:Mccheese.PNG|All fatties worship [[God|Mayor McCheese]]
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| Image:Delicious_cake2.PNG|A fatty in natural habitat
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| Image:FEED ME NOW ANIME japanese.jpg|Fat bitches
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| Image:KAY_EF_CE.png|First KFC opening ever. ACHTUNG: it makes you fat, niggas.
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| Image:lolzors.jpg|[[Tori Sue Heck|RUN!!! SHE'S GONNA EAT YOUR COCK!!!]]
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| Image:bethditto.jpg|Fatty tries to eat her own foot.
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| Image:Ithungers.jpg|Beware of whale.
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| Image:hambeast1.jpg|You couldn't find a ham that big even at Costco.
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| Image:fupa1.jpg|John Cleese assesses a wild fupa (fucked up pussy area).
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| Image:Fat blowjob.jpg|Fat women give head because they're hungry.
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| Image:Attention whoredome.jpg|7th level of attention whoredom.
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| Image:Ahhh my eyes.jpg|That [[dildo]] must be having a blast.
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| Image:OldFatWhore.jpg|[[BoingBoing#Teresa_Nielsen_Hayden|TNH]].
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| Image:Wheres the chair.JPG|If you look closely they say a chair will appear.
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| Image:Fat Princess Panties.jpg|[[Fat Princess]]
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| Image:Fatkids3sp.jpg
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| Image:Typical Asian parents.jpg|Typical Asian parenting.
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| Image:Raymondo_fat_genetics.gif|Now we know what they mean...
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| Image:Fat Belly Flop.jpg|[[Pools closed]] due to fat.
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| Image:Averagetrailer.jpg|Imagine Waking Up to That
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| File:Fat Giraffe.jpg
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| File:Fat Kid Marshmallow 02.jpg
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| File:Fat Steeler.jpg|Can you find the whale?
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| </gallery>}}
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| ==Final Thoughts==
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| {{quote|Your kind often complains about "invisibility," but the truth is that you want to be invisible because when people look at you and react to you in a natural way you are outraged by their disgust. They aren't bad people because they are disgusted, you are a bad person because you are disgusting.
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| |The Truth|}}
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| == Fat Related Articles ==
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| <!-- HEY, YOU THERE! DUMBASS! DON'T ADD YOUR SHITTY ATTACK ARTICLE TO THIS LIST, CAUSE THEN IT JUST BECOMES TL;DR.
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| SAVE THIS LIST FOR THINGS DIRECTLY RELATED TO FAT PEOPLE AND OBESITY. UNDERSTOOD? GREAT. -->
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| * [[Man The Harpoons]]
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| * [[FA]]/[[FFA]]
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| * [[Fat Acceptance Movement]]
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| * [[Pro-Ana]]
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| * [[American]]
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| * [[BBWchan]]
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| * [[BBW Porn Sites]]
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| * [[Fat Chicks in Party Hats]]
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| * [[Food pyramid]]
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| * [[Pregnophile]]
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| * [[Krispy Kreme]]
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| * [[Kylie Lannigan]]
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| * [[Hogging]]
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| * [[WisCon]]
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| * ''For a more complete list of [[:Template:fat|fat people]], please see appropriate section in [[MRI]]''
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| ** [[Epic fat guy]]
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| ** [[Rob Ford]]
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| ** [[Oprah Winfrey]]
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| ** [[Tim Russert]]
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| ** [[Paula Deen]]
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| ** [[Tori Sue Heck]]
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| ** [[Tubcat]]
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| ** [[Fat Princess]] - God dammit, Sony.
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| ** [[Mario]]
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| ** [[Wario]]
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| ** [[Shay]] - Warning: do not read while eating
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| ** [[Katiesinger123]] - Hagrid sang in his youth?
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| ** Anyone whose page is tagged with {{tname|fat}}
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| == Fat External Links ==
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| * [http://hopeforhopenick.webs.com/apps/donations/ Help King Gluttony eat himself to death]
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| * Fat porn (at [[7898chan]]) is only a click away [http://foone.org/7898/bbw/]
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| * [http://www.leonardnimoyphotography.com/7body.htm It figures--Leonard Nimroy is a chubby chaser!]
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| * [http://fatloss4idiots.com/ Fat loss for idiots]
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| * [http://uk.news.yahoo.com/21/20090331/tuk-woman-bit-off-boyfriend-s-tongue-6323e80.html Fat woman bites off boyfriend's tongue during a kiss]
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| * [http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7069914.stm Fat gives you cancer]
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| * [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/femail/article.html?in_article_id=488236&in_page_id=1879 Non-fat turncoat bitches trying to make fat people out to be something other than subhuman]. In England, they are known as The Cancer That's Killing Society.
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| * [http://www.bigguts.com/forum/index.php A place where hambeasts intentionally become even more fat and show themselves off]
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