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| [[Image:Banbot.png|thumb|The banbot in action]][[Image:Grenadeb0t.jpg|thumb|[[Last Thursday]], [[Yiri]] ported the banbot to RL.]]
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| The banbot is a bot authored by [[Nobody|aempirei]]. It joins every public channel on a given [[IRC]] network and proceeds to announce the existence of [[Bantown]]. It then /invites every user it encounters to #bantown and adds their nick to its queue.
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| When a nick in the queue joins bantown, it bans them.
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| The banbot sometimes leads to interesting dialogue with the administrators of the largest IRC networks in the world:
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| 01:07 <@[[oclet]]> 22:05 -!- Irssi: Starting query in mzima with Lindy_
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| 01:07 <@oclet> 22:05 <Lindy_> my want to stop spamming
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| 01:07 <@oclet> 22:06 <oclet> i am pleading to you
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| 01:07 <@oclet> 22:06 <oclet> to allow us to continue spamming
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| 01:07 <@oclet> 22:06 <oclet> we are sad internet losers
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| 01:07 <@oclet> 22:06 <oclet> and find this to be fairly entertaining
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| 01:07 <@oclet> 22:07 <Lindy_> then find another network
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| 01:07 <@oclet> 22:07 <Lindy_> I bet you do.
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| 01:07 <@oclet> 22:07 <oclet> we're doing it on 3 other networks as well
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| 01:07 <@oclet> 22:07 <Lindy_> just dont do it on mine
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| 01:08 <@oclet> 22:07 <Lindy_> humor someone else
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| 01:08 <@oclet> 22:07 <oclet> we'll let you hang out there
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| 01:08 <@oclet> 22:07 <oclet> if you promise to be nice
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| 01:08 <@sdf-> hhahah
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| 01:08 <@sdf-> promise her +v
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| ==root66 was never in Bantown.==
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| [[Image:Banbot2.jpg|thumb|In the future, an advanced version of the Banbot will serve as Matt LeBlanc's bodyguard]]You heard me! Never in Bantown. It's a lie!
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| 03:16 -!- mode/#bantown [+b root66!*@*] by RAPETIME
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| 03:16 -!- root66 was kicked from #bantown by RAPETIME <nowiki>[lol welcome to BANTOWN : http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a71/sdfromage/tbb.gif ] </nowiki>
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| 03:17 <@LOL-ita> i ate too much cotton candy
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| 03:17 <@aempirei> LOL IS KATIES LABIA FIRM
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| 03:17 <@LOL-ita> lol root66
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| 03:17 <@veew> bahahaha
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| 03:17 <@aempirei> LOL BAN THIS
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| 03:17 <@LOL-ita> lol root66
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| 03:17 <@aempirei> everyone /invite root66
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| 03:17 <+HIVlntine> haha
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| 03:17 <@LOL-ita> LOL BANT THIS
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| 03:17 <@aempirei> >>> Inviting root66 to #bantown
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| 03:17 -!- mode/#bantown [-b root66!*@*] by veew
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| 03:18 < root66> ahahaha
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| 03:18 <@veew> WELCOME TO BANTOWN
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| 03:18 < root66> best
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| 03:18 < root66> channel
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| 03:18 <@aempirei> whats up rape time!
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| 03:18 < root66> ever
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| 03:18 -!- mode/#bantown [+v root66] by veew
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| 03:18 -!- root66 was kicked from #bantown by LOL-ita [WE BANNED THAT]
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| 03:18 <@aml> What about Katie? Is she curious about Scientology?
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| 03:18 < root66> YOU ARE DEAD TO ME BANDTOWN
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| 03:18 <@aempirei> WHO IS KATIE
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| 03:18 <@aml> Yeah, absolutely. She digs it.
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| 03:18 < root66> YOU HEAR THAT?
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| 03:18 < root66> DEAD TO ME
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| 03:18 <@aempirei> HOW IS KATIES LABIA
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| 03:19 < root66> GOOD DAY SIR
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| 03:19 <@veew> =[
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| 03:20 < root66> AHAHAH
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| 03:20 <@aempirei> man who wants to see my hard boner
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| 03:20 < root66> OK LOOK
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| 03:20 < root66> LET'S MAKE A DEAL GUYS
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| 03:20 <@aempirei> YOURE LOOKIN AT IT?
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| 03:20 < root66> *I WAS NEVER HERE*
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| 03:20 -!- mode/#bantown [+v root66] by veew
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| 03:20 <@aempirei> i wasnt either
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| 03:20 <@aempirei> ;)
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| 03:20 <@veew> never here
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| 03:20 <@veew> got it.
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| ==Banbot vs [[Freenode]]==
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| 18:37 <@BearPerson> freenode is a network about open-source software and other projects of peers helping peers
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| 18:37 <@oclet> i heard it was for warez
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| 18:37 <@oclet> and pron
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| 18:37 <@BearPerson> you're quite welcome to hang out in the support channels and get or provide support
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| 18:38 <@BearPerson> but we're a bit harsh about warez and spam
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| 18:38 <@oclet> yeah me too
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| 18:38 <@oclet> i hate when people dont pay for software
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| 18:38 <@BearPerson> check out http://irc.netsplit.de/networks/
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| 18:38 <@oclet> it makes me want to slice my dong with a razor blade
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| 18:38 <@BearPerson> that's probably the most complete list of IRC networks out there
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| 18:39 <@BearPerson> I'm sure you'll find a network that is less harsh about this sort of stuff
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| 18:39 <@oclet> sweet. wanna harass quakenet with me?
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| 18:39 <@oclet> it will be teh l0lz
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| 18:40 <@BearPerson> at least, it will be more appropriate ;-)
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| 18:40 <@BearPerson> you see, quakenet is more IRC and "chaos" oriented than freenode, though not as much as EFnet
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| 18:41 <@BearPerson> freenode is neutral territory. We're here to provide a place for friendly support, which you can use or provide if you want
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| 18:42 <@BearPerson> but we can't be that place if we're constantly running after spammers and cleaning up channel wars
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| 18:42 <@oclet> i'm just here for the pr0n and the warez
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| 18:42 <@oclet> i dont know anything about spam
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| 18:42 <@BearPerson> then you're on the wrong network
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| 18:42 <@oclet> are you a [[furry]]?
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| 18:45 <@BearPerson> just keep this off freenode please, okay?
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| 18:45 <@oclet> sure
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| 18:45 <@oclet> tell me when you take the ban off of tor
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| 18:45 <@oclet> so i can do it again
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| ==License Agreement==
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| By using the Banbot you agree to abide by the terms and conditions of the [[BPL]].
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| ==Links==
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| *[http://www3.goyk.com/snl3-3xx9cn3l2na33a/cartoons/robotsareourfriends.swf A flash movie] inspired by the banbot.
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| *[http://annabot.nl/ A banbot-inspired music video].
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| {{IRC}}
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| [[Category:Drama-generating_techniques]]
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| [[Category: Softwarez]]
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