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| [[File:Average MLP fan.png|thumb|200px|[http://www.wired.com/underwire/2011/06/bronies-my-little-ponys/ "As a person with Asperger syndrome, I learned more about theory of mind, friendships and social interactions from this season than I had in the previous 31 years of life."]]]
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| [[File:Bronie.jpg|thumb|right|Typical Brony.]]
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| [[File:Ponyfag Buying Toys IRL.jpg|thumb|200px|How ponyfags spend their free time.]]
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| [[File:Notfurryatall.jpg|thumb|Ponyfags are just furfags in [[denial]].]]
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| Typically adult male fans of the television show [[My Little Pony|My Little Pony: Friendship is]] [[Gay|Magic]], bronies are what happens when you combine the scourge of the internet that is the [[furfag]] with the neurotic, neck bearded man-child that is your average member of [[4chan|society]]. Spawned one night by a sick and twisted Anon in the darkest depths of /co/, they have spread across the internet like AIDS through an [[Africa|African village]] using their genetic blend of [[troll]] resilience and furry faggotry. [[Reddit|One b]][[DeviantART|y one]], websites have fallen under their sway until even the last bastion of brony resistance, 4chan, fell to their faggotry. They are a [[meme]] gone horribly wrong, a collection of users who were too faggy even for the '''furfags.''' By the [[lulz]] were they created, and the lulz shall they destroy. May [[Raptor Jesus]] have mercy on our souls.
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| ==Analysis of Bronies==
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| [[File:Bronies lolwtf.jpg|thumb|right|Fact: Not one of these people have a job.]]
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| There are many problems with this embarrassment to [[Christfags|God]]. As a matter of fact, we should just list them right now, no questions asked:
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| *Bronies spread their unfunny memes faster than AIDS spreads at a Native African orgy, even taking other, dead memes and raping them to infinity and beyond. The evidence for this is clear. For example, the meme "Needs to be 20% cooler" is funnier to type than it is to actually hear. In the episode itself, [[Fail|Twilight Sparkle's voice actor sounds totally uninterested in what the fuck she is reading.]] And not just for that moment in the show, really [[ALL_CAPS|ALL THE TIME.]]
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| *They feel the need to defend the show, saying it's a perfect example of everything a good animated series needs, like forgettable music scores, [[Newgrounds|piss poor flash animation]], and a script riddled with goofy moments '''BECAUSE IT'S MEANT FOR CHILDREN''' and [[Old_Media|references]] that supposedly make it complex but really just add filler to the (nonexistent) scripts.
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| *Bronies are deluded people in the first place, and that reflects on their opinions of the show. Like the three main popular shows on Cartoon Network ([[Drugs|Adventure Time]], [[Furry|Gumball]], and [[Hipster|Regular Show]]) those shows got attention only because of their sexual appeal and general stupidity. My Little Pony is basically the popularity of Adventure Time and Gumball combined; it's popular because it's the easy-to-sexualize animals and the assumption that everyone is a neon lesbian put into one. It's a shit storm of bad animation, [[unfunny]] memes, and Encyclopædia Dramatica articles writing themselves. But for this reason just listed alone, it corrupts the ([[Truth|already pathetic]]) brain of a Ponyfag into believing that the show is [[Lie|well animated, well written, creative, has superb music and sound]], and a [[Jew_Gold|gold mine]] of [[Chris_Chan|well deserved popularity]]. In reality, it is merely a show made by a crazy cunt who did some good shows in the past but fucked up the [[Loli|target audience]] for this and grabbed... [[Basement Dweller|God knows what]].
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| ==Furfags or hipsters?==
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| [[File:Hipster pony.jpg|thumb|Fucking hipsters]]
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| It's hard to say what exactly the brony menace is. Are they a bunch of furfags or hipster fags? Both. My Little Pony is a show about neon girly animals, this gives the furfag community a boner. Now as for why hipsters love this show it's clearly obvious. Hipsters hate what adults like, however, adults do not fully understand this brony thing and they don't understand why grown males would watch a show for little girls. Thus making My Little Pony perfect hipster bait for every possible hipster reason.
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| Despite obviously being a bunch of closet furfags, bronies [[allegedly| claim they are not furries]] and will go to [[flame war| great lengths]] to prove their point. Ironically, even though bronies claim to [[bullshit|love and tolerate]] all the faces of the Internet, [[denial|they constantly denounce and cast-out furries]] from any of their boards/discussions.
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| ==Why?==
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| {{Squote|“Shame” is an interesting word. I think the cuteness and childishness appeals to our original innocence, and innocence knows no shame.
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| Ponies are not the beginning either; /b/tards have a history of embracing cute and innocent things. That was [[Boxxy]]’s appeal. Then there’s [[cats]]. [[Rozen Maiden]]. [[Robot Unicorn Attack]]. The list goes on. What’s interesting is this runs parallel with the /b/tard reputation for being the most vile, wretched goblins on the entire interbutts.
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| I think they’re connected. I think in order to get a disgusting perverted adult, you have to start with a kid just oozing innocence, and beat the fuck out of them. Feed them lies, then laugh at them for believing you. Watch the disillusion sink in as their innocence is torn from them in childhood, seared out of them in school, and then are cast out into the world to be bachelor frogs.
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| So they fap and they struggle with major depression and they rage and they do all the things damaged people do. But somewhere deep down they remember what they were. Maybe part of them is still that way. They see ponies, and damn society’s gender roles, they like them. Then they fap to them, but then they continue to watch the show because it reminds them of something good and pure they had before the hardness of the world robbed them of it.|anonymous /co/}}
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| {{quote|[[HA HA HA, OH WOW|Hasbro completely missed their target audience and hit the internet virgin 18-25 year old male instead.]]|[[Sethisto]][http://forums.furaffinity.net/threads/88116-My-Little-Pony-Friendship-is-Magic/page3]}}
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| ==4chan stampede==
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| [[File:Ponyorigins.png|200px|thumb|right|Big Mcln spouts some [[boring|info]]]]
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| === The [[cancer]]===
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| [[File:Moot is a god.jpg|thumb|right|Mods = Gods]]
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| [[File:Original Post.png|thumb|right|The post that caused the [[shitstorm]].]]
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| The many flabby nerdsacks at [[/co/]] quickly latched on to the show seeing it as a colorful distraction for their otherwise pitiful [[no life|lives]] and a decent cover for their closet [[pedophilia|pedophilic]] tendencies that reveal themselves through the guise of watching a television show for little girls. These flabby maniacs created thread after thread of fanart and fanfiction vomiting rainbow colored [[anti-lulz]] into 4chan to the vast and unending dismay of everyone else. A few weeks later, this cancer has found its way to [[/b/]], and so another [[unfunny]] lump of cancerous fandom and asshatery was shat into the sea of diarrhea that is /b/.
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| The entire decision for a /b/ onslaught was decided by five [[faggot| fabulous]] tripfags known as ''Flutter!shy'' (age 16) ''Appple!jack'' (age 22) ''Pinkie!pie'' (age 20) ''Rainbow!dash'' (age 23) and ''BigMcIn!!toshdAyGxE'' ([[cp|age 14]]) as shown in the possibly [[shooped]] screenshot to the right. And so the gigantic pony monster grew, stuffing it's friendship dick into all the threads and ejaculating despicable pony generals that scraped at the eyes of any front page [[lurkers]]. The dribbling masses of Bronies seemed unfazed by the [[gore]] and [[cp]] that /b/tards desperatley threw at them to qwell the faggotry, and so it was the [[mods]] turn to stifle this pinkie pie shaped tumor growing within /b/.
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| === The [[chemo]]===
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| [[m00t]] and his cronies decided they'd had enough of the bronies horse fucking faggotry and threw about gigantic [[banhammer|banhammers]] left and right, squashing all the ponies into twitching masses of purple and pink guts. The bronies effectively shat their pants with rage and attempted to fight back against what they considered was [[lolwut|infringing on their rights]] by [[spam|spamming]] endless [[unfunny]] pony [[image macros]] and acting like considerably [[butthurt|ass-pained]] little children. On October 22, 2011, a sticky on /b/ was posted by moot, declaring trips to be taken away and as a side-note that all bronies and pony related posts should [[get out|take their leave]]. Off course all of the butthurt bronies slithered into the sticky so as to complain some more, only to be led like lambs to the slaughter as m00t [[For great justice|b& their unadulterated faggotry out of existence.]]
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| ===The [[prolapse|relapse]]===
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| Moot suddleny realised that he is actually a complete faggot, chuckling at how he'd forgotten [[:File:Mootmootmooot.jpg|such a thing]]. Therefore deciding to open the flood gates and let the cancerous rainbow magic faggotry [[cum|stream]] in by creating a [http://boards.4chan.org/mlp/ board] for all the filthy overweight cretins that worship this god awful show. Proving once and for all that 4chan is [[truth|the worst place on the internet.]]
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| {{quote|This is precisely why we don't negotiate with terrorists. Now that you have your own homeland you can strike at us freely.|Anonymous}}
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| <center>[[TL;DR|'''"The brony hunter's creed"''']]</center>
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| {{squote|Every brony that walks this earth. Every man, who covets the evil of the pony. Every man, Who keeps a picture of fluttershy as their background. Every man, Who applies rainbow decals to their car. Who floods the boards of 4chan. Who defiles our memes. Who brings ruin and corruption to the face of our world.
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| Our mission is to hunt you. To crush you. To ruin you.
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| We shall tear at the integrity of your legions, and revel in the dying agony of your evil. We shall bring disillusion to your corrupt acclaim, and laugh in the face of your idle threats.
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| Your evil does not trepidate us. Your evil does not repel us.
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| We shall destroy and obliterate until you are nothing but a neon stain on the face of the internet.
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| And when the last brony is cornered, and cannot call for the assistance of its corrupt armies, When they are trapped, and are unable to brandish the blade of evil, we shall remember. Remember all the delusion you have wrought. Remember the corrupted memes. Remember the defilation of everything you have ever touched,
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| and we will have no mercy.| Some anon that takes himself [[Unwarranted self-importance|slightly too seriously]]}}
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| ==Videos==
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| |<youtube>QPB1uLEBkD0</youtube> <br> '''{{quote|dash can shit in my face anytime}}'''
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| |<youtube>MwKclhWlo-0</youtube> <br> '''[[No|would you suck a pony/zebra cock while dressed as a girl?]]'''
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| |<youtube>grU8PPKP1Uk</youtube> <br> '''[[Forever Alone|what does it feel like to have friends]]'''
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| |<youtube>FCfyqdFYsRA</youtube> <br> '''[[virgin|Off to stuff their fat greasy faces.]]'''
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| |<youtube>l6jX1J8DQ5A</youtube> <br> '''[[Autism|Time to play with toys in public!]]'''
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| |<youtube>BTleunYqX0s</youtube> <br> '''Raging that a children's book is [[lolwut|too simple for him]]'''
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| |<youtube>p23-_rWJ2Ag</youtube> <br> '''[[Chris-Chan]] gets in on the fun'''
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| |<youtube>2HlawdpL08Y</youtube> <br> '''More animated dosage of the truth'''
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| |<youtube>fi27530dDCc</youtube> <br> '''[[Faux News]] has a laugh at their expense.'''
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| ==Gallery==
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| {{cg|Ponyfag Gallery|non 34 goes here|center|<gallery>
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| File:Furfag_ponies.jpg|Nope, I don't see a furfag here.
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| Image:Bronyponycollection.jpg|Comparable to a brony drug-dealer. (notice the srsly freaked out woman behind him)
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| Image:Pinkie_pie_fursuit.jpg|This is a brony.
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| File:40114 - Friendship is Magic My Little Pony Rainbow Dash.jpg| So [[Shit|authentic]]!
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| <*>---------------------*** ATTENTION! YOUR UNFUNNY PIC GOES BELOW THIS LINE! ***-------------------</*>
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| </gallery>|<gallery>
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| Image:Bronies Nick.jpg|Every single one of these people is a [[faggot]].
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| Image:Rainbow_dash_fursuit.jpg|I can't [[Fap|clop]] to this!
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| Image:Faceofbronyism.jpg|This is what BroNYCon looks like.
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| File:MyLittlePonyLiveShow.jpg|Put them out of their misery.
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| Image:Seattle pax 2011 bronies.jpg| Seattle's PAX 2011's Ponyfag contingent. You can't make this shit up.
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| File:Fluttershy Body Pillow 413chan.jpg|Some ponyfag have taken lessons from [[otaku]] and own [[Body Pillows|pillows]] with pictures of their [[Mai Waifu|waifu]] on them.
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| Image:Mlp2.jpg|Want retarded kids? Give them retarded toys.
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| Image:Bronies IRL.jpg
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| Image:Bronies IRL2.jpg
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| Image:Bronies IRL3.jpg
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| Image:FLANKDESTROYER.jpg|Bronies get [[lie|more]] [[bitches]] than you do.
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| File:MLP-Bukkake.png|[[Face-painter|Typical brony activity]]
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| File:Bronygetup.jpg|Hello ladies!
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| File:Mlptattoo.jpg|Pedro gets his cutie mark
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| File:typicalbrony.jpg|[[Furry|Typical Brony]] doing brony things.
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| File:AspieBronies.jpg|[[Old media]] cares enough about bronies to put out this correction.
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| ==Related Articles==
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| *[[My Little Pony]]
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| *[[Furry]]
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| ==External Links==
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| *[http://www.oregonlive.com/entertainment/index.ssf/2011/09/seriously_my_little_pony_grown.html Meet 'bronies' -- grown men who are fans of My Little Pony]
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| *[http://www.theawl.com/2012/01/the-bronies-take-manhattan The bronies take Manhattan]
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