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[[ | An all-around humorous topic, '''Death''' is the ultimate escape from your [[bantown|flesh prison]]. There are many ways of achieving death, some [[An Hero|funnier]] than [[AIDS|others]]. Death is unique as it is the only common ground human beings have. So remember that the next time some jerk beats you up, steals your bike, fucks your mother and makes you call him Cindy, you have a comeback (albeit a shit one) which is: "'''LOL NIGGA JOO GUNNA DIE!'''" | ||
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Think of the world as one huge fucking forum, with God as the admin. Thousands of people are [[banned]] everyday, but there are also thousands of registered new users everyday so it balances out. However, not everyone is [[permabanned]] by God; some people simply [[Suicide|delete their own IRL accounts]]. | |||
==Fake Death== | |||
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'''Fake death''' is a method of [[attention whore|attention whoring]] when someone thinks that people will [[Unrealistic Expectations|miss them when they're gone]]. It is but one more way for these failures to fool themselves into believing that they will not be [[dying alone]]. They include: | |||
*[[Sui-Chan]] - Infamous emo "live" fake death. | *[[Sui-Chan]] - Infamous emo "live" fake death. | ||
*[[Kewllimesrevenge]] - The fake death that never happened. | *[[Kewllimesrevenge]] - The fake death that never happened. | ||
*[[Flashman]] - Fake death of a fake person. | *[[Flashman]] - Fake death of a fake person. | ||
*[[The Great Sonic-cide of 2007]]: Furfags want attention | |||
*[[The Great Sonic-cide of 2007]] | *[[PogoRoo]]: Faked death to scam furries out of commission money. | ||
*[[PogoRoo]] | |||
==Real Death== | ==Real Death== | ||
[[Image:Vultureseatingcorpse.jpg|thumb|Death is delicious]] | [[Image:Vultureseatingcorpse.jpg|thumb|Death is delicious]] | ||
While usually funnier than a fake death, the actual death of an actual person isn't always [[Holocaust|completely awesome]]. It depends on how they died. For example, the death of your ex-girlfriend is not funny because she probably doesn't exist. On the other hand, the old guy with cancer who chartered a biplane and jumped out is pretty much [[A Plus|A+]]. Or when [[Steve Irwin]], who spent his life pissing off crocodiles and other large animals, got im-fucking-paled by a stingray. Also, the death of any [[an hero]] is sure to create [[lulz]]. Real death is a Necrophiliac's dream, and they will make sweet love to any festering meat pile. Popular real deaths include: | |||
*[[Budd Dwyer]]: First televised public suicide | |||
*[[Steve Irwin]]: For a man who fucked with crocodiles, being killed by a stingray is a pussy way to go down. | |||
*[[Michael Jackson]]: Melted down into [[Lego]] so kids could still play with him after death. | |||
*[[Billy Mays]]: HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FO-[[HNNNNNNGGGGG]] | |||
== | ==Gallery== | ||
<center><gallery> | |||
Image:Bush pope santa.jpg|Death confuses [[W|morons]] | |||
Image:Death and rape.JPG | |||
Image:Flist.gif|A common reaction to a real death on [[LiveJournal]] | |||
Image:Dead2.jpg | |||
Image:Depressed-stormtrooper.jpg|Death of a friend or loved one is sometimes hard to come to grips with. | |||
Image:CensoredOBIT.jpg|This image replaced elgorgo's prank obituary and appeared on his journal at the end of his e-death. Many [[histrionic]] strangers were angered. Most people didn't care. | |||
</gallery></center> | |||
== | ==Videos== | ||
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==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
*[[An hero]] | |||
*[[ | |||
*[[Cutting]] | *[[Cutting]] | ||
*[[Suicide]] | *[[Suicide]] | ||
*[[Death Van]] | *[[Death Van]] | ||
*[[Death List]] | *[[Death List]] | ||
*[[KILL IT WITH FIRE]] | *[[KILL IT WITH FIRE]] | ||
*[[ | *[[Murder]] | ||
*[[Necrophilia]] | *[[Necrophilia]] | ||
==External Links== | ==External Links== | ||
* [http://www.freewebs.com/afterlife/flint/flintrecordings.htm Bimbo the Clown and other famous people talk to us from beyond the grave. Suitable for scaring small children.] | * [http://www.freewebs.com/afterlife/flint/flintrecordings.htm Bimbo the Clown and other famous people talk to us from beyond the grave. Suitable for scaring small children.] | ||
* [http://www.Darwinawards.com A large collection of particularly lulzy deaths] | * [http://www.Darwinawards.com A large collection of particularly lulzy deaths] | ||
{{Timeline|Featured article February 20, [[2006]]|[[DeviantART]]|[[{{PAGENAME}}]]|[[Futuristic Sex Robotz]]}} | {{Timeline|Featured article February 20, [[2006]]|[[DeviantART]]|[[{{PAGENAME}}]]|[[Futuristic Sex Robotz]]}} | ||
[[Category:Drama-generating techniques]] | [[Category:Drama-generating techniques]] | ||
[[Category:Internets Phenomena]] | [[Category:Internets Phenomena]] | ||
{{trolls}} | {{trolls}} | ||
Revision as of 18:28, 29 August 2012
An all-around humorous topic, Death is the ultimate escape from your flesh prison. There are many ways of achieving death, some funnier than others. Death is unique as it is the only common ground human beings have. So remember that the next time some jerk beats you up, steals your bike, fucks your mother and makes you call him Cindy, you have a comeback (albeit a shit one) which is: "LOL NIGGA JOO GUNNA DIE!"
Think of the world as one huge fucking forum, with God as the admin. Thousands of people are banned everyday, but there are also thousands of registered new users everyday so it balances out. However, not everyone is permabanned by God; some people simply delete their own IRL accounts.
Fake Death
<video type="youtube" id="cJ2_avaK_W4" width="200" height="180" position="right" frame="false"/> Fake death is a method of attention whoring when someone thinks that people will miss them when they're gone. It is but one more way for these failures to fool themselves into believing that they will not be dying alone. They include:
- Sui-Chan - Infamous emo "live" fake death.
- Kewllimesrevenge - The fake death that never happened.
- Flashman - Fake death of a fake person.
- The Great Sonic-cide of 2007: Furfags want attention
- PogoRoo: Faked death to scam furries out of commission money.
Real Death
While usually funnier than a fake death, the actual death of an actual person isn't always completely awesome. It depends on how they died. For example, the death of your ex-girlfriend is not funny because she probably doesn't exist. On the other hand, the old guy with cancer who chartered a biplane and jumped out is pretty much A+. Or when Steve Irwin, who spent his life pissing off crocodiles and other large animals, got im-fucking-paled by a stingray. Also, the death of any an hero is sure to create lulz. Real death is a Necrophiliac's dream, and they will make sweet love to any festering meat pile. Popular real deaths include:
- Budd Dwyer: First televised public suicide
- Steve Irwin: For a man who fucked with crocodiles, being killed by a stingray is a pussy way to go down.
- Michael Jackson: Melted down into Lego so kids could still play with him after death.
- Billy Mays: HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FO-HNNNNNNGGGGG
Gallery
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Death confuses morons -
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A common reaction to a real death on LiveJournal -
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Death of a friend or loved one is sometimes hard to come to grips with. -
This image replaced elgorgo's prank obituary and appeared on his journal at the end of his e-death. Many histrionic strangers were angered. Most people didn't care.
Videos
See Also
External Links
- Bimbo the Clown and other famous people talk to us from beyond the grave. Suitable for scaring small children.
- A large collection of particularly lulzy deaths
| Featured article February 20, 2006 | ||
| Preceded by DeviantART |
Death | Succeeded by Futuristic Sex Robotz |
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