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Revision as of 06:50, 31 March 2012
Glenn Taylor is a 20 year old pedophile whose life long dream is to become a professional football player for the Dallas Cowboys. Sadly, Glenn now works at Wal-Mart, stocking shelves. He has a little brother and two older sisters. In his spare time, he likes to hang out with friends, drinking, playing poker, and visits teen chatrooms. This is how he met sexy little 13 year old Amber Jennings, on the 30th of October 2007. Despite the obvious fake name, Glenn failed to see that Amber was in fact none other than Anonymous. After a bit of chatting, Amber and Glenn moved on to AIM, resulting in the following conversation:
AIM Conversation
Anonymous (15:13:12): hey its amber Anonymous (15:14:03): hey its amber Anonymous (15:14:47): hey its amber Anonymous (15:15:30): u there? GBballa31 (15:16:11): yeah i am Anonymous (15:16:22): yay GBballa31 (15:16:22): sorry it took so long Anonymous (15:16:25): its kk GBballa31 (15:16:35): so do you have any pics Anonymous (15:17:06): new comp but i have 1 lol Anonymous (15:17:13): gimme a min 2 find it GBballa31 (15:17:15): ok GBballa31 (15:17:16): send it ATTENTION (15:18:48): File Transfer session initiated. GBballa31 (15:20:03): ok Anonymous (15:20:05): u cancelled GBballa31 (15:20:28): i hit sccept ATTENTION (15:20:34): File transfer for me n mirror lol.jpg is complete. Anonymous (15:20:40): yay u got it Anonymous (15:20:45): its silli lol Anonymous (15:21:03): i took it this mornin so u no wut im wearin now GBballa31 (15:21:34): good Anonymous (15:21:47): how bout u? GBballa31 (15:22:40): baby you hot Anonymous (15:22:48): aww thanks *blush* Anonymous (15:22:59): if u rly think so i can make sum moar Anonymous (15:23:26): but u first ATTENTION (15:23:36): File transfer for me1.jpg is complete. GBballa31 (15:23:52): please baby make some more you are look really good GBballa31 (15:24:36): if you like it i can make some more to Anonymous (15:24:51): u show me urs i show u mine Anonymous (15:25:45): hold on ill brb Anonymous (15:25:55): take nawti pic for me, ill make 1 4 u Anonymous (15:27:05): k bk GBballa31 (15:27:12): so you like Anonymous (15:27:18): yes GBballa31 (15:27:28): so you want more Anonymous (15:27:30): i took nawti pic 4 u lol Anonymous (15:27:31): yes Anonymous (15:27:58): send me nawti pic n ull get moar ATTENTION (15:28:20): File transfer for me nawti.jpg is complete. Anonymous (15:28:20): i hope u like Anonymous (15:28:35): im skinny GBballa31 (15:28:37): i prolly will GBballa31 (15:28:46): its alright your tiny i love small girls Anonymous (15:29:01): so can i have pic of ur thing? Anonymous (15:29:11): it made me tingly 2 take that pic GBballa31 (15:29:43): nice GBballa31 (15:29:45): i like that pic GBballa31 (15:29:55): take some more and i will go take one Anonymous (15:30:00): k Anonymous (15:30:08): but u send first lol Anonymous (15:30:13): brb GBballa31 (15:30:17): i will GBballa31 (15:30:19): brb also Anonymous (15:32:20): back...n ull b happy i do ballet, made sum very special 1s just 4 u GBballa31 (15:32:47): ok GBballa31 (15:32:55): its just going to be a minute Anonymous (15:33:00): i have a crazy idea 4 u Anonymous (15:33:03): if ur up 4 it Anonymous (15:33:13): im random lol GBballa31 (15:33:30): yeah do it Anonymous (15:33:37): im rly wet rite now and um... Anonymous (15:33:45): do u want mi wet panties? Anonymous (15:33:52): *blush* GBballa31 (15:34:12): what do you mean GBballa31 (15:34:17): how would iget them Anonymous (15:34:20): i can send them 2 u GBballa31 (15:34:41): like the mail Anonymous (15:34:44): ya GBballa31 (15:34:53): maybe GBballa31 (15:34:56): where you live Anonymous (15:35:07): uk, but ill pay 4 shipping Anonymous (15:35:11): not heavy GBballa31 (15:35:15): lol Anonymous (15:35:20): i'll send u a pic of them 1st GBballa31 (15:35:21): how long would it take GBballa31 (15:35:24): ok Anonymous (15:36:16): thats 1 of my ballet poses lol Anonymous (15:36:21): pic a bit blurry tho ATTENTION (15:36:23): File transfer for ballet.jpg is complete. Anonymous (15:36:52): *VERY HARD BLUSH* GBballa31 (15:37:04): ok Anonymous (15:37:19): u want them? Anonymous (15:38:17): ur not answering so i guess no GBballa31 (15:38:28): yeah GBballa31 (15:38:35): sorry i am getting my pic ready Anonymous (15:38:37): oh ok GBballa31 (15:38:42): i really like that ballet one Anonymous (15:39:03): i'll take em of 4 u and start preparing them 4 u, ok? GBballa31 (15:39:27): i didn't understand that one Anonymous (15:39:44): like make sure their rly wet and then in a plastic baggie so they stay wet Anonymous (15:39:48): so i can send them Anonymous (15:40:09): if u want em GBballa31 (15:40:20): maybe GBballa31 (15:40:26): would you be able to call Anonymous (15:40:35): in a bit GBballa31 (15:40:53): ok Anonymous (15:41:18): so r u almost done wiv ur pic? GBballa31 (15:41:51): yeah Anonymous (15:41:58): yay ATTENTION (15:42:05): File transfer for tn.jpg is complete. Anonymous (15:42:05): im rly wet now Anonymous (15:42:19): y r ur pics so small? GBballa31 (15:42:29): cuz they are from my cell phone Anonymous (15:42:42): kk Anonymous (15:42:46): i like Anonymous (15:43:19): so um... i rote "glenn taylor" on the envelope Anonymous (15:43:27): and a hart and some xxx Anonymous (15:43:28): Anonymous (15:43:33): i need ur address GBballa31 (15:44:00): i will give it to you on the phone GBballa31 (15:44:47): you have anymore pics Anonymous (15:44:50): whats ur number? GBballa31 (15:44:59): can you call international Anonymous (15:45:46): i dunno ill try ATTENTION (15:46:08): File transfer for skirt .jpg is complete. Anonymous (15:46:59): whats ur number? ATTENTION (15:47:07): File transfer for ureyesonly.jpg is complete. GBballa31 (15:48:04): call me GBballa31 (15:48:10): 1 315 778 6629 Anonymous (15:48:23): kk lemme try cuz it's international Anonymous (15:49:11): nope Anonymous (15:49:25): "this number is not avialable at the time" Anonymous (15:50:01): GBballa31 (15:50:16): that sucks Anonymous (15:50:26): i no Anonymous (15:50:47): can i get ur address to send u the envelope? i'll include a luvletr Anonymous (15:50:51): i want u 2 be mi bf GBballa31 (15:50:54): call the operator and see if you can GBballa31 (15:51:06): ok i can be you bf Anonymous (15:51:12): yay Anonymous (15:51:26): give me ur adress ill give u mine, calling op now 4 u huni GBballa31 (15:51:31): XXXXX XXXXXXXXX XXX XXXXXX (Removed due to ED Dox policy) GBballa31 (15:52:20): and i want a pic of your pussy with something in it ok Anonymous (15:52:38): NOTICE TO CHATTER: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law. VIOLATION: Solicitation of a minor under 16. IMPORTANT WARNING: If you think this chat session was logged in error, please state your reasons to the F.B.I. agent currently monitoring this chat and quote the reference number #2334531343. Failure to do so within the next 2 minutes will result in your IP and address being entered into our criminal data base and legal action. GBballa31 (15:52:42): and not your fingers Anonymous (15:53:22): Your IP address has been logged by the Child Internet Service Protection Agency. Please wait while memory ref code "502695151" is entered into the database. GBballa31 (15:54:00): i don't have any reasons she sent them to me GBballa31 signed off at 15:54:44. ATTENTION (15:54:47): File Transfer session has been disconnected.
In case of TL;DR
What happened there is that "Amber" fooled dumbshit Glen into giving her his phone number. The number didn't work so she asked for his address, which he then forked over like an idiot he is. Amber then registered him to the Child Internet Service Protection Agency and they then sent his IP to the criminal database.
With the information Glenn provided, Anon will without a doubt be kind enough to provide his 16 year old girlfriend Amy over her Myspace. As of about 4:40 AM on October 31, 2007, both Glenn's and Amy's Myspace accounts have been deleted.
Quotes
—Glenn Taylor, on his MySpace, referring to Amy. |
—Glenn, on movies. |
—Glenn, on soft sides. |
—Glenn, on reading. |
—Glenn, on his sister. Note to Anon: find his sister and inform her of the existance of this page. |
—Glenn, on Amy. Sadly for Glenn, Anon knows too |
—Glenn, on who he'd like to meet. |
Contact Glenn
MSN: [email protected]
ALTERNATE MSN/YAHOO: [email protected]
AIM: GBballa31
Glenn's Myspace As of about 4:40 AM on October 31, 2007, both Glenn's and Amy's Myspace accounts have been deleted.
NEWS FLASH: DEXTER, NY IS VERY NEAR WATERTOWN! ALL ST. LAWRENCE, LEWIS, JEFFERSON, ONEIDA, and OSWEGO county Anonymous are hereby /r/'d to get pics of this address as well as troll IRL with extreme prejudice!
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CRIMANAL JUSTICE
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Threatening Anon?
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Glenn's MySpace minutes before deletion. Notice his mood. LOL!