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| {{work|added lulz, moar bigotry and H8, and a hint of BAWWWWWW}}
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| [[File:Fagment.png|frame|right|I see what you did there.]]
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| '''<strike>Figment</strike> Fagment''' (also known as [[卐|卐]] and [[卐|Germany]]) is a fanfic writing website for pussy ass bitches. This fuckery is run by a bunch of cheap fascist [[Jews|pigs]] with the intent to attract [[Jailbait|teen]] and [[Pedophiles|young adult writers]]. It was created in the Führerbunker of some writerfag cunt in too-sowzund-ten. Since the main userbase of the website consists of [[16 year old girls]] and [[emo|wrist-cutting niggers]], the site is full of fucking awful poetry about how hard it is to be a rich white kid in America, and the [[eating disorder|daily suffering]] these lulfags go through. Riteing [[spam|rilly rilly gud shyt]] tht iz wurthee 2 b p00blyshed is the whole entire purpose of the site.
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| The faggotry multiplied when Fignazijew bought out HarperCollins rival site Inkpop. Lulz in the writing cummunity has since increased dramatically.
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| ==A Day in the Figlife==
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| [[Image:FigBAWWWWWWW.png|thumb|Some nigger that no one knows crying on the forums about [[bullshit|how hard her life is.]]]]
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| [[Image:TypicalFigmentStory.png|thumb|Proof that Figment is a Jewtella-obsessed Jew, and underpays its slaves to save money. 10,000 words for 17 hearts?]]
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| Instead of being a God-damned [[Oprah Winfrey|chocolateface]] and assuming that everybody who uses the site is the same, know this: the userbase of Figment is extremely [[gay|diverse]]. Users are [[Americunts|proud nationalists]], [[fat|advocators]] for positive body image, and [[Liar|they range in age and sexual orientation]].
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| The average figpig spends <strike>his</strike>
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| *Let's be serious, there are no men on Figment.
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| **But there are no women on ze interwebs, either.
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| ***Oh shit, nucca.
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| ****Mindfucked.
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| The average figpig spends ''its'' day [[Asexual|not]] fapping. Sex is forbidden because it's bad and shit, reflected by the 99.8% of figvirgins found on the forums who complain of never having [[secks|rode le dick]]. It is often claimed that the most talented writers can be found outside the forums, being complete [[lusers|isolationists]]. A [[Snob|dickbox]] who does not engage in [[buttsecks|forum activity]] will usually say they are "too good" to associate with those who talk about how cool things are, like fucking turtles, penguins, cupcakes and shit. Posting in the forums consists of [[Socially Awkward Penguin|shit]] and [[GIF|more shit]].
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| There is occasional [[h8|lulz]] but it only occurs every Sunday and is highly anticipated by the forumwhores. These [[Liberals|dumbasses]] always complain that their forums are being overrun by ruthless niggers, but egg them on anyway once le trolling has commenced because [[attention whores|they]] cannot help themselves. They are also self-proclaimed Grammar niggers who can't stand, God forbid, that people [[O rly|''can'']] accidentally place commas in the wrong places.
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| To justify the widespread obesity pandemic on Figment, all its users including the mods make threads and fuck their profiles, nay, the site with pictures and mention of Nutella. You might as well call Figment the /b/ for anything having to do with any brand of chocolate spread that looks like a fucking shit sandwich when spread on bread.
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| ==Pawpewluhr Figpeople==
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| In order to /b/cum [[Gay|pawpewluhr]], one must follow every fucking person he sees in the hopes that there's one selfless bastard who will follow back out of the babillions who don't. That, or you have to spend the life you don't have in the forums, whoring yourself out or trolling hoping someone will accept you or [[butthurt|deny the lulz]]. If these conquests have failed then you have no future and only [[suicide|one option]] remains.
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| ===Erycka The Fluffy Furfag===
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| Believed by some to be the most popular figperson who isn't shunned to [[B/|the pits of Hell]]. Erycka "Fluffy Little Kitteh Hoarder" is an immature little 2-year-old bish who can't handle sick humor, and resorts to making threads titled ONG IM SO SCARRED FOR LIFE LIKE OMG every time there is a troll on the loose (lulululul). Because she refuses to grow a pair, she cannot receive [[Waaaambulance|the fucking help she needs]]. She would break the intern0tz if she showed her face, therefore, she uses a picture of a depraved [[cat|kitt3h]] to represent her disgusting buttery mug. She has an iPod because she can't afford [[iPhone|shit]].
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| ===Kat Connolly===
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| Figment's most overweight user weighing in at around 80-90 pounds. She claims to be naturally skinny, but we know [[pro-ana|that's a lie]]. She likes to complain about her home life, and how hard it is to be a 12-year-old kid, nay, a 12-year-old [[Wimmin|vagina]] living in [[America|US and A]]. She also likes to photowhore by posting a bunch of pictures of herself that no one could give a single fuck about.
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| ===Talia Durante===
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| A [[Emo|whiney teenager]] who acts on stage [[lolwut|professionally]] and has a large presence in the forums. She is widely considered to be the most fappable user on Figment, despite having nappy hair and a unibrow (because people on Figment are sympathizers of ugly). Talia spends most of her time talking about her latest play and bragging about her [[Guido|Italian heritage]] or her undeniably [[shit|leet]] singing skills and how she will one day be the next [[unrealistic expectations|Audrey Hepburn]]. In reality, she sounds like an orgy of Pitbulls choking on whale cock. At least 83% of her posts contain a picture of herself, showing how bigheaded she is. Although she claims to be a virgin and willing to practice [[Insanity|abstinence]], it is clear that by so cheaply advertising herself Talia has ulterior motives to attention whore and thus obtain a higher [[jailbait|status]] amongst her inferiors. The ego on this [[assclown|girl]] is so big you could take it to a fucking county fair and win a ton of shit. To troll Talia properly, just tell her you unfollowed her on Twitter, [[truth|she needs to lose 10 pounds]] and that Italians are greasy-haired, broke ass motherfuckers. Oh, and be sure to shit out a bus all over [http://www.youtube.com/user/Taypurade/videos her JewTube videos] because they're [[gay|not going to be discovered]].
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| ==Figbanned Figpeople==
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| ===Nox Zand===
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| [[Image:NoxMiddleFingerFaggot.jpg|thumb|Proof that Nox is an acnefaced [[Azn|niggerjew]] who tries to look like an ugly incognito version of Ellen Page. She is seen in this [[porn|picturefoto]] flipping off the Nazis who banned her. ]]
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| A well-known [[troll|figfag]] who paraded around the forums throwing feces around. The inconsistent, dumb whore was [[banned|raped]] by the mods for being a general and unfunny bish. She doesn't visit the site periodically like other banned members do [[truth|because nobody really gives a fuck]]. She relayed her messages of BAAWWWWWWW to the rest of the figpublic by having other dramadick-riding [[Niggers|teenagers]] on the site act as a liaison between her and them. Unfortunately, not a single fuck was given. To this day, it is widely believed that she ran away to [[b/|/b/]] and is lost. No one looks for her or wants her nasty pig-nosed Asian ass back. Talia is by far her biggest worshipper, going so far as to display her gay affections [[internet stalking| by adding "-Zand" to her name]].
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| ==="Azzy"===
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| Generally thought to be one of the most popular [[Nerds|users]] on Figment, Azzy is a typical teenage forumwhore who got baleted. She was the most frowned-upon of the figtrolls, but the very small fraction of the Figment community that isn't made up of [[douchebags|heartless people]] has her back. When a thread is started with Azzy's name in it, arguments arise and a bullshit number of users [[Cum|post]] all over it and it gets shut down by le modz. [[Prostitute|She]] still seeks attention under the [[hipster|totally original]] pseudonym 'Courtney Love'. Her age was relatively unknown until she came out and admitted she was just as old as [[Children|everybody else]]. Every time her account is removed from the site, she returns and brags about her blowjob-blue eyes and what an [[Sick fuck|attractive]] girl she is.
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| ==Notable Po-eh-treez==
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| There aren't any. Because most of the figfags are [[trololo|smart enough]] to know poetry is for [[black people]].
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| ==The Day Inkpop Was Raped==
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| Although [[Hitler|Figment]] is essentially an interwebz n00b Nazi-Jew that was created [[2010|yesterday]], it eventually buttsecksed another writing fuckhole of cyberspace once known as <strike>Inkpop</strike> [[Poland|Dinkpop]]. After HarperCollins claimed it was [[Poor|not making any moniez]] off Inkpop because the books were garbage, they sold dat shit because nobody wanted it and moved on.
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| The [[Gay|fanfag]] websites were merged on March 1, 2012 and combined Inkpop’s userbase of [[Perfection Dolls|75,000]] to Fagment's userbase of [[Suicide Girls|115,000]]. Most Inkpop [[Niggers|users]] were pissed as fuck at the change and adopted a holier-than-thou attitude when they started joining Fagment all because there was the ability to copy and paste on the website. If you were to compare these pig-nosed bitchass hoes to anything, it would be to that extremely ugly new kid that goes to a new school, and acts like he is the absolute fucking [[shit|shit]] when he moonwalks in the front fucking door. In response, most <strike>"Figgies"</strike> "Faggies" were up in arms and running around like whiney ass bitches who haven't been fucked for 5 months and have baby-daddies that owe two years’ worth of child support.
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| Inkfags never feel welcome at Fagment. The faggots on Fagment be all like "Nigga dis my h00d, fuck u".
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| Most inklebiters and figniggers disagree with each other on everything on a daily basis, from how to ride dick on the forums to how to describe their Mary Sue’s eye colour without sounding [[Lame|over the top]]. They do not realize how similar they are to each other; the fact remains that the writing on both sites is/was generally horrible and written by teenage [[weeaboo|weeafags]] who masturbate to Cardcaptor Sakura.
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| ==External Links==
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| *<strike>[http://inkpop.com Inkpop.com]</strike> — Because nobody uses that shit anymore, nigga
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| *[http://figment.com Figment.com] — New home for all of the Inkfags
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