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After being laughed out of court, Kelly decided she was [[Final solution|quitting AOL forever]] and built up a squadron of [[skript kiddie]] [[scene]]sters that proceeded to endlessly terrorize AOL with electronic break-ins and [[denial of service]] attacks. It consists entirely of [[Asperger's syndrome|autistic]] males who hope to one day get laid by this enormously [[fat whore]]. They [[idle]] in #obs on [[EFnet]], where Kelly can be found threatening to have someone's shell account taken because she has [[cybersex]] with admins of companies. | After being laughed out of court, Kelly decided she was [[Final solution|quitting AOL forever]] and built up a squadron of [[skript kiddie]] [[scene]]sters that proceeded to endlessly terrorize AOL with electronic break-ins and [[denial of service]] attacks. It consists entirely of [[Asperger's syndrome|autistic]] males who hope to one day get laid by this enormously [[fat whore]]. They [[idle]] in #obs on [[EFnet]], where Kelly can be found threatening to have someone's shell account taken because she has [[cybersex]] with admins of companies. | ||
Rumor has it that Kelly is an "elite hacker" capable of obtaining | Rumor has it that Kelly is an "elite hacker" capable of obtaining root within 30 seconds of connecting to a system through [[batshit insane|telepathy]]. She also knows where Jimmy Hoffa's body is. | ||
Ironically, Kelly's website ([http://observers.net observers.net]) was built and is maintained (albeit poorly) by an unpaid cyber-sweatshop. Kelly lies awake at night worrying that her own volunteers will sue. | Ironically, Kelly's website ([http://observers.net observers.net]) was built and is maintained (albeit poorly) by an unpaid cyber-sweatshop. Kelly lies awake at night worrying that her own volunteers will sue. | ||
[[Category:People|Hallissey, Kelly]][[Category:Softwarez]][[Category:Sites]][[Category:Abnormal Psych]] | [[Category:People|Hallissey, Kelly]][[Category:Softwarez]][[Category:Sites]][[Category:Abnormal Psych]] | ||
Revision as of 06:29, 11 April 2012
Kelly Hallissey is some basement-dwelling fatty who got angry because AOL tricked her into agreeing to work for free for them. When she found out that even people with Asperger's syndrome were entitled to compensation for their time, she got angry and decided to sue them. She started an ill-conceived class action Internet lawsuit that resulted in lots of lulz for the AOL legal team.
After being laughed out of court, Kelly decided she was quitting AOL forever and built up a squadron of skript kiddie scenesters that proceeded to endlessly terrorize AOL with electronic break-ins and denial of service attacks. It consists entirely of autistic males who hope to one day get laid by this enormously fat whore. They idle in #obs on EFnet, where Kelly can be found threatening to have someone's shell account taken because she has cybersex with admins of companies.
Rumor has it that Kelly is an "elite hacker" capable of obtaining root within 30 seconds of connecting to a system through telepathy. She also knows where Jimmy Hoffa's body is.
Ironically, Kelly's website (observers.net) was built and is maintained (albeit poorly) by an unpaid cyber-sweatshop. Kelly lies awake at night worrying that her own volunteers will sue.