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'''Crab''' might refer to:
'''Crabs''' are fucking [[awesome]] members of the crustacean family, distinguished by their large pincers, [[thick skin|hard, protective shells]] and [[haters gonna hate|distinctive sideways gait]]. They are not to be confused with those [[faggots]], lobsters and crayfish, as unlike those queers, crabs do not have tails.
 
'''Crab''' might also refer to:


#[[Crab Nicholson: Extreme Sleepover]] - the best damn [[Nintendo DS]] game evar.
#[[Crab Nicholson: Extreme Sleepover]] - the best damn [[Nintendo DS]] game evar.
#[[Crabchan]] - a very obliging [[camwhore]]. She even [[put shoe on head]].
#[[Crabchan]] - a very obliging [[camwhore]]. She even [[put shoe on head]].
#[[Giant Enemy Crabs]] - Enormous decapodian menaces that roamed [[Japan]] until the fuedal era, until they were driven to extinction by the samurai who struck their [[testicles|weak points]] for [[massive damage]].
#[[Giant Enemy Crabs]] - Enormous decapodian menaces that roamed [[Japan]] until the fuedal era, until they were driven to extinction by the samurai who struck their [[testicles|weak points]] for [[massive damage]].
#[[STD|Crab lice]] - Nasty little buggers that live in your pubes and make you itch.
#[[Club Penguin#Slang|Crab]] - Those cool kids over at Club Penguin use the word 'crab' as slang for the word '[[crap]]' because [[swearing]] [[banhammer|is not allowed]].
#[[Trolls Trolling Trolls|Crabs in a bucket]] - Sometimes referred to as [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crab_mentality crab mentality], 'crabs in a bucket' is a method of thinking best described by the phrase, "If I can't have it, neither can you." Not to be confused with [[Tony Eveready|dogs in a bathtub]].
#[[April Winchell|Crab Hammering Puritanical Dickbags]] - People from [[Boston]]. All of them.
#[[Mr. Krabs]] - SpongeBob's [[Jew]] boss.
#[[Harry Potter|Vincent Crabbe]] - Draco Malfoy's [[fat]], [[stoner|druggie]] mate. [[Spoiler|Dies in a fire]].
#[[Crabcore]] - Some gay [[emo]] shit.
#[[Crabcore]] - Some gay [[emo]] shit.
#[[Chris-chan/ED Christory#April 2009|Crass and Champ]] - Two pet hermit crabs owned by Chris-chan's gal-pal, [[Chris-chan/People#Ivy|Ivy]].
#[[Pikaman#Challengers|Crab Link]] - One of [[Pikaman]]'s pals, also known as 'Meta Link' or 'Crink'.


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Revision as of 21:50, 9 May 2012

The fuck you lookin' at?

Crab might refer to:

  1. Crab Nicholson: Extreme Sleepover - the best damn Nintendo DS game evar.
  2. Crabchan - a very obliging camwhore. She even put shoe on head.
  3. Giant Enemy Crabs - Enormous decapodian menaces that roamed Japan until the fuedal era, until they were driven to extinction by the samurai who struck their weak points for massive damage.
  4. Crabcore - Some gay emo shit.
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