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| [[File:Ajanime.PNG|right|thumb|AJ's embarrassed because everyone knows he loves [[Skuee]]. And anime. But mostly [[Skuee]].]]
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| [[File:AJHayLadies.jpg|right|thumb|Hay, Skuee. How u doin' baby? Can I come over and have butt-sex with you? And for you other boys/men out there, do you find me attractive? Check me out on my MySpace page and come over to my house for a little fun. If you know what I mean... WE'LL ROLL AROUND THE BED UNDER THE SHEETS!]]
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| '''AJcomix''' is some anorexic [[jew|kike]] [[faggot]] from [[Florida]] that likes to have [[buttsecks]] with his furfag [[homosexual|lover]], [[Skuee]]. He's most likely the biggest [[Internet tough guy]] ever, and the most [[fail|successful]] [[e-lawyer]] out there. He [[bullshit|claims to be a pro in martial arts]], although he's still a [[anorexic|98 pound stick]]. It's also been rumored that he [[masturbates]] while trying [[shit no one cares about|telekinesis]]. He also seems to be [[gay|gayer]] than everyone that he subscribes to (no mean feat).
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| ==Quotes==
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| {{quote|They had a picture of his mother on there and his mother never gave them permission to put her image on the internet. THAT IS ILLEGAL! If I could find the person responsible for this I would kick them so hard in the balls, then beat the shit out of them. Then I'll take them into court so they could get arrested.|AJcomix}}
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| {{quote|What do you mean I can't be civil? None of the haters are civil to me, posting my EXACT LOCATION, calling me with DEATH THREATS... and like I said, losing a YEARS worth of work and built up fanbase. I offered to be civil millions of times, but they instead decide otherwise. This is the hater's choice, not mine...|AJcomix}}
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| {{quote|People have always been asking me why Skuee is always in my videos? Well the truth is he is here to help with [[furfandom|game reviews]] and [[faggotry|Vlogging]].|AJcomix}}
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| ==Youtube==
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| ==What He Is==
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| A spineless [[Jew]] that loves video games so much, that can fuck them with his 1.02 inch [[penis]]; while erect. His Jewish personality comes into play when he [[jew|must lie]] to his viewers, telling them he does [[bullshit|not]] spin dredels and is [[o rly|not]] loaded with cash. Hence AJ is a Jew, and telling the truth would be a huge liability to his [[Jew gold]].
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| Not only is he a top-tier [[furry]] [[fucktard]], he has also apparently been dropped on his head enough to believe in [[LOL WUT|telekinesis]], which is of course the phenomenon of possessing the ability to [[gay|anally masturbate]] yourself with the [[Giant dildo of death]] without physically touching it. He has been known to practice with pencils (experimenting with urethral insertion), as well as tinfoil helmets (possibly to protect himself from the [[INTERNET HATE MACHINE]])
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| [[File:AJToiletteRollNose.jpg|right|thumb|AJ has a toilette paper roll for a nose.]]
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| {{quote|I have a toilette paper roll for a nose.|AJcomix}}
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| AJ also appears to have [[no life]], with his video gallery amassing 282 videos, all full of fail. Of course, being [[banhammer|b&]] by [[ebaumsworld|FOX News]] removed the mass fail until he made [[moar]] fail videos. Especially one where he tries to [[fail|"pwn"]] all his haters, but still looks like a [[idiot|moron]].
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| [[File:Ajbeingaj.gif|right|thumb|[[Hypocrite|Aj thinks you're a Moron]]]]
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| ==What He Has==
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| AJ appears to struggle with his [[lulzy|horrible]] condition known as [[Michael J Fox|Parkinson's disease]], as proved in his many videos that involve a HEAVY amount of twitching. He also [[cry|cries]] on how his friend [[Dog264]] got [[banhammer|b&]] on [[YouTube]] showing more evidence that his friends are [[faggots]] and [[cripples]]. Damn, he is one [[fugly|ugly fuck]].
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| ==His Activities on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]==
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| Because he is a [[butthurt]] [[faggot]], AJcomix created a user profile on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] under the creative name, [[User:AJComix|AJComix]] in order to [[blanking in progress|BALEET]] [[Skuee]]'s article, like a little [[bitch]]. However, AJcomix is full of [[fail]] and consequently did not know about how [[vandalism is pointless]], so he swiftly received the [[banhammer]] from [[SysOp]] [[User:Jawsome|Jawsome]] amidst the [[lulz]] from other EDiots.
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| [[File:SkueeAJ.jpg|right|thumb|Blatant evidence of [[faggotry]] amongst these two.]]
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| [[File:Ajroughnight.jpg|right|thumb|AJ in the morning, after a nice cumbath and some [[gay|game reviews]].
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| ==O NOES HIS DOX WERE DROPPED==
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| AJ's dox were dropped by [[Eric Bauman|someone]], [[EbaumsWorld|somewhere]] on the Internets. He got extremely pissed off and tried to be an e-lawyer, and he even failed at that. He has [[internet tough guy|threatened]] to call the police on the people who dropped his dox.
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| ===AJ Calls It All Off===
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| [[TL;DW]]: Apparently, AJ sees no point in wasting time with the whole hater situation. In addition, he called off the whole police pursuit against anyone who attacks him or Skuee; realising that the police will not help him, and will only laugh at his pathetic ass. AJ declares that he will block anyone with an IQ [[moar|lower]] than his, seeing as those comments will be intimidating to [[pussy|AJ]], and will only be dealing with [[homosexuals|cool people]] that suck his 1.02 inch erect penis. The rest of approximate six minutes is supposedly filled with [[retarded|mindless]] dribble.
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| ==Jackass Wannabe==
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| In previous videos AJ announced that he would begin making "Jackass styled" skits. As anyone would expect these skits turned out to be filled with [[faggotry]]. These skits include such [[pansy|hardcore]] events as: jumping off of swings, pillow fights, walking around a house with a cassete, and [[raep|poking]] cats. Wow AJ, you sure are hardcore.
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| [[File:Ajbullshittingonceagain.gif|right|thumb|Moar Evidence of AJ trying to be Hardcore.]]
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| ==Related Articles==
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| *[[Skuee]]
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| *[[Dog264]]
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| *[[Doommaster1994]]
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| *[[Faggot]]
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| ==External Links==
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| *{{yt|AJComixII}}
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| *{{dauser|ajcomix}}
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| *[http://stickam.com/profile/ajcomix His Stickam]
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| *[http://www.gamefaqs.com/features/recognition/65606.html His Gamefaqs]
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