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Aempirei is a [[Fat|fat]] [[Mexican|maxickin]] [[Gypsy|gypsy]] who emigrated to USA about 21 years ago to avoid charges of child abuse. He settled in San Antonio, TX where he opened an icecream shop to which [[Over9000|many]] unsuspecting American loli's have been lured over the years. He used to hang out in #hackphreak @undernet ([[Get_on_IRC_faggot|IRC]]) where he met other fucktards with whom he traded his [[CP|CP]] collections, such as [[Pedophiles|Latent, dcollect, capoeira, RLoxley, Bantrix, neonfreon, vord, FiberOps and System-X]]. Aempirei eventually became a [[Fucktard|Bantownian]] and was promptly expelled from the #hackphreak moderation board due to his inability to conceal obvious [[Faggotry|faggotry]]. A few days later he got [[Pwned|pwnt]] by [[Communist|struct]] with a fork() bomb, which generated lots of lulz, butthurt and BBQ. Rumor is he is currently [[Lurk_moar|lurking]] on ED IRC (irc.wtfux.org) trying to learn how to triforce. If you see him around, be sure to ask for tit pics and he will promptly delivar. <3 | Aempirei is a [[Fat|fat]] [[Mexican|maxickin]] [[Gypsy|gypsy]] who emigrated to USA about 21 years ago to avoid charges of child abuse. He settled in San Antonio, TX where he opened an icecream shop to which [[Over9000|many]] unsuspecting American loli's have been lured over the years. He used to hang out in #hackphreak @undernet ([[Get_on_IRC_faggot|IRC]]) where he met other fucktards with whom he traded his [[CP|CP]] collections, such as [[Pedophiles|Latent, dcollect, capoeira, RLoxley, Bantrix, neonfreon, vord, FiberOps and System-X]]. Aempirei eventually became a [[Fucktard|Bantownian]] and was promptly expelled from the #hackphreak moderation board due to his inability to conceal obvious [[Faggotry|faggotry]]. A few days later he got [[Pwned|pwnt]] by [[Communist|struct]] with a fork() bomb, which generated lots of lulz, butthurt and BBQ. Rumor is he is currently [[Lurk_moar|lurking]] on ED IRC (irc.wtfux.org) trying to learn how to triforce. If you see him around, be sure to ask for tit pics and he will promptly delivar. <3 | ||
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Aempirei is a fat maxickin gypsy who emigrated to USA about 21 years ago to avoid charges of child abuse. He settled in San Antonio, TX where he opened an icecream shop to which many unsuspecting American loli's have been lured over the years. He used to hang out in #hackphreak @undernet (IRC) where he met other fucktards with whom he traded his CP collections, such as Latent, dcollect, capoeira, RLoxley, Bantrix, neonfreon, vord, FiberOps and System-X. Aempirei eventually became a Bantownian and was promptly expelled from the #hackphreak moderation board due to his inability to conceal obvious faggotry. A few days later he got pwnt by struct with a fork() bomb, which generated lots of lulz, butthurt and BBQ. Rumor is he is currently lurking on ED IRC (irc.wtfux.org) trying to learn how to triforce. If you see him around, be sure to ask for tit pics and he will promptly delivar. <3