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'''GREETINGS FROM ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA.
Original post: http://www.zaigernets.com/wanted-murderer-luka-rocco-magnotta-is-a-known-kitten-killing-internet-psychopath/


ALTHOUGH MANY BELIEVE THAT ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA IS ONLY FOR HUMOR, OUR SITE'S UNCANNY ACCURACY ON THE LUKA MAGNOTTA ARTICLE SHOULD NOT BE OVERLOOKED. THOROUGHLY LACKING IN LULZ, THE ARTICLE WAS HAND RESTORED BY ONE OF MANY VOLUNTEERS WHO DID NOT WISH TO SEE THE END OF ED, AND VASTLY IMPROVED BY MANY OTHER UNPAID EDITORS.
We have been seeing a lot about Luka Magnotta in the news recently for “allegedly” chopping some guy up, sending his hand and foot to the Canadian Conservative and Liberal parties, respectively, via postal mail. The dude’s torso then was found in a suitcase outside Luka’s apartment in brand new luggage, though some small pieces were found inside the apartment (along with a horrific smell).


AS IS OFTEN THE CASE, ED HAS IT RIGHT. THE AGE, THE NAME, AND MOST OF THE KEY FACTS WERE THERE IN THE ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA ARTICLE ALL ALONG. NOW THE MAGNOTTA CASE HAS COME TO THE FOREFRONT, AND EVEN BOING BOING HAS MENTIONED OUR SITE AS BEING A VALUABLE SOURCE OF INFO.'''
That is only the tip of the iceberg, Luka Magnotta AKA Eric Clinton Newman is very well known to us at Encyclopedia Dramatica. We have had him exposed and hiding for a long time now.


During the past few months many handsome EDiots have painstakingly combed through archive org links for dead links, and partook in other various e-detective ventures to discover the truth about Luka Magnotta, because when it comes to animal abuse, there are no lulz. And this particular case is something ED does best, when drama on the internet spills over into real life, you can be sure we will be there to document and discover all the gory details. Magnotta has been scrambling  across the internets, feverishly working as hard as he can to build some vague semblance of an "internet presence" by using Photoshopped images and false user submitted stories. But the great scouring eye of ED was able to see through the swaths of bullshit and write the unadulterated truth, a truth that contains the sadistic torture and murdering of many adorable kittens.
Luka Magnotta has been killing kittens and posting the process online for years. There are at least 3 separate occasions where he has killed kittens and uploaded the results to the Internet. From feeding them to a python, to putting them into a plastic bag and sucking out the air with a vacuum, to taping them to a broomstick and drowning them in a bathtub. On at least one occasion he used the dead cats as a masturbatory aid afterwards.


All of the links provided have been checked and double checked and run through the archive.org. It was months of sweaty, back-breaking work to get the article where it is now, and ED waded through unholy amounts of fake pictures and fake homosexual erotica that magnotta used to distract from his real porn "career". In fact, there is only ONE shopped image of Magnotta on our article, and it is identified as such.
Anyone could have seen that he would graduate to murder, but this particular murder would make even Jeffery Dalmer cringe. Magnotta can be seen stabbing, slicing, decapitating, eating and raping a young man, most all of these things happening after he is already dead. Thanks to the relentless efforts of our dedicated staff and volunteer editors, at Encyclopedia Dramatica you will find comprehensive reference material that gives you a whole new perspective regarding Luka Rocco Magnotta and this case.


This article was the result of the efforts of several volunteers who wish only to shine a light on internet drama, but in this case, the light fell upon a real life criminal suspect, and we had to adapt as such. We intend to spread the news of our findings and encourage any one else reading this statement to do the same.
http://encyclopediadramatica.se/Luka_Magnotta
 
For the kittens.

Revision as of 00:45, 1 June 2012

Original post: http://www.zaigernets.com/wanted-murderer-luka-rocco-magnotta-is-a-known-kitten-killing-internet-psychopath/

We have been seeing a lot about Luka Magnotta in the news recently for “allegedly” chopping some guy up, sending his hand and foot to the Canadian Conservative and Liberal parties, respectively, via postal mail. The dude’s torso then was found in a suitcase outside Luka’s apartment in brand new luggage, though some small pieces were found inside the apartment (along with a horrific smell).

That is only the tip of the iceberg, Luka Magnotta AKA Eric Clinton Newman is very well known to us at Encyclopedia Dramatica. We have had him exposed and hiding for a long time now.

Luka Magnotta has been killing kittens and posting the process online for years. There are at least 3 separate occasions where he has killed kittens and uploaded the results to the Internet. From feeding them to a python, to putting them into a plastic bag and sucking out the air with a vacuum, to taping them to a broomstick and drowning them in a bathtub. On at least one occasion he used the dead cats as a masturbatory aid afterwards.

Anyone could have seen that he would graduate to murder, but this particular murder would make even Jeffery Dalmer cringe. Magnotta can be seen stabbing, slicing, decapitating, eating and raping a young man, most all of these things happening after he is already dead. Thanks to the relentless efforts of our dedicated staff and volunteer editors, at Encyclopedia Dramatica you will find comprehensive reference material that gives you a whole new perspective regarding Luka Rocco Magnotta and this case.

http://encyclopediadramatica.se/Luka_Magnotta

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