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People choose to troll furries for obvious reasons; because it's extremely easy to do and it yields astronomical butthurt.  While these reasons are indeed present in Daedalus' activities, he goes about it in very bizarre and uncomfortably detailed ways that make it sound like he knows more about being a furry than someone disgusted with them should be.  A good example is how he'll call a furry a dog fucker, but then goes so far into detail about dog fucking fantasies that it's obvious he's projecting.  This, among other reasons, has earned Daedalus the title of "closet furry".  This uncommon type of furry often insults his own kind in hopes to lower suspicion of him actually being one, but doesn't have the balls to admit he has a problem.
People choose to troll furries for obvious reasons; because it's extremely easy to do and it yields astronomical butthurt.  While these reasons are indeed present in Daedalus' activities, he goes about it in very bizarre and uncomfortably detailed ways that make it sound like he knows more about being a furry than someone disgusted with them should be.  A good example is how he'll call a furry a dog fucker, but then goes so far into detail about dog fucking fantasies that it's obvious he's projecting.  This, among other reasons, has earned Daedalus the title of "closet furry".  This uncommon type of furry often insults his own kind in hopes to lower suspicion of him actually being one, but doesn't have the balls to admit he has a problem.


=Deadalus The Dopefish=
=How it all began=
Daedalus suffers from rancid asbergers, a cripplingly low self esteem and narcissistic personality disorder, often having to nurse said self esteem back to health every day by comparing himself to the dregs of society.  His life took a turn for the worse when his grandmother threatened to kick him out of the house if he didn't get off "the chatrooms" and find a job.  As a result, Daedalus joined the Marines in September 2010 to have Uncle Sam place him in a supply depot and live his life for him, making it easier to continue his STEAM trolling and secret yiffing every day without worry of being a responsible human being.  Your tax dollars at work!


Deadalus the Dopefish, as his name suggests is the smartest dumbass in existance. His name referring to a charicter from some greek mythology and a fish from Commander Keen creating an [[Divide by zero|oxymoron]] although his name describes him quite well. Deadalus is pretty popular amongst the steam furrie., [[no one cares|His fame stretching far enough for a "lazy machinima" Luey Foxter, a recently closeted furry with a]] [[internet tough guy|badass attitude]] [[no one cares|to know of him, and him being a machinima has to deal with contless fucktards all the time due to E-fame. Although he says he doesn't care about anyone, we all know he secretly cries about the world behind his keyboard.]]
Much like how even the fattest and fugliest of furries eventually gain the illusion that they're sexy and adorable because of their fursona that they stole from a furry porn site, Daedalus' three years of furry trolling eventually gained him the illusion that he's a true intellectual and a beacon of all that is correct in the world. However, no matter how big his artificial ego becomes, deep down, his self esteem continues to haunt him, and he always returns to STEAM to find more easy targets and inflate his anti-furry ruse.
 
Deadalus' profile pretty much [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|announces whats going on in his life]], be it going to [[not gay|bootcamp]] or [[BAWWW|being called names]] such as 'rassist' or [[win|accused of 'bulling']]. The comments he apparently got this [[shit no one cares about|important information from]] was from a previous [[troll|4,000 comments]] He [[delete fucking everything|balleeted]] though He claims the steam admins did it. It's of no great loss as most of it was trolling furries like Darkfolf. Deadalus has been trolling the furry fandom for years, [[shitstorm|religeously and obsessively]] without let up. He seems to [[rage|act harshely]] against anything that reminds him of [[Furry|what he used to be]], [[BAWWW|motivated by a hate He has of furries]], He then [[win|started the Drama Crusaide against them]].
 
Dopefish = kind of furry known as a scalie.
 
Apparently Daedalus's profile is not really a steam profile but rather a staging ground for his own personal crusades against furries. There are a wide variety of people who populate the comments section of Daedalus's profile. e.g.
*[[You]]
*[[Your mother]]
*The Spy
*[[Hardstylenno]]
*Furries, Furries FURRIES!
*[[Moar]] [[attention whores]]
*[[BAWW]]LERS
*[[13-year-old boy]]s
*[[Otherkin]]
 
Apparently Daedelus's profile is also staging ground for his own personal crusades. Other exhibits include his own narcissistic chapel of pwn which he uses [[TL;DR|relentless amounts of logic and truth]] to make furries think straight. He is quite successful at this though they normally switch back in a matter of days. Ultimately, all of his efforts are in vain as nobody can fix those sick fucks. Really, deep down we all know he is in it for teh [[lulz]]. [[shit nobody cares about|He is a small time, exceedingly minor E-Celebrity amongst a certian bubble of steam groups]]. He has attracted many [[haters]] and also some [[trolls|cool people]] to help him out when things get [[raep|tough]]
 
Deadalus is a pseudointellectual with a [[dumbass|high IQ]] who prides himself on logically engaging in drama with furries obsessively and calling people who present [[intellectual|correct]] facts that conflict with his own [[wrong|correct]] ideas idiots. In wich case deadalus is known to be incredibly [[butthurt]], Deadalus often disguises his butthurt by insulting random people in the steam community to initiate more [[drama]] and attract more lulzy comments from raging furries. He has successfully converted [[drama whore|Dark Folf]] into a full blown closet furry  
 
Darkfolf and Deadalus_The_Dopefish now take every opportunity they can to insult, [[pwn]] and humiliate other furries. This behaviour is typical of a closeted furry in that they do everything they can to make themselves appear more human. when deep down they long to fap to [[yiff|furry porn]] in a mouldy cumstained fursuit. It is likely these two know eachother's secret and [[buttsecks|help eachother]] in their quest for denial.
 
Recently [[Exploitable|Deadalus the Dopefish]] has run off to boot camp to take it up the ass from [[Homosexuality|His Superiors]] for 13 weeks. He can be expected to return for season two of this [[lulz|Crusaide]] near Christmas. By that time all the butthurt furfags like [[Furry|KadzaitTheWolf]] (An over persistent [[Psychopath|sociopath]] who has now has stopped being furry and a [[drama whore]] for the duration of deadalus's absence, and return to his furryism upon Deadalus's return to cause [[Irony]]) will have recovered from their butthurt and continue to [[rage|argue formally]] about the [[bestiality|merits]] of being a [[furry|furfag]].
 
Even when not around, deadalus's profile is still attracting [[trolls remorse|comments]], although the rage has subsided.
 
 
Deadalus uses the following logic to try [[troll|save the world from furries]]
 
* [[waaambulance|Insult the victim]]
* [[copypasta|Repeat]] the same[[shit nobody cares about|facts]] over and over again until the subject [[rage|gives up and goes away]]
* Proclaim to be [[troll|helping people]]
* Be correct
* Be wrong
* Deny that hes wrong
* Call the victim an idiot
* Attract more furries
 
 
Despite attempts to keep this in a positive tone [[successful troll|Deadalus the Dopefish]] doesnt have many redeeming aspects of himself, aside from the fact that hes entirely [[Wikipedophile|cool to talk to]], and has the intellect of a very well mannered [[Zombie|genuis]]. Wich is higher than that of the [[you|average joe]] on [[steam]].
 
[[Image:Kadzaitfail.JPG|thumb|Basically copy pasta this 30 times and you get the sense of the level of drama]].
 
 
To troll deadalus simply do the following
 
*Appear as a furry
*Make a comment
*wait for a reply telling you to stop
*[[drama|Rage]] at him
*wait for a reply
*Keep defending the same illogical position you had
*Watch him [[copypasta|rephrase himself]]
*[[rage]]
*[[win|Watch him give in]]
*???
*[[PROFIT]]
 
Do not attempt what [[Fucktard|Kadzait The Wolf]] did and actually [[fail|announce you're a troll]]. This instantly leads to [[fail]]. Then again, who the fuck actually knows what this [[Britfag]] is upto? He is likely an [[pussy|emo]] [[student|basement dweller]] living in the dark with nothing better to do other than act like [[faggot|himself]] on the internets. He cant be that stupid by accident, [[wrong|right]]?
 
 
Extra points for
 
*Telling Deadalus that [[Nuzzlefuzzle]] is awesome and getting him to join it
*[[Crapflood|Inviting more]] [[Steam Furries]]
*Getting him to [[cry moar|upload another youtube video]]
*[[Win|proving him wrong]]
*[[yiffing]] his mother
 
== The Drama Crusade also reffered to (once) as Lolwut Durr!!!==
 
The cruisade is an [[fail|effective]] way for people to change the world using [[tl;dr|reasoned logic and evidence]] and fighting the internetz forces of [[meme|evil]]. Usually by utilising the [[nobody cares|awesome unfluential power]] of the [[You don't have any friends|steam community]] to [[fail|capitalise on the successfullness of the efforts]] to make people [[retard|more intelligent]] and [[atheism|civilised]]. Such forces of [[venomfangX|stupidity and evil]] include
 
*[[furries]]
*[[pedobear|pedophiles]]
*[[fugly|your face]]
*[[Fat|your mother]]
*[[lolcow|your friends]]
*Steam Community
*[[noobs]]
*[[glenn beck]]
*[[nazis]]
*[[raep]]
*[[drama whore|drama whores]]
*[[shit nobody cares about|long profiles]]
*[[the game]]
*[[atheism]]
*/b/
*[[attention whore|suicide]]
*[[all caps]]
 
...and many other things that make [[bored|the steam community]] [[admins|fun]].
 
Despite noble [[fail|attempts]] season 1 of the crusade has gotten nowhere and has only accomplished a shit load of [[drama]], [[rage]], and [[buttsecks|butthurt]]. This is due to the simple facts that you can [[NEVAR|NEVER]] stop the Furrys from [[gay|Yiffing]] no matter how much you try, beg or reason with them. niether can you stop Zoophiles from loving animals no matter how wrong you think it is or [[pedobear|pedophiles]] [[raep]]ing your children. This is down to you being an [[internet tough guy]] who gets everything [[wrong|right]] and what you [[Creationists|say is always right because you say its right]] and you have [[agnostic|zero comprehention of reality whatsoever]] and are utterly [[atheism|dillusional]].
 
Season two of the crusade will be up by Christmas, and as quoted by KadzaitFucktardWolf:
 
{{squote|"In season 2, deadalus and the wise men diddles, saltgunner and that nameless guy continue their epic struggle to rid the world of corruption, violence, pedophillia, furries and things they dont like. Utilising the powerfull position of the steam community on the internet to optimise their impact on this world, Will they succeed? or will they just get a bigger Encyclopedia Dramatica article written about them?
 
and what of the countless furries? and their arch nemesis Kadzait? Will he continue to act like an idiot? Will the forces of Evil, furryism and stupidity triumph over the four saviours of psuado intellectualism? All will be revealed in the next installment of this agonising saga "Lolwut? Durrr!". Coming to a deadalus profile near you!"}}
 
Little does that [[yiff|fucking]] [[furry|wolf]] realise that [[tldr|this article will grow]] regardless.
 
[[Image:Moardrama.png|thumb|Just some lulz as Deadalus tries the moralfag approach]]
[[Image:Hibijib.jpg|thumb|Deadalus Vs stupidity]]


=Saints of the Crusade=
=Saints of the Crusade=

Revision as of 06:05, 5 June 2012

Daedalus The Dopefish

Daedalus the Dopefish is a self proclaimed philanthropist who prides himself on his vast intellect and argument skills when faced with the daunting intellectual prowess of the mentally challenged over the internet on STEAM. When he's not busy playing games for total nerds for 80+ hours a week in the middle of nowhere, he spends most of his days on the STEAM community, searching for any furry and brony profiles with their comment section open so the philanthropist in him can help them see the error of their ways, namely by laughing at their profile description and calling them retarded. His STEAM profile comments is his staging ground to argue with the butthurt furries he terrorized at random and other morons that argue for the sake of arguing.

People choose to troll furries for obvious reasons; because it's extremely easy to do and it yields astronomical butthurt. While these reasons are indeed present in Daedalus' activities, he goes about it in very bizarre and uncomfortably detailed ways that make it sound like he knows more about being a furry than someone disgusted with them should be. A good example is how he'll call a furry a dog fucker, but then goes so far into detail about dog fucking fantasies that it's obvious he's projecting. This, among other reasons, has earned Daedalus the title of "closet furry". This uncommon type of furry often insults his own kind in hopes to lower suspicion of him actually being one, but doesn't have the balls to admit he has a problem.

How it all began

Daedalus suffers from rancid asbergers, a cripplingly low self esteem and narcissistic personality disorder, often having to nurse said self esteem back to health every day by comparing himself to the dregs of society. His life took a turn for the worse when his grandmother threatened to kick him out of the house if he didn't get off "the chatrooms" and find a job. As a result, Daedalus joined the Marines in September 2010 to have Uncle Sam place him in a supply depot and live his life for him, making it easier to continue his STEAM trolling and secret yiffing every day without worry of being a responsible human being. Your tax dollars at work!

Much like how even the fattest and fugliest of furries eventually gain the illusion that they're sexy and adorable because of their fursona that they stole from a furry porn site, Daedalus' three years of furry trolling eventually gained him the illusion that he's a true intellectual and a beacon of all that is correct in the world. However, no matter how big his artificial ego becomes, deep down, his self esteem continues to haunt him, and he always returns to STEAM to find more easy targets and inflate his anti-furry ruse.

Saints of the Crusade

The very well executed and successful efforts of deadalus to make the world a better place have also been backed up by a small number of charicters

Standard Innernetz Ttough Guy of some form of time frame: awarded 16 September 2010

other people seen correcting the drama furries are

  • satlgunner
  • electronuclear

who are pretty much unspecial.

Opposition of the crusade

Currently mentioned is

although has become coherent and sane since deadalus has left.



  • Killerz3000 is the oldest known troll of deadalus, The average /b/ tard who is amused at everything and constantly says things more retarded than both Deadalus and kadzait combined. Posting links to youtube videos and the likes, making average troll comments and otherwise just spamming everything into oblivion. Daedalus has probably given up trying to talk logic into this lost soul of stupidity. It would be so much better if he turned furry to complete the lulz.

Links

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