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Raphael Money McDonald is one of the most notorious murderers of white people across the globe. (Yes, his actual middle name is Money.) Ralph Money McDonald was genetically engineered in a lab in Africa, under the supervision of Dr. Obama and Queen Oprah, to wage a holy race war on behalf of the Communist Branch of African Liberation. It was during the O.J. Simpson trial that Raphael was awakened into his destiny to be a Defender of the Welfare Recipients. He donned the moniker “H2O” due to his watered-down skin color and actively sought to reap the glory that the Marxist fabrications of social retribution told him he was to inherit.
Ralph McDonald left an innumerable amount of white baby corpses in his wake. Gallons of Aryan blood surged from the bloated floodgate of White America. Entire communities of Europeans were flattened and reduced to desecrated cinders of nuclear waste. However, even with this incredible track record of white hatred, Raphael McDonald was no where near prepared for what he was to be up against on the Intrabutts.
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Brian Milligan
One white Brian Milligan of Buffalo, NY, was doing his part as unknowing follower of the Leftist mantras of multiculturalism and colorblindness by dating one black Nicola Fletcher. However, neighborhood Obama voters, upset that a white guy was stealing all the black wimmenz, formed a racially-charged mob, and proceeded to put one Mr. Milligan in critical condition. The dichotomy here, to anyone who isn’t a goldfish, Democrat, or a Marxist, is that the Nergo demographic of North America has enjoyed the benefits provided by 45+ years of multicultural policies, propaganda, desegregation, civil rights manipulation, and political favouritism. Therefore, it is outrageously hypocritical that this ignorant pack of hyenas should turn around and do what they have spent 45+ years accusing everyone else of doing.
This action is, indeed, hypocritical to everyone except Raphael "Gimme All Your" Money McDonald. He provided the same appreciation of this hate crime that the KKK had shown, but since he's black, he'll get away with it:
- "I bet he wont defile another black queen again I bet u that shit" (source)
- "i personally dont talk to white women and dont condone it because it produces mullato confused children who arent proud to be black and are concerned about "good hair"" (source)
Summoning up all of the online thugged out hardness he’s accumulated over the years, he then proceeds to calls the storm upon himself and says, “Yo Ghet since u can find ppl so good and u have nothing else to do come find me”
Toast
The Fall

With his unmovable swagger crumbling all around him, the vultures of RM.com leaped upon his quickly-rotting carcass. After threatening to kill Ghet and his family, H2O sought to save some face and immediately morphed into 1990 Negro Man and shouted his universal battle cry, "IIIIIIIIIII’LLLLLLLLLL SUUUUUUUUUUUE YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!" The big, unstoppable, white-slaying African juggernaut of Carnage had finally collapsed by claiming he had become emotionally distraught and will attempt to sue Ghet into poverty.
Immediately afterward, Ghet made this article, clearly not giving a fuck about this kid is going to do next.
Operation: Black Sex
After having realized that the Internet never forgets, Ralphael Money McDonald sought ways to get back at Ghet. He spent about a week threatening to find Ghet and rape him. Outrageous.
If you have seen this tiny rapist in your neighborhood, call Papa Smurf immediately.
(white arrow notes his height. red arrow notes the size of a 5'2" car top.)
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