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==Forming Grassroots Political Support==
==Forming Grassroots Political Support==
==Do these leaks change Encyclopedia Dramatica's long term objectives?==
Encyclopedia Dramatica intends to go undergo substantial changes and expand its [[Tentacle Grape|tentacles]] into multiple niches. Increased reporting on political and corporate matters are going to submit us to greater scrutiny. In order to counter this, we must have large grassroots support to defend our right of free speech. We are going to use this particular need and the catalyst of these leaks as the declaration that Encyclopedia Dramatica is going to form an independent equivalent of the [[anonymous|Pirate Party International]], called the Encyclopedia Dramatica Party. While our primary purpose is to defend the site, ideologically, we have some similarities to the Pirate Party's platform, though numerous differences exist, such as: [[hivemind|anti-direct democracy]], instead we decide policy based on merit and hierarchy within the Party; [[marijuana|the]] [[cocaine|legalization]] [[Shrooms|of]] [[opiates|all]] [[LSD|mind]] [[Peyote|altering]] [[DMT|substances]]; [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iGTkinMay8 the legalization of heavy weapons such as rpgs, tanks, and attack helicopters]; [[Libertarian|Recall all American Army Forces from around the world except for South Korea and Israel and slash the Army's budget by 50%]], and [[Roman Empire|use the remains of the Army to rebuild America's crumbling infrastructure]]; [[Warhammer|merging the US Navy, Air Force, and NASA into one agency]]; [[Lynch|Prosecute]] bankers who are guilty of corruption and/or gross incompetence; shut down all American nuclear power plants before we have our own [[Japan Crisis of 2011|Fukushima]] [http://www.aljazeera.com/programmes/peopleandpower/2012/02/2012222134934495461.html due to poor maintenance], [[anti-lulz|notice how some of them are owned by PG&E]]; [http://youtu.be/5ApMbhBe2a8 and finding out what Atlantis was trying to tell us]. Basically everything that you want in a [[IRL Trolls|political party]] for a [[America|superpower nation]], but [[Obama|no]] [[Mitt Romney|one]] [[Republicans|will]] [[Democrats|ever]] [[Occupy Wall Street|deliver]], we intend to deliver.
==What is the ideology of the Encyclopedia Dramatica Party?==
There is no single ideology or faction, [[fascism|there is a series of negotiations of basic party policies based on consensus]] of [[Dramacrats|educated individuals]] who [[masturbate|deliberate]] on issues until a policy is decided. Afterwards, stated policy is unchangeable, except within the consent of Party structure. [[Disregard that|Despite this]], a great deal of policy will not be determined by the Party and thus left up to each EDiot candidate [[Original Content|to decide what are the other issues that are important to him/her]]. If you feel you are capable enough to help shape Party policy, [https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.se/forums/Politics/ feel free to suggest ideas here] as we are not based off the [[Sysop|Sysop EDitor]] system.
==So what about the short term objectives?==
While we cannot run any candidates in the 2012 elections, the Party can do numerous things to impact the 2012 elections: make lulzy political attack ads and attempt to make them viral; support anyone but Obama or Romney; spread leaks yourself, change the discussion of the political debate, expose to the masses which President candidate is truly about government and corporate transparency; and write Encyclopedia Dramatica Party policy. '''However, the most significant change [[you]] can do is donate to Encyclopedia Dramatica.''' While we wish to expand our internet empire, we don't wish to change any that is in the spirit of [[Internet Hate Machine|Encyclopedia Dramatica]], thus we need [[Jew Gold|donations]] and/or [https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Encyclopedia_Dramatica:A_User%27s_Guide_to_Article_Building edits] from users like [[you]] to help fund/maintain our [[e-peen|imperialist ambitions]] away from [[The Man|outside]] [[Zionists|influences]]. Only together can we truly [[lulz]] it up.

Revision as of 21:17, 18 August 2012

Work in progess

Before The Graet ED Civil War in 2010 when the Super Colossal decided to change the business strategy of Encyclopedia Dramatica by watering it down the lulz (despite the fact that this demographic niche had already been done before with much better results), the discussion of website reform began to circulate on the forums. Such discussion was viewed as a threat to the old regime's Dramacrats, who didn't want uncircumcised philistines to express anything but absolute loyalty to their Golden Calf Idol and her plans. Even before the civil war, all attempts at even discussing reform would result in permaban threats and being forced to edit WhatPort80. Luckily, this tyranny was not tolerated for much longer and after the Super Colossal decided to stop hosting Encyclopedia Dramatica, it was shortly revived to great rounds of applause. Unlike the previous administration which believed in a "Trickle-Down" approach to leadership and site management, the current administration utilizes a more bottom-up leadership and site management. This approach has lead to a resurgence of brand loyalty among the userbase to a brand that self destructed due to corruption and greed of Encyclopedia Dramatica's "Whore of Babylon". This page is a catalog of Encyclopedia Dramatica's first round of reforms based on the deliberations of EDiot Forum Users strategizing ways to improve the website.

Our plans for inferior internet humor

Website Reforms

Restarting the Lulz News Network

Restarting the Lollershop

Documenting more IRL Drama and Citizen Journalism

Website Affiliated Reforms

Forming Grassroots Political Support