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| | Michaeldsuarez has turned gay for Fae and wants your cock in his ass. |
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| [[File:Fae.jpg|thumb|Fæ, dreaming about [[gay sex]] tonight at the baths]]
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| '''Ashley Van Haeften''' (aka '''Fæ''') of Burgess Hill, West Sussex is a member of [[WMF|Wikimedia UK]]'s Board of Trustees and also happens to be a perverted [[hard gay]] leather slave, kinky soft-core porn uploader for [[Commons]], and notorious [[TOW|Wikipedia]] [[sockpuppet|sockmaster]]. After [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=rights&page=User%3AF%C3%A6 surrendering] his sysop privileges and [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=block&page=User%3AF%C3%A6 being banned] by [[ArbCom]], Fæ [http://blog.wikimedia.org.uk/2012/08/a-message-from-jon-davies-chief-executive-of-wikimedia-uk/ resigned] as chairperson of <abbr title="Wikimedia UK">WMUK</abbr>.
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| One of his many socks, "[[Pokemon|Ash]]", was notable for expanding the Wikipedia article "[[wikipedia:User:Ash/List_of_gay_bathhouse_regulars|List of gay bathhouse regulars]]" ([http://www.webcitation.org/69dVoqpHM archive]). Anyone who happens upon his vomit-inducing, kinky porn uploads and so much as dares to complain about their [[Goggles|melting eyes]] will typically receive copious accusations of [[homophobia]] from a [[shocked & appalled]] Ash / Fæ. He also promoted his husband by [http://wikipediareview.com/index.php?showtopic=28815&st=0&p=225600&mode=linear#entry225600 creating] a Wikipedia article for him. At the [[Wikipedia Review]], Fæ was [http://wikipediareview.com/index.php?showtopic=35973 busted] for plagiarism. His refusal to disclose [[sockpuppets|accounts he had previously used]] resulted in him being [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User%3AF%C3%A6&diff=503505126&oldid=503033841 banned by Arbcom]. Despite all this, Fae was appointed as the [[smegma|head cheese]] at WMUK. Remember that the next time [[lol|you donate to Wikipedia]].
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| ==Cover-ups==
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| File:Man_in_stress_position.jpg|[http://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=File%3AMan_in_stress_position.jpg Deleted]
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| File:Hogtied_male.jpg|[http://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=File%3AHogtied_male.jpg Deleted]
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| File:AussieBum_wonderjock.jpg|[http://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=File%3AAussieBum_wonderjock.jpg Deleted]
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| File:Saunaboy.png|[http://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=delete&page=User%3ASaunaboy Deleted]
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| ==Deleted Article==
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| Because [[Wikipedia is not censored]], Fæ's Wikipedian followers [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=Ashley_van_Haeften deleted and locked] his article, claiming that it was an "attack article". Was it an attack article? A screenshot of the article before it was deleted is embedded below. You decide.
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| ==Known accounts==
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| [[File:Ashley Van Haeften.jpg|thumb|Fae, showing his middle aged spread]]
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| * [[Wikipedia:User:Speedoguy|Speedoguy]]
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| * [[Wikipedia:User:Speedo|Speedo]]
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| * [[Wikipedia:User:Saunaboy|Saunaboy]]
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| * [[Wikipedia:User:Era8|Era8]]
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| * [[Wikipedia:User:Ticaro|Ticaro]]
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| * [[Wikipedia:User:Ash|Ash]]
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| * [[Wikipedia:User:F%C3%A6|Fæ]]
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| * [[Wikipedia:User:Ashleyvh|Ashleyvh]]
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| * [[Wikipedia:User:AshleyVH|AshleyVH]]
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| * [[Wikipedia:User:Teahot|Teahot]]
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| ==See also==
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| *[[Sam Blacketer]] – Another British Wikipedian with multiple past accounts who rose through the ranks.
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| == External links ==
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| * [http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/wikipedia/9439046/Chairman-of-Wikipedia-charity-banned-after-pornography-row.html Chairman of Wikipedia charity banned after pornography row - Telegraph]
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| **[http://blog.wikimedia.org.uk/2012/07/a-response-to-the-daily-telegraph-article/ A response to The Daily Telegraph article | Wikimedia UK Blog]
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| * [http://www.foxnews.com/tech/2012/08/01/50-shades-wikipedia-uk-head-banned-after-bondage-porn-ties/ 50 shades of Wikipedia? UK head banned after bondage porn ties | Fox News]
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| * [http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/wikipedia/9447161/Wikipedia-charity-chairman-resigns-after-pornography-row.html Wikipedia charity chairman resigns after pornography row - Telegraph]
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| * [http://www.examiner.com/article/wikimedia-uk-trustee-finds-his-hands-tied Wikimedia UK trustee finds his hands tied - National Wiki Edits | Examiner.com]
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| * [http://www.examiner.com/article/wikimedia-uk-leader-faces-wiki-trial Wikimedia UK leader faces wiki-trial - National Wiki Edits | Examiner.com]
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| * [http://wikipediocracy.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=341 Fae thread at Wikipediocracy.com Warning: 30 pages and counting]
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| * [https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.wesley.crusher.die.die.die/0kF19WlQSzw/mQpI9b9Ryz8J My shota fantasy, let me show you it]
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| ===Further Reading/Drama===
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| * [[Wikipedia:Wikipedia:Requests_for_adminship/F%C3%A6|Wikipedia:Requests_for_adminship/Fæ]]
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| * [[Wikipedia:Wikipedia:Arbitration/Requests/Case/F%C3%A6|Wikipedia:Arbitration/Requests/Case/Fæ]]
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| ** [[Wikipedia:Wikipedia:Arbitration/Requests/Case/F%C3%A6/Evidence|Wikipedia:Arbitration/Requests/Case/Fæ/Evidence]]
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| ** [[Wikipedia:Wikipedia:Arbitration/Requests/Case/F%C3%A6/Workshop|Wikipedia:Arbitration/Requests/Case/Fæ/Workshop]]
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| ** [[Wikipedia:Wikipedia:Arbitration/Requests/Case/F%C3%A6/Proposed_decision|Wikipedia:Arbitration/Requests/Case/Fæ/Proposed_decision]]
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| * [[Wikipedia:Wikipedia:Administrators%27_noticeboard/Archive235#User:Fae|Wikipedia:Administrators'_noticeboard/Archive235#User:Fae]]
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| * [[Wikipedia:Wikipedia:Requests_for_comment/F%C3%A6|Wikipedia:Requests_for_comment/Fæ]]
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| * [[Wikipedia:Wikipedia:Editor_review/F%C3%A6_(2)|Wikipedia:Editor_review/Fæ_(2)]]
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| * [[Wikipedia:Wikipedia:Requests_for_comment/Ash|Wikipedia:Requests_for_comment/Ash]]
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| * [[Wikipedia:Wikipedia:Wikipedia_Signpost/2012-07-16/Special_report|''Signpost'' article on Fae]]
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| * [http://uk.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?title=Call_for_EGM_2012&oldid=26599 Call for an EGM by WMUK, now "blanked as a courtesy"]
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| :* [http://uk.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Call_for_EGM_2012&oldid=26799 Make sure to check out the talk page, also "blanked as a courtesy"]
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