Adventure Time

Adventure Time is a about a boy named Finn, his talking dog, and their quest to ruin everything good about living in a post-apocalypse. Regular Show is essentially the same thing (furries, useless protagonist overshadowed by his manchild sidekick, spawning a copious amount of gay porn, all that good shit) but where Adventure Time is about is pedophiles on lysergic diethylamide, Regular Show is more on the lines of furfags on marihuana. Most of its episodes can be summed up in "two furries fighting whatever antagonist the writers pulled out of their ass that week".

The prior was developed by Pendleton Ward and Frederator Studios (creators of another cartoon where pedophilia and homosexuality reigned supreme) while the latter by James Quintel, an artfag whose mediocre cartoons are the main source of Cartoon Network's death. Regardless of the two creators' differences, both cartoons' fanbases are the same: closet-manchildren who watch cartoons with hopes that doing so will make them unique snowflakes (hipsters for short).

Plot

Despite most of the episodes consisting of LSD-induced highs misnamed as adventures, Adventure Time does manage contain a coherent plot, meaning that it has cliffhanger endings at season finales to give viewers the sense that stuff happens despite nothing having been accomplished for three mindfucking seasons, and counting.

In the end of season 2, Princess Plot Device gets frozen, shattered, and returned to life as a loli due to the doctors not having enough gum to work with, as to how this kingdom was to believe that having no means to heal its ruler was a good idea is most likely due to the brain-damage caused by the radiation of the Atomic Bombs. Later, she gets unlolified by absorbing parts of her subjects.

In the end of season 3, Finn goes emo because she doesn't want it from him, leading Jake to find him another girl. Fifty billion princesses and he picks the psychotic one made of fire to pair up with his friend (Good job, Jake. Go fuck yourself.). Things don't work out and they're back to square one.

Regular Show somehow manages to have even less effort placed unto its plot as even though the world gets nearly destroyed in most of the episodes, it's never referenced to again. So it's nice to know that the show's creators possess the same attention-span as it's fanbase.

The closest thing Regular Show has to offer that most resembles a plot is Mordecai's crush on a robin named "Margaret", despite it being an obvious slut as it appeared to have a new boyfriend in every episode it was in. In recent episodes though, Margaret has revealed to be single and is warming up on Mordecai. Why should I give a fuck and what's with the "it" you may ask? Well, you see how Margaret is red? In reality, only male robins carry red feathers, making Mordecai...

Characters

Both Regular Show's concept and cast certainly show that they were made by Quintel's art college years: boring furries doing boring things.

Mordecai and Rigby: Rigby's an overzealous raccoon who is Mordecai's best friend. Even though the little shit's stupidities are the only thing that keep the episode's plot moving forward, that doesn't change the fact that he's the most annoying character in the show. Mordecai is the boring one. Together they're employed as park groundskeepers, but being an art college graduate, he even sucks at that.

Benson: An anthropomorphic gumball machine who, aside being a shitty boss for not even being able to handle the two morons, is notable for the occasional rage fits.

Pops: A senile anthropomorphic lollipop whose British accent and 5-year-old mentality earn him the title him of being the biggest fag in the show.

Muscle Man: Arguably the only thing stupider than Rigby as he considers himself to be superior to everyone despite being an obese, green-skinned midget that always cracks "My mom!"

There's also a bodybuilding Yeti that skips, a ghost with a hand sticking out of it's head, another bird, and another brown one, but there's more gay porn of these four than there is character.

But where Quintel for the most part recognizes the difference between "personality" and "traits", Ward throws that out the window and makes all the characters color-coded and have no personality whatsoever, well-knowing that everyone who watches Adventure Time has the intellectual quotient of a shit-taco.

Finn the Human: A little boy as a main character? Ward must've busted his balls coming up with such an original concept!

Jake the Dog: A shape-shifting talking dog who is Finn's friend as well as his brother. Being a torpid, pedo-voiced, manchild furry fatass, he's also the embodiment of the show's fanbase.

Princess Bubblegum: And then there's this cunt. Candy-ass here is the bipolar autocrat of a land named after the sound most people make when hallucinating.

Marceline: If you thought the sparkling wasn't badass enough, vampires suck red now.

Ice King: The old coot who wastes his life kidnapping princesses for generic-villain reasons and fantasizing with gender-swaps of teenage boys.

Lumpy Space Princess: Ward lives out his dream of being a transvestite by voicing this shemale.

Lady Rainicorn: A unicorn-rainbow hybrid who is somewhy Jake's canon love-interest. Note: If something makes you believe that dogs and unicorns are sexually compatible, it is highly suggested that you stop smoking that.

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Episodes

See Adventure Time/Episode Guide and Regular Show/Episode Guide

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See Also

• deviantART
• FurAffinity
• Tumblr

External Links

• Is Adventure Time A Gateway Drug To LSD, Homosexuality, and the Rave Lifestyle?

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