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[[File:Fae.jpg|thumb|Fæ, dreaming about [[gay sex]] tonight at the baths]]
 
'''Ashley Van Haeften''' (aka '''F&aelig;''') of Burgess Hill, West Sussex is a member of [[WMF|Wikimedia UK]]'s Board of Trustees and also happens to be a perverted [[hard gay]] leather slave, kinky soft-core porn uploader for [[Commons]], and notorious [[TOW|Wikipedia]] [[sockpuppet|sockmaster]]. After [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=rights&page=User%3AF%C3%A6 surrendering] his sysop privileges and [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=block&page=User%3AF%C3%A6 being banned] by [[ArbCom]], F&aelig; [http://blog.wikimedia.org.uk/2012/08/a-message-from-jon-davies-chief-executive-of-wikimedia-uk/ resigned] as chairperson of <abbr title="Wikimedia UK">WMUK</abbr>.
 
One of his many socks, "[[Pokemon|Ash]]", was notable for expanding the Wikipedia article "[[wikipedia:User:Ash/List_of_gay_bathhouse_regulars|List of gay bathhouse regulars]]" ([http://www.webcitation.org/69dVoqpHM archive]). Anyone who happens upon his vomit-inducing, kinky porn uploads and so much as dares to complain about their [[Goggles|melting eyes]] will typically receive copious accusations of [[homophobia]] from a [[shocked & appalled]] Ash / F&aelig;. He also promoted his husband by [http://wikipediareview.com/index.php?showtopic=28815&st=0&p=225600&mode=linear#entry225600 creating] a Wikipedia article for him. At the [[Wikipedia Review]], F&aelig; was [http://wikipediareview.com/index.php?showtopic=35973 busted] for plagiarism. His refusal to disclose [[sockpuppets|accounts he had previously used]] resulted in him being [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User%3AF%C3%A6&diff=503505126&oldid=503033841 banned by Arbcom]. Despite all this, Fae was appointed as the [[smegma|head cheese]] at WMUK. Remember that the next time [[lol|you donate to Wikipedia]].
 
==Cover-ups==
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File:Man_in_stress_position.jpg|[http://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=File%3AMan_in_stress_position.jpg Deleted]
File:Hogtied_male.jpg|[http://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=File%3AHogtied_male.jpg Deleted]
File:AussieBum_wonderjock.jpg|[http://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=File%3AAussieBum_wonderjock.jpg Deleted]
File:Saunaboy.png|[http://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=delete&page=User%3ASaunaboy Deleted]
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==Deleted Article==
Because [[Wikipedia is not censored]], F&aelig;'s Wikipedian followers [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=Ashley_van_Haeften deleted and locked] his article, claiming that it was an "attack article". Was it an attack article? A screenshot of the article before it was deleted is embedded below. You decide.
 
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==Known accounts==
[[File:Ashley Van Haeften.jpg|thumb|Fae, showing his middle aged spread]]
 
* [[Wikipedia:User:Speedoguy|Speedoguy]]
* [[Wikipedia:User:Speedo|Speedo]]
* [[Wikipedia:User:Saunaboy|Saunaboy]]
* [[Wikipedia:User:Era8|Era8]]
* [[Wikipedia:User:Ticaro|Ticaro]]
* [[Wikipedia:User:Ash|Ash]]
* [[Wikipedia:User:F%C3%A6|Fæ]]
* [[Wikipedia:User:Ashleyvh|Ashleyvh]]
* [[Wikipedia:User:AshleyVH|AshleyVH]]
* [[Wikipedia:User:Teahot|Teahot]]
 
==See also==
*[[Sam Blacketer]] &ndash; Another British Wikipedian with multiple past accounts who rose through the ranks.
 
== External links ==
* [http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/wikipedia/9439046/Chairman-of-Wikipedia-charity-banned-after-pornography-row.html Chairman of Wikipedia charity banned after pornography row - Telegraph]
**[http://blog.wikimedia.org.uk/2012/07/a-response-to-the-daily-telegraph-article/ A response to The Daily Telegraph article | Wikimedia UK Blog]
* [http://www.foxnews.com/tech/2012/08/01/50-shades-wikipedia-uk-head-banned-after-bondage-porn-ties/ 50 shades of Wikipedia? UK head banned after bondage porn ties | Fox News]
* [http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/wikipedia/9447161/Wikipedia-charity-chairman-resigns-after-pornography-row.html Wikipedia charity chairman resigns after pornography row - Telegraph]
* [http://www.examiner.com/article/wikimedia-uk-trustee-finds-his-hands-tied Wikimedia UK trustee finds his hands tied - National Wiki Edits | Examiner.com]
* [http://www.examiner.com/article/wikimedia-uk-leader-faces-wiki-trial Wikimedia UK leader faces wiki-trial - National Wiki Edits | Examiner.com]
* [http://wikipediocracy.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=341 Fae thread at Wikipediocracy.com Warning: 30 pages and counting]
* [https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.wesley.crusher.die.die.die/0kF19WlQSzw/mQpI9b9Ryz8J My shota fantasy, let me show you it]
 
===Further Reading/Drama===
* [[Wikipedia:Wikipedia:Requests_for_adminship/F%C3%A6|Wikipedia:Requests_for_adminship/Fæ]]
* [[Wikipedia:Wikipedia:Arbitration/Requests/Case/F%C3%A6|Wikipedia:Arbitration/Requests/Case/Fæ]]
** [[Wikipedia:Wikipedia:Arbitration/Requests/Case/F%C3%A6/Evidence|Wikipedia:Arbitration/Requests/Case/Fæ/Evidence]]
** [[Wikipedia:Wikipedia:Arbitration/Requests/Case/F%C3%A6/Workshop|Wikipedia:Arbitration/Requests/Case/Fæ/Workshop]]
** [[Wikipedia:Wikipedia:Arbitration/Requests/Case/F%C3%A6/Proposed_decision|Wikipedia:Arbitration/Requests/Case/Fæ/Proposed_decision]]
* [[Wikipedia:Wikipedia:Administrators%27_noticeboard/Archive235#User:Fae|Wikipedia:Administrators'_noticeboard/Archive235#User:Fae]]
* [[Wikipedia:Wikipedia:Requests_for_comment/F%C3%A6|Wikipedia:Requests_for_comment/Fæ]]
* [[Wikipedia:Wikipedia:Editor_review/F%C3%A6_(2)|Wikipedia:Editor_review/Fæ_(2)]]
* [[Wikipedia:Wikipedia:Requests_for_comment/Ash|Wikipedia:Requests_for_comment/Ash]]
* [[Wikipedia:Wikipedia:Wikipedia_Signpost/2012-07-16/Special_report|''Signpost'' article on Fae]]
* [http://uk.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?title=Call_for_EGM_2012&oldid=26599 Call for an EGM by WMUK, now "blanked as a courtesy"]
:* [http://uk.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Call_for_EGM_2012&oldid=26799 Make sure to check out the talk page, also "blanked as a courtesy"]
 
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Ashley Van Haeften (aka Fæ) of Burgess Hill, West Sussex is a member of Wikimedia UK's Board of Trustees and also happens to be a perverted hard gay leather slave, kinky soft-core porn uploader for Commons, and notorious Wikipedia sockmaster. After surrendering his sysop privileges and being banned by ArbCom, Fæ resigned as chairperson of WMUK.

One of his many socks, "Ash", was notable for expanding the Wikipedia article "List of gay bathhouse regulars" (archive). Anyone who happens upon his vomit-inducing, kinky porn uploads and so much as dares to complain about their melting eyes will typically receive copious accusations of homophobia from a shocked & appalled Ash / Fæ. He also promoted his husband by creating a Wikipedia article for him. At the Wikipedia Review, Fæ was busted for plagiarism. His refusal to disclose accounts he had previously used resulted in him being banned by Arbcom. Despite all this, Fae was appointed as the head cheese at WMUK. Remember that the next time you donate to Wikipedia.

Cover-ups

Deleted Article

Because Wikipedia is not censored, Fæ's Wikipedian followers deleted and locked his article, claiming that it was an "attack article". Was it an attack article? A screenshot of the article before it was deleted is embedded below. You decide.

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Known accounts

Fae, showing his middle aged spread

See also

  • Sam Blacketer – Another British Wikipedian with multiple past accounts who rose through the ranks.

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