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'''Adele''' is an oversized [[fat]] landwhale JUST like [[Girlvinyl]], except that she sings and it sounds like shit. Originally from [[Britfag|Britfaggistan]] she first came to prominence after horse-faced [[pro-ana]] [[Jew|Jewess]], [[Amy Winehouse|Amy Whorehouse]] pwned herself with [[drugs]], allowing her considerable bulk to fill the void in the public's lives for dreary, droaning soul ballads (sans soul). | '''Adele''' is an oversized [[fat]] landwhale JUST like [[Girlvinyl]], except that she sings and it sounds like shit. Originally from [[Britfag|Britfaggistan]], she first came to prominence after horse-faced [[pro-ana]] [[Jew|Jewess]], [[Amy Winehouse|Amy Whorehouse]] pwned herself with [[drugs]], allowing her considerable bulk to fill the void in the public's lives for dreary, droaning soul ballads (sans soul). | ||
== | ==Greed== | ||
Merely by looking at Adele's bloated, walrus-like carcass, either on stage or in one of her music videos, it should become readily apparent that she's a greedy bitch. However, it would appear that, much like [[Sherrod DeGrippo|a certain other fatty]], Adele's greed is not just for [[cheeseburger|cheezburgers]]. | |||
In an interview with [[hipster|Q]] magazine, Adele let her [[Tory|true colours]] show. | |||
{{quote|I'm mortified to have to pay 50 per cent! While I use the [[Obamacare|NHS]], I can't use public transport any more. [[The YouTube Thomas Club|Trains]] are always late, most state schools are [[shit]], and I've gotta give you, like, four million quid – are you having a laugh? When I got my tax bill in from my album 19, I was ready to go and [[James Holmes|buy a gun and randomly open fire.]]|The multi-platinum selling millionairess Adele on her money problems. Oh, but our hearts bleed for you, dear.}} | |||
==Trolling In The Deep== | |||
[[File:Adele Twitter tweet.jpg|center]] | [[File:Adele Twitter tweet.jpg|center]] | ||
[[Last Thursday]] news spreaded that Adele had ''not'' aborted her baby and instead decided to give birth to yet another glob of useless lard on a Friday. Shit leaked out via Twitter and like sharks to blood in open water then came the [[interbutts|interbutt]] [[troll]]s. They all [[troll|congratulated]] Adele by giving a nice warm welcome to the glob and gave her advice on how to [[foetus soup|prepare]] it for life as the new fuglier [[Susan Boyle]]. She took the nice warm congrats very srsly... | [[Last Thursday]] news spreaded that Adele had ''not'' aborted her baby and instead decided to give birth to yet another glob of useless lard on a Friday. Shit leaked out via Twitter and like sharks to blood in open water then came the [[interbutts|interbutt]] [[troll]]s. They all [[troll|congratulated]] Adele by giving a nice warm welcome to the glob and gave her advice on how to [[foetus soup|prepare]] it for life as the new fuglier [[Susan Boyle]]. She took the nice warm congrats very srsly... Then [[bawww]]'d to the Internet Police before [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2221201/Adele-targeted-sick-internet-trolls-following-birth-baby.html auctioning her 'misery' to commercial media outlets.] | ||
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|Aw Adele gave birth to a baby :,) is it fat and Handicapped lol just [[Abortion|murder it already lol]]|[[Justin Bieber|Venessa Bieber]] responding to her girlfriend's tweet | |Aw Adele gave birth to a baby :,) is it fat and Handicapped lol just [[Abortion|murder it already lol]]|[[Justin Bieber|Venessa Bieber]] responding to her girlfriend's tweet | ||
|Another Twitter user wrote: 'I’ll go see her in the UK and kill her', while another retweeted the message, adding: 'And kill her baby.' Many other users wrote that Adele would have more material to write about if she suffered from post-natal depression, or if her son died, while others said they hadn't realised Adele was pregnant because she is overweight.| Daily Mail | |Another Twitter user wrote: 'I’ll go see her in the UK and kill her', while another retweeted the message, adding: 'And kill her baby.' Many other users wrote that Adele would have more material to write about if she suffered from post-natal depression, or if her son died, while others said they hadn't realised Adele was pregnant because she is overweight.| Daily Mail}} | ||
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Adele is an oversized fat landwhale JUST like Girlvinyl, except that she sings and it sounds like shit. Originally from Britfaggistan, she first came to prominence after horse-faced pro-ana Jewess, Amy Whorehouse pwned herself with drugs, allowing her considerable bulk to fill the void in the public's lives for dreary, droaning soul ballads (sans soul).
Greed
Merely by looking at Adele's bloated, walrus-like carcass, either on stage or in one of her music videos, it should become readily apparent that she's a greedy bitch. However, it would appear that, much like a certain other fatty, Adele's greed is not just for cheezburgers.
In an interview with Q magazine, Adele let her true colours show.
—The multi-platinum selling millionairess Adele on her money problems. Oh, but our hearts bleed for you, dear. | ||
Trolling In The Deep
Last Thursday news spreaded that Adele had not aborted her baby and instead decided to give birth to yet another glob of useless lard on a Friday. Shit leaked out via Twitter and like sharks to blood in open water then came the interbutt trolls. They all congratulated Adele by giving a nice warm welcome to the glob and gave her advice on how to prepare it for life as the new fuglier Susan Boyle. She took the nice warm congrats very srsly... Then bawww'd to the Internet Police before auctioning her 'misery' to commercial media outlets.
—Venessa Bieber responding to her girlfriend's tweet | ||
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Adele's many thanks to all her fans out there after the trollin incident. She's as fat as always. -
Gaga responding to one of Adele's many thanks -
An unfunny meme about her -
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