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| [[Image:1d.png|right|thumb|Typical Boy Band Music Video]] | | #REDIRECT [[Fat Larry's Band]] |
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| A "'''Boy-Band'''" is a type of musical-group that consists of usually 4 - 6 teenage-men who are so greedy for money, they are willing to pretend to 'like' girls. Boy bands tend to get around [[Over 9000|200,000,000]] views on the [[YouTube|You tubes]]. However, everyone with common-sense knows that this is because pre-teen and teenage girls are the only shitheads who don't know how to pirate music yet, thus resulting in high-rankings on the [[iTunes]] Charts. Boy bands usually last a healthy [[over 9000|5 - 7]] years before biting the dust. Usually targeted at whorish [[12 year old girls]] and [[13 year old boys]], most of which are [[fags]].
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| == History ==
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| In the 1960's, record-producers wanted even [[moar]] [[monies]]. So they made bands like 'The Beach Boys', and 'The Osmonds'. The genre died in the 70's, but in the 80's they were like fuck-it so they brought it back. In the 1990's, they tried-to make a "Girl-band" named "[[The Spice Girls]]". What an atrocity that was 0.o
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| == List of notable boy-bands ==
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| '''The Backstreet Boys''' : Best-selling [[Fags|Boy band]] of all-time. You probably know them from [[Wierd Al]]'s parody, and the video of the [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1LZVmn3p3o&feature=plcp Chinese guys singing "I want it that way']
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| '''N'SYNC''' : Summed up by '[[Fag|Justin Timberlake]]'. Also, by looking at the music-video of Bye Bye Bye, you get that weird feeling of like, 'I remember seeing them on Kids WB or some shit like that'. This band was made [[at least 100 years]] ago.
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| '''BoyzIIMen''' : A bunch of [[niggers]]. The end.
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| '''[[Jonas Brothers]]''' : Trio of brothers. Relevant from 2007 - 2010. BUT NO MORE!!
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| '''[[Ireland|Westlife]]''' : Irish cunts from the year 2000. Like Bye Bye Bye, you get that weird 'oh shit I though I've seen them on the WB or something' feeling for some unknown reason.
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| '''[[Fags|One Directions]]''' : The current [[fags]] of the year. A bunch of Englishmen singing about, guess what!? GIRLS!!!!! If you watch the music-video for "You don't know you're beautiful", watch as Liam (Brown-Hair and [[wtf|red pants]]) is constantly pushed to the side in the shots and is barely singing because he doesn't give a fuck.
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| '''98 Degrees''' : Idk probably some shitty fags
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| '''New Kids On The Block''' : This name is the most generic name for a boy-band, ever.
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| '''Oh Boyz''' : Look it up
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| '''Big Time Rush''' : Relevant from 2010. I'm not in America right now so I haven't heard from those shit-heads. Feel free to delete this part =)
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| <center><big>'''Your [[Typical]] American Boy-Band'''</big></center>
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| == I WANT MONIES. How does I maek boy-bands? ==
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| STEP 1: GET 4 - 5 Attractive Teenage boys and offer them monies for singing.
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| STEP 2: Write songs using these words and sentences/phrases :
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| * Honey
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| * Girl
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| * Baby
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| * Chick
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| * Fine
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| * Woman
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| * You're eyes make me _____.
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| * I want you
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| * Let's do this girl
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| * You and me
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| * When I first saw you
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| * You make me complete/You light up my world.
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| * Love ya'
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| Or go [http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/backstreetboys/iwantitthatway.html here] and replace a bunch-of the words there.
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| Step 3: Auto-Tune Plus+ [[Shitty|Brilliant]] choreography.
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| Step 4: Shitty [[FL Studio]] or [[MixCraft]] Song
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| Step 5: ?????
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| Step 6: Wait
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| Step 7: PROFIT!!
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| Step 8: Start cycle-over 6 years later+.
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