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Greg has a glorious history as a United States Marine and he will kick your ass if you | '''Greg W. Howard''' is an elite form of [[Republicunt|Republican]] operative, highly trained in [[Libertarian]] [[Bullshit|Philosophy]], and his duties today include organizing for the [[Nazis|Tea Party]]. As a [[Hillbilly|resident]] of [[Alabama|Alabama]] he dwells in the heart of this [[Confederate|real American movement]]. Greg has a glorious history as a United States Marine and he will kick your ass if you ''question'' his ''military career''. He has had a few dark episodes over the years, but none of this was his fault, it was all [[God|God’s]] will. | ||
He has had a few dark episodes over the years, but none of this was his fault, it was all [[God|God’s]] will. | |||
== Marine Corps Career== | == Marine Corps Career== | ||
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==Massive Fan Club== | ==Massive Fan Club== | ||
[[File:GregWHoward_umpire.jpg|thumb|right|Paparazzi caught Greg at play in 2011 in this photo. Note the unsightly, pendulous man-boobs.]] | |||
As a noted [[Fucktard|thinker]] Greg has accumulated over 93,000 followers for his Twitter account, {{twitter|GregWHoward|@GregWHoward}}, where his [[Stupid|brilliant]] pronouncements drive his insurance business and inform others of [[Shit_nobody_cares_about|important news]]. | |||
Loved by almost all, there ''have'' been a few unfortunate events. Andrew Breitbart once failed to recognize Greg’s native wit and wisdom, resulting in this [[Butthurt|hurtful exchange]]. | |||
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Such a renowned [[Expert]] can’t help but draw a few [[Portal:Trolls|detractors]]. One such detractor, the artist formerly known as ''Obamagician'', [[Pedophiles|endangered]] Greg’s children with this pithy pronouncement. | Such a renowned [[Expert]] can’t help but draw a few [[Portal:Trolls|detractors]]. One such detractor, the artist formerly known as ''Obamagician'', [[Pedophiles|endangered]] Greg’s children with this pithy pronouncement. | ||
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Greg has also drawn criticism from videographer [http://www.youtube.com/user/pumpybeanis Pumpy Beanis]. | Greg has also drawn criticism from videographer [http://www.youtube.com/user/pumpybeanis Pumpy Beanis]. | ||
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== Nightly Circle Jerk == | == Nightly Circle Jerk == | ||
[[File:The_circle_of_FAP.jpg|thumb|The circle of FAP.]] | |||
Greg hosts a nightly [[Masturbation| circle jerk]] on Twitter, so you can experience his penetrating intellect for yourself. He will always be accompanied by one or more of his circle of [[Faggot| close]] friends and this stimulating event is often co-hosted by Patrick_Swift_Read. Attendees may include | Greg hosts a nightly [[Masturbation| circle jerk]] on Twitter, so you can experience his penetrating intellect for yourself. He will always be accompanied by one or more of his circle of [[Faggot| close]] friends and this stimulating event is often co-hosted by Patrick_Swift_Read. Attendees may include | ||
{{twitter|Dr_Rose|@Dr Rose}} | |||
{{twitter|burntpowder|@burntpowder}} | |||
{{twitter|slingbrush|@slingbrush}} | |||
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== See Also == | |||
{{twitter|GregWHoward|@GregWHoward}} | |||
[http://gregwhoward.net/ gregwhoward.net] | |||
[[Category: People|Howard, Greg W]] | [[Category: People|Howard, Greg W]] | ||
Revision as of 23:00, 21 February 2013
Greg W. Howard is an elite form of Republican operative, highly trained in Libertarian Philosophy, and his duties today include organizing for the Tea Party. As a resident of Alabama he dwells in the heart of this real American movement. Greg has a glorious history as a United States Marine and he will kick your ass if you question his military career. He has had a few dark episodes over the years, but none of this was his fault, it was all God’s will.
Marine Corps Career
Greg likes to claim he was a United States Marine, but he was part of a special subset of Marines known as squids. A real squid has suckers, while a Marine Corp squid is a sucker, requesting shipboard duty knowing full well what will happen. Night after night, locked in the fantail of a Navy supply ship, Greg served both our great nation and the needs of his ship-bound crew mates.
His throat rubbed raw by constant watches, Greg was dishonorably discharged after dishonorably discharging himself in the middle of the mess during breakfast.
Financial Planning
Greg is a Christian financial advisor with a 12.5% success rate. That is to say he manages to declare bankrupt only every eight years, instead of the maximum once every seven years allowed by law.
His church, Wiregrass, LLC, is tied to a scammy insurance sales operation.
Massive Fan Club
As a noted thinker Greg has accumulated over 93,000 followers for his Twitter account, 
@GregWHoward, where his brilliant pronouncements drive his insurance business and inform others of important news.
Loved by almost all, there have been a few unfortunate events. Andrew Breitbart once failed to recognize Greg’s native wit and wisdom, resulting in this hurtful exchange.
Such a renowned Expert can’t help but draw a few detractors. One such detractor, the artist formerly known as Obamagician, endangered Greg’s children with this pithy pronouncement.
Greg has also drawn criticism from videographer Pumpy Beanis.
Nightly Circle Jerk
Greg hosts a nightly circle jerk on Twitter, so you can experience his penetrating intellect for yourself. He will always be accompanied by one or more of his circle of close friends and this stimulating event is often co-hosted by Patrick_Swift_Read. Attendees may include
