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'''Libertarianism''' (better known as [[Republican|American Conservatism]] v2.0) is a fad political ideology for [[13-year-old boys]], first year college students, [[Stoner|stoners]], and white business owners who use the "[[virgin|private property]]" argument so they don't have to serve [[niggers]]. Libertarians (conservatives/Republicans), more commonly known as [[Retard|Libertards]] or [[lol|Lolbertarians]], believe that  governmental "[[Rape|intrusion]]" into people's lives should be [[Cockblock|limited]] as much as possible. Except when someone breaks into their house; they need a contract enforced; or want a health inspector to check out the local restaurants. Government is just fine in those cases. They also believe roads and civic infrastructure are [[creationist|naturally occurring phenomena]].
'''Libertarianism''' (better known as [[Republican|American Conservatism]] v2.0) is a fad political ideology for [[13-year-old boys]], first year college students, [[Stoner|stoners]], and white business owners who use the "[[virgin|private property]]" argument so they don't have to serve [[niggers]]. Libertarians (conservatives/Republicans), more commonly known as [[Retard|Libertards]] or [[lol|Lolbertarians]], believe that  governmental "[[Rape|intrusion]]" into people's lives should be [[Cockblock|limited]] as much as possible--except when someone breaks into their house, they need a contract enforced, or want a health inspector to check out the local restaurants. Government is just fine in those cases. They also believe roads and civic infrastructure are [[creationist|naturally occurring phenomena]].


Libertarianism has a big [[crossover]] with [http://www.extropy.org/ Extropians], who think that you can realize [[insane|science fiction]] ideas like space elevators and self-genetic engineering in the [http://www.extropy.org/faq.htm near future]. Most Libertarians are either [[13-year-old boys]], fratboys who watch ''[[South Park]]'', [[hipster|people that want to appear "alternative"]], or [[batshit insane|paranoid]] survivalists living in tiny cabins in [[Montana]] where they stockpile weapons and food for the dreaded day when [[Jews|Big Brother]] comes 'round tryin' to implant [[mind control|fail]] chips in their brains. Libertarians claim to be a radical philosophers but are really as bourgeoisie as they can get. Ultimately, all libertarians are really interested in is defending their petty white middle class interests.
Libertarianism has a big [[crossover]] with [http://www.extropy.org/ Extropians], who think that you can realize [[insane|science fiction]] ideas like space elevators and self-genetic engineering in the [http://www.extropy.org/faq.htm near future]. Most Libertarians are either [[13-year-old boys]], fratboys who watch ''[[South Park]]'', [[hipster|people that want to appear "alternative"]], or [[batshit insane|paranoid]] survivalists living in tiny cabins in [[Montana]] where they stockpile weapons and food for the dreaded day when [[Jews|Big Brother]] comes 'round tryin' to implant [[mind control|fail]] chips in their brains. Libertarians claim to be a radical philosophers but are really as bourgeoisie as they can get. Ultimately, all libertarians are really interested in is defending their petty white middle class interests.
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