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File:Westwickfake2.png|A huge increase in followers, despite Westwick being utterly insignificant. Wonder how much that cost?
File:Westbomb1.png|Westwick making threats against the "fake" Facebook page in an attempt to get it shut down
File:Westbomb1.png|Westwick making threats against the "fake" Facebook page in an attempt to get it shut down

Revision as of 10:47, 1 February 2013

Nobody has heard of this person, but whoever they are, vandalizing this article only makes us want to learn more...


Lee Westwick - "model"

Lee Westwick is a massive faggot who claims to be a singer, actor, director, model and internet celebrity. He fails at all of them and instead only succeeds in having a massive USI.

Despite only having appeared in four episodes of UK soap opera The Bill playing the famous roles of "mugger" and "barman" he decided he was an A-list celebrity and wrote his own Wikipedia article containing a magnificent amount of delusion.

Wikipedia

Despite only getting acting work as an extra or a bit-part character that was never seen again after a couple of episodes, Westdick decided he was worthy of a Wikipedia page. Forgetting that Wikipedia isn't his blog, he filled it full of info about how he's spotted at low-rent clubs and how he was once invited to a screening of Madagascar 3. Once a brave hero discovered his Wikipedia page and rightfully nominated it for deletion, Westwick went full retard and used sockpuppet accounts to try and claim the hero was a vandal, reverse the deletion request and ended up getting permabanned himself.

Highlights from his magnum opus included:

Westwick pictured shortly before taking some big black cock
   
 
He grew up in London, where he took a keen interest in acting from an early age, attending drama groups on weekends & during school summer holidays. He took part in many well known plays from Oliver to Romeo and Juliet.
 

 
 

—Translation: He was part of some school plays

   
 
Westwick attended the MOBO Awards, which were held on 5th,October,2011 at the Scottish Exhibition and Conference Centre (SECC) Glasgow. Westwick walked the red carpet wearing a Bling Designed T-Shirt by Gifted Heroes, Which Westwick later auctioned for Charity. After the Awards Westwick went on to the after show party held at Glasgow's Corinthian Club.
 

 
 

—Translation: He wore a t-shirt and went to a club

   
 
March 8, 2012 Lee Westwick, Sets a World record for most Photo's/Tagged person on the social network site Facebook. He currently holds the record with (69,904 Photo's) Which is "61,133 Photo's" more than the previous holder of the World Record.
 

 
 

—Translation: He uploaded his shitty "achievement" onto some non-official record website

   
 
Lee Westwick, Flew into Nice Côte d'Azur Airport on 18 May 2012 to attend The 65th Annual Cannes Film Festival, Westwick was spotted at various locations and hotspots throughout the first weekend of the Film Festival. Including the screening of Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted Which is an upcoming 2012 computer-animated comedy film, produced by DreamWorks Animation, and distributed by Paramount Pictures.
 

 
 

—Translation: He went on holiday, went through an airport and watched a film

Youtube

Sometime in 2012, Worstwick decided he wanted to be a serious actor/director so started work on an online drama series that was less pleasant to watch than 2 Girls 1 Cup. Lee used several different sockpuppets to write articles about the production on Zimbio to try and generate interest in his cinematic abortion. In the end after hyping it up, Breakups turned out to be utterly shitty, surprising absolutely nobody. You can watch it below, but the first minute or so will probably give you epilepsy.

Westwick also uses YouTube to force his fuck-awful music onto people, setting videos to autoplay when you go on his page so he can score a cheap view.

Zimbio

Knowing no real journalist will ever write about him, Westwick's socks have authored many different articles about his life on Zimbio. Each one has horrific grammar, spelling and formatting and deals with the times he was spotted in a dingy club [1], how many people couldn't keep their eyes off him when he went to a shopping centre [2] and the meaning behind his tacky tattoo [3]

Twitter

87% of Lee Westwick's followers are fake or inactive. Here check for yourself.

 LeeWestwick thinks he's a massive celebrity because he has 73,000 Twitter followers. What he doesn't want you to know, however, is that he paid for 9 out of 10 of them because he's a fucking nobody. Lee usually uses his Twitter to retweet compliments from slow-in-the-minds, but also sometimes holds competitions to win one of his cheap hoodies that not even a charity shop will take.

In January 2013, an ED user discovered Westwick and his Walter Mitty fantasies and managed to get his self-written wiki page deleted, sending Westprick into an incoherent rage. He threw a shitfit, threatened physical violence, deleted the tweets and then claimed that the screencaps were photoshopped.

Westwick also uses Twitter to brag about his website LeeWestwick.com, but when it was found he hadn't even purchased it a troll bought it for himself and then redirected the page to this very article.

When Lee realised his website had been pilfered from under his nose, he went and cried to the police, claiming he'd been hacked. As of yet he hasn't been charged with wasting police time.

Facebook

Westwick has his own "official" page which is mainly just used for taking pics of tweets he has received [4]. He claims however there's an "unofficial" [5] one which has stolen his photos (although it's more than likely it's actually his and he just forgot the password for it as why would anybody want to impersonate that nonentity?). Lee now spends most days making bomb threats and other threats of violence on it in an attempt to get it shut down.

Once Lee sees the screencaps of his threats on here, he'll probably rush to delete them and fall back on his defence of claiming they were photoshopped. And Lee is a huge expert on Photoshop.

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