@CapsCop

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THIS MEANS YOU

IDIOCY IS NOTHING NEW IN THE WORLD OF TWITTER, BUT ONE ENTERPRISING SOUL HAS FOUND A NEW AND AMUSING WAY TO TROLL THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE AT ONCE WITH LITTLE TO NO EFFORT. THIS INDIVIDUAL, KNOWN ONLY AS @CAPSCOP, HAS WRITTEN A BOT THAT SCANS THE REAL-TIME TWITTER FEED AND REPLIES TO ANYONE TYPING IN ALL CAPS WITH ONE OF SEVERAL CANNED RESPONSES. WITH MINIMAL WORK THIS PERSON OR PERSONS HAS INFURIATED SCORES OF SEMI-LITERATE GHETTO-DWELLING HASH-TAG-USING TRASHY PEOPLE, SO MUCH THAT THEY HAVE FOLLOWED THE INSTRUCTIONS PROVIDED IN THE SIDEBAR AND CALLED UP VOICEMAIL, LEAVING ANGRY, VITRIOLIC MESSAGES OVER SUCH INNOCUOUS POSTS AS "Guess who's a little caps lock happy?" File:Caps cop.png

Messages to capscop

	“	@CapsCop U GHIT ON MAH GODDMAN NERVES Y U B SPAMMIN FOLKS 4 N C U MADE MAH THANKSGIVIN WORSE MAKE MAH CHRISTMAS WORSE N U GOIN DOWN TRICK	„
	—@ronniejones12

	“	FUCK YOU I FUCKIN OWN YOU	„
	—ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER, LEGEND OF THE FUCKING INTERNET

	“	DON'T BE MOTHERFUCKIN LEAVIN SHIT ON MY PAGE	„
	—AN ANGRY BLACK YOUTH

	“	LIKE HOW DO YOU LIKE JUST LIKE... JUST.. OH THAT'S QUITE RUDE!	„
	—SOME AIRHEADED BITCH

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messages from capscop

	“	Keep it down over there!	„

	“	@Whoever needs to learn how to use their indoor voice.	„

	“	If you love caps lock so much why don't you marry it?	„

	“	Did you get peanut butter on your caps lock key again?	„

	“	CapsCop, CapsCop, watcha gonna do, watcha gonnna do when I come for you?	„

	“	@Whoever was trying to make all of their followers deaf with that tweet. Quiet down over there!	„

	“	If you keep typing in all caps you could shoot your eye out!	„

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See Also

• Caps Lock

EXTERNAL LINKS

• @CAPSCOP ON TWITTER
• HILARIOUS ANGRY VOICEMAILS

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