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[[File:acfuckingsucks.jpg]]{{Spoiler|[[sand nigger|THE OLD GUY]] IS REALLY FUCKING BAD, EZIO IS PRETTY COOL UNTIL HE GETS FUCKING OLD, AND HE ALWAYS WINS [[WTF|FOR SOME ODD REASON]]}} | [[File:acfuckingsucks.jpg|Thumb|Too bad console gaming was never a thing to begin with.]]{{Spoiler|[[sand nigger|THE OLD GUY]] IS REALLY FUCKING BAD, EZIO IS PRETTY COOL UNTIL HE GETS FUCKING OLD, AND HE ALWAYS WINS [[WTF|FOR SOME ODD REASON]]}} | ||
Assassin's Creed, the only known game by [[Fucktard|Ubisoft]] other than the very [[Wat|highly-acclaimed, most graphic-intensive game evar]], [[Shit|Far Cry 3]]. | Assassin's Creed, the only known game by [[Fucktard|Ubisoft]] other than the very [[Wat|highly-acclaimed, most graphic-intensive game evar]], [[Shit|Far Cry 3]]. | ||
Revision as of 08:22, 12 February 2013
Assassin's Creed, the only known game by Ubisoft other than the very highly-acclaimed, most graphic-intensive game evar, Far Cry 3.
Assassin's Creed
The game centers around some indian guy with an attitude problem, and who should really shower sometime. Assassin's creed came out a bajillion years ago, and was followed up by a bunch of shitty DLCs and suckass online multiplayer. The only people who gave a shit about it were homosexual monkey-cock sucking shitniggers who enjoyed bathing in their own intense views of the world as if that made them edgier.
To enjoy Assassin's Creed is to see yourself as an amazing assassin, jumping from rooftop to rooftop, conquering the world.
Assassin's get all the bitches, and if you play this godawful game, you can expect to be implanted with the homosexual gene straight up your pooper. Under no fucking circumstances must you attempt to play this racist, monkeyhumping game while sober, or at all in-your-right-mind. You run around until you find out this fucker is corrupted, and you kill him. Then you escape some place in 2013. Congrats, fucktard.
You've just endured a blast of cosmic feces straight back up into YOUR butthole for the sake of Ubisoft somehow staying in business.