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'''Furry-Penises''', much like its counterpart [[Neopets]], is an online pet simulation for lonely [[fat|fat girls]] with no [[IRL]] friends. Run by [[Nazis]], [[pedophiles]], and [[furries]], the community takes the [[lonely|MY DOG IZ MY BEST FREND]] concept to an entirely new level. Whereas most [[retards]] just get a real dog to make up for their social ineptitude, players on Furry-Paws make fake ones to compete to see who can be the [[loser|greatest]] [[failure|dog breeder]] of all time. No one on the entire [[North Britain|shit hole]] of a site has enough [[Ball|balls]] to say what they are actually thinking, because they are afraid of getting their asses [[Banned|Perma-b&]]. | '''Furry-Penises''', much like its counterpart [[Neopets]], is an online pet simulation for lonely [[fat|fat girls]] with no [[IRL]] friends. Run by [[Nazis]], [[pedophiles]], and [[furries]], the community takes the [[lonely|MY DOG IZ MY BEST FREND]] concept to an entirely new level. Whereas most [[retards]] just get a real dog to make up for their social ineptitude, players on Furry-Paws make fake ones to compete to see who can be the [[loser|greatest]] [[failure|dog breeder]] of all time. No one on the entire [[North Britain|shit hole]] of a site has enough [[Ball|balls]] to say what they are actually thinking, because they are afraid of getting their asses [[Banned|Perma-b&]]. | ||
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Furry-Penises, much like its counterpart Neopets, is an online pet simulation for lonely fat girls with no IRL friends. Run by Nazis, pedophiles, and furries, the community takes the MY DOG IZ MY BEST FREND concept to an entirely new level. Whereas most retards just get a real dog to make up for their social ineptitude, players on Furry-Paws make fake ones to compete to see who can be the greatest dog breeder of all time. No one on the entire shit hole of a site has enough balls to say what they are actually thinking, because they are afraid of getting their asses Perma-b&.
Furry Paws "Mature"
Recently a new website cropped up known as "Furry Paws Mature." The essence of Furry Paws "Mature" is that members can go and talk about "mature" things that they can not on Furry Paws. It has turned into, however, a "Bawwww my life sucks" website where Ieosous goes to cry about how horribly depressing her life is. When Ieosous isn't busy crying about everything that exists, the other members are crying about how their mommies never loved them, and how shitty the Furry Paws moderators are. Luckily for them, they can bitch their little hearts out and say whatever they want- because the mods had the rule books thrown at them that shows no matter what lies they create, they can't get in trouble on the actual site. (Though it certainly wont stop them from trying)
TL;DR:
BAWW BAWW BAWW BAW BAW BAW BAWWWW Ieosous' life sucks BAWWWW BAW BAW I got a warning for cussing BAW BAWWWW BAAAWWW People think my emaciated dog is too skinny and bitch at me about it and I'm such a huge cunt BAWW BAAWWWBABABAWWWW. She loves to listen to her parents have sex (as she mentioned on FPM) and refuses to realize she is spoiled. She thinks the phrase "Haters Make Me Famous" is true and loves to cause "drama" wherever she happens upon. When Ieosous is not being a spoiled brat bitching about her life she is fucking other men.
File:Fpmatureforsrs.png Furry-Paws Mature
- WARNING:
Joining FPM instantly makes you ineligible for anything on Furry-Paws. This means you can't win chat contests, you can never be an image bank rater (or have images accepted into the image bank), or a newbie helper. Basically, join under a fake name and never say who you are if you hope to be anything on Furry-Paws besides a low life fuck up (see what I mean by mods still try to get you in trouble?)*.
- this doesn’t apply to people who are already moderators, of course. How else would they spy on members?
Lupercori
"Sully is half lab and...half shitty mongrel. He is the foundation stud for the breed of dog I plan to develop using him the Lupercori (which is latin and roughly translates to Angel Wings). The Lupercori will ideally be sound dogs for both children's hospital work as well as nursing homes and even pets (like Sully, they should all embody his extreme averageness)."
Lupercori are Becky's attempt to breed a superior butt-fucking dog breed, so she can finally have something to shove her strap on woman-penis into. "Demo Dog. Life Guard. Search and Rescue Dog. CGC, TDI and a bunch of other letters. He is one awesome dog and an absolute joy to work with" translates into "Will lick peanut butter out of my butthole, like my many fat fan girls on FP who have no idea I am actually a woman".
Becky justifies creating this mystikal dog breed to the twelve year olds on FP by falsifying her fugly mutt's titles and by writing small novels in response to one line questions of which she cannot answer, and by cleverly distracting them by dropping hints about pizza. She also claims that in the 21st century she has no way of proving her dog's titles, getting a video of him actually working, or pictures of him doing anything. Besides jumping off children's playground equipment of course. But there was the time when they all decided they wanted pizza hut, so they conferred for a short duration, agreed on a compromise between half meat lovers (Becky loves meat) and pepperoni, but then decided pizza hut would take too long so they debated about dominos but is it really artisan they asked themselves? But surely they couldn't lower themselves to papa johns, that would be blasphemy. What they ended up getting was little ceasar's and boy was it delicious.
This breed has yet to exist because nobody in real life is able to understand what a "lupercori" is or why a black dog that looks and acts like every other black dog in shelters across America should reproduce. But hey, pizza.
See Also
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