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| :''Not to be confused with [[An hero]].''
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| [[Image: he-man.jpg |thumb|<s>She gonna get [[raped]]</s> He-Man is too gay for this chick. Also, shes his cousin, but incest is wincest, amirite?]]
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| The word "hero" can apply to one of four main hero-classes.
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| === The Ancient Hero ===
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| [[File:Greenlanternracist.jpg|thumb|left|Hal Jordan aka Green Lantern finally admits he hasn't done anything for African-Americans because he is racist.]]
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| Traditionally, heroes were the kind of men that could raze an entire village to the ground, slaughter the children, and be home with enough time to [[rape]] the [[women]] and eat dinner. [[Vikings]] are a prime example of the legendary heroes we laymen once worshiped as minor deities. It is thanks to the viking invasion of [[Scotland]] that there is still a large enough human-to-sheep-blood ratio to allow successful breeding of [[humans]]. If ever one finds themselves in the shadow of an ancient hero, they should be forewarned that they could get stepped on, or at the very least, [[almost raped]].
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| === The Modern Hero ===
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| [[Image:Mitchellhenderson.jpg|thumb|The [[Mitchell Henderson|greatest hero of them all]]]]
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| The modern hero, is any person who manages to capture the attention of stupid [[16-year-old girl|teenage girls]]. An example of a proclamation of heroism:
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| :''PrincessBrittany1122: [[liek]], omgwtfbbq, that singer is [[liek]], totaly HAWT, hes [[liek]], totaly mi HERO!!!11''
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| :''SekcStephie6969: omigod i no he is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mien 2!''
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| [[Image:039 68440~Tom-Hanks-Posters.jpg|thumb|[[Actor|Tom Hanks]] is a goddamn warhero!]]
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| === The Real Hero ===
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| Everybody knows that real heroes, like [[Superman]], wear leotards. Firemen are not real heroes, contrary to popular belief; they are actually part of the [[Illuminati]] Jewish [[conspiracy]].
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| <youtube>Da1ADqPplQ4</youtube>
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| === [[An hero]] ===
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| He was such an hero
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| to take it all away.
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| We miss him so, this you should know,
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| and we honor him this day.
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| He was an hero to take that shot
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| to leave us all behind.
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| God, do we wish we could take it back
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| And now he's on our minds.
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| Brother, nephew, son and friend
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| He was all these things and more.
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| Yes, we'll always remember seeing him
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| with his brains upon the floor.
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| ==See Also==
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| *[[An hero]]
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| *[[Armin Meiwes]]
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| *[[Dangerman]]
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| *[[Hero Online]]
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| *[[In defense of slandered heroes]]
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| *[[Jake Roberts]]
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| *[[Michael Jackson]]
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| *[[OJ Simpson]]
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| *[[Progman]]
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| *[[Sandwich]]
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| [[Category:Epithets]]
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