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{{warning|THIS ARTICLE WILL RUIN YOUR CHILDHOOD}} | |||
{{warning|THIS ARTICLE | [[Image:tinkwtf.jpg|thumb|Childhood dreams]] | ||
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[ | [http://dirtydisneyconfessions.tumblr.com/ Dirty Disney Confessions] is an example of why we can't have nice things in the world. Created and run by a white 30-something male basement dweller posing as a 20-something nigra, this blog gives any and every sick fuck the opportunity to confess his darkest sexual Disney fantasies. Something about the term "dirty Disney confession" is so disturbing, that it surely brings out the subconscious desire in us all, which explains why the blog [http://dirtydisneyconfessions.tumblr.com/post/42639443897/this-shit-is-all-fake-someone-made-it-up-and-nobodys supposedly] has [[over 9000|9300+]] followers (yeah fucking right). | ||
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==Like All Corrupt Things, It's Run By an Attention-Seeking Nigger== | |||
Not only can a furry pedophile submit his confessions then get an imagemacro personally made, but the asshole who runs the blog will answer personal questions too. Because obviously we want to know what the fuck is going through anyone's head who would sit at a computer all day fapping to [[DO NOT WANT|Disney porn]]. Right. Anyway, you can ask whatever fucking thing you like and a token [[nigger]] [[bitch]] named Aviva will answer. Yes, that's right. Not only is this person a sick fuck, but he poses as a sick-fuck nigra with fat arms and a monkey face. She usually responds with text but sometimes she appears in pix and even videos, which can't be unseen unfortunately. Scientists say that this is a brilliant scheme by a white pedophile to fool naive Internetz pervs into believing the blog's actually run by a black chick, earning it hood points. But the flaw in this scheme is that [[you|a common idiot]] will realize black chicks don't own computers, and are way too busy eating fried chicken and getting their hair done to devote so much time to anything, much less Disney porn. The black chick is merely a hooker that's being well-paid and scripted. This is so the blog can seem more appealing. <s>Makes no fucking sense, but how else can you explain 9000 followers?</s> ...Actually. Never mind. This is the [[Internet]]. | |||
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==Anon Wants to Know== | ==Anon Wants to Know== | ||
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Warning! THIS ARTICLE WILL RUIN YOUR CHILDHOOD |
Dirty Disney Confessions is an example of why we can't have nice things in the world. Created and run by a white 30-something male basement dweller posing as a 20-something nigra, this blog gives any and every sick fuck the opportunity to confess his darkest sexual Disney fantasies. Something about the term "dirty Disney confession" is so disturbing, that it surely brings out the subconscious desire in us all, which explains why the blog supposedly has 9300+ followers (yeah fucking right).
Like All Corrupt Things, It's Run By an Attention-Seeking Nigger
Not only can a furry pedophile submit his confessions then get an imagemacro personally made, but the asshole who runs the blog will answer personal questions too. Because obviously we want to know what the fuck is going through anyone's head who would sit at a computer all day fapping to Disney porn. Right. Anyway, you can ask whatever fucking thing you like and a token nigger bitch named Aviva will answer. Yes, that's right. Not only is this person a sick fuck, but he poses as a sick-fuck nigra with fat arms and a monkey face. She usually responds with text but sometimes she appears in pix and even videos, which can't be unseen unfortunately. Scientists say that this is a brilliant scheme by a white pedophile to fool naive Internetz pervs into believing the blog's actually run by a black chick, earning it hood points. But the flaw in this scheme is that a common idiot will realize black chicks don't own computers, and are way too busy eating fried chicken and getting their hair done to devote so much time to anything, much less Disney porn. The black chick is merely a hooker that's being well-paid and scripted. This is so the blog can seem more appealing. Makes no fucking sense, but how else can you explain 9000 followers? ...Actually. Never mind. This is the Internet.
Anon Wants to Know
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