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'''Chess.com''' is one of the largest and certainly one of the [[gay|gayest]] chess servers on the [[internet]].  Chess.com likes to boast a membership of six million members, but anyone with half a brain knows that about 5.9 million of those accounts are closed, inactive, or duplicate accounts of the same handful of [[trolls]] that this website seems to attract.
'''Chess.com''' is one of the largest and certainly one of the [[gay|gayest]] chess servers on the [[internet]].  Chess.com likes to boast a membership of six million members, but anyone with half a brain knows that about 5.9 million of those accounts are closed, inactive, or duplicate accounts of the same handful of [[trolls]] that this website seems to attract.


The most recent [[butthurt]] the members of chess.com experienced was that [[Wikipedia]] deleted its article on chess.com from its own site in December.  Since then, the chess geeks haven't been able to shut up about it, and take this as the most heinous insult imaginable.  To the average mind of a chess.com user, their site is an internationally significant organization just as deserving of an encyclopedia article as [[NATO]], or the [[Holy Roman Empire]].   
The most recent [[butthurt]] the members of chess.com experienced was that [[Wikipedia]] deleted its article on chess.com from its own site in December.  Since then, the chess geeks haven't been able to shut up about it, and take this as the most heinous insult imaginable.  To the average mind of a chess.com user, their site is an internationally significant organization just as deserving of an encyclopedia article as [[NATO]], or the Holy Roman Empire.   


==Kohai==
==Kohai==
The site moderators, especially the vitriolic English single mom "Kohai," enjoy maintaining tight surveillance on their users, reading private messages and banning people at whim.  Chess.com is the only chess site on the internet where you can negotiate a complimentary premium membership just in return for being a snitch for the admins.  (pictures to come).
The site moderators, especially the vitriolic English single mom "Kohai," enjoy maintaining tight surveillance on their users, reading private messages and banning people at whim.  Chess.com is the only chess site on the internet where you can negotiate a complimentary premium membership just in return for being a snitch for the admins.  (pictures to come).

Revision as of 03:10, 20 February 2013

Chess.com is one of the largest and certainly one of the gayest chess servers on the internet. Chess.com likes to boast a membership of six million members, but anyone with half a brain knows that about 5.9 million of those accounts are closed, inactive, or duplicate accounts of the same handful of trolls that this website seems to attract.

The most recent butthurt the members of chess.com experienced was that Wikipedia deleted its article on chess.com from its own site in December. Since then, the chess geeks haven't been able to shut up about it, and take this as the most heinous insult imaginable. To the average mind of a chess.com user, their site is an internationally significant organization just as deserving of an encyclopedia article as NATO, or the Holy Roman Empire.

Kohai

The site moderators, especially the vitriolic English single mom "Kohai," enjoy maintaining tight surveillance on their users, reading private messages and banning people at whim. Chess.com is the only chess site on the internet where you can negotiate a complimentary premium membership just in return for being a snitch for the admins. (pictures to come).