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'''Avenged Sevenfold (or A7X, Avenged Semenfold, Gay7X or Aids7X''') are a ''[[false|TR00 metal]]'' band from California of 5 [[emo]]/[[wigger]]/vampire-wannabe looking mental [[retard]]s who've been [[Fact|making metal look gay since 1999.]]
 
Typical A7X music
 
A7X music
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Their gigs
<youtube>N3wDSgpRSiU</youtube>
 
[[File:Avenged Sevenfold.jpg]]
[[File:Avenged Sevenfold Evil Lemons.jpg|thumb|right|150px]]
 
==History==
[[Image:Moshpit-A7X.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Typical A7X concert back when they looked like punX]]
[[Image:M Shadows Sodomized.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Likes it up the ass.]]
[[Image:Avenged Sevenfold Wiggers.jpg|thumb|left|150px|2007: Wiggers]]
 
Vocalist M Faggows Makes the noise when he shits really long shits
<youtube>VwKPeqCQBS0</youtube>
 
They began in 1999 when 4 fags who jack off to [[punk]] and [[metal (music)|metal]] decided to form some band taking [[punk|hardcore punk]] with metal influences and volumes and screaming that sounds like [[Sodomize|you're getting fucked by a cactus.]] In 2001 lead guitarDist Sister Gays joined and appeared on their debut album ''Sounding the Seventh Cum-Shit'''s reissue on Hoe-piss records. Then their 2nd bassist Justin Sane who is confused as the bassist for Anti-Fag tried [[suicide]] by drinking cough syrup but was still alive, after regretting it he was in the hospital for a few months so DamNeon Cash joined. Then later Johny [[Christfag]] replaced him. The band got their name from the bible because they are [[christfag]]s. They then released an album WaNking the fallen in 2003 and M shadows screamed less and [[lolwut|he did inject some stuff in his voice box]] which is why he decided to sing like [[fag|Axl Rose]] and then they sold out from metalcore to an [[emo]]fag band with their album Shity of Emos in 2005. The band since 2003 dress like [[emo]]s and sometimes [[poser|tr00 goths]] and then dressed like [[wigger]] fags in 2007. In 2009, their cummer I mean drummer The Rev [[rest in peace|died]]. (Rest in shit) He died? ROTFFLTFOLTFOLTFOLTFOLOLOLOLMFAO HOLY FUCKING PENIS FUCKING ASSHOLE LICKING VAGINA MASTURBATING COCK RAPIST! [[Necrophilia|So the band realized they weren't able to have sex with his corpse so they decided to write an album about how they can't fuck their friend's corpse and wrote an album for them and fans to jack off to the rev.]] The 2010 album was their [[Fact|biggest fail of all time.]] [[Dyke]] Portnoy from [[Dream Theater|Dream Beaner]] then [[sell out|sold out]] and joined the band for the album and then left when it was done so then some [[kike]]y-looking guy named Arin Ilejay joined them. They recently released a song called Carry Cum which rips off Jewdas Priest's Gaykiller album. The song talks about how the members would carry cups to pour cum in to drink it. That's because [[cum]] is their favorite drink. For info about their future, watch the interview below.
 
Interview about the new album
<youtube>grPqb6ljaa4</youtube>
 
==Fanbase==
[[Image:A7X fan rage.jpg|left|150px|A fan's reaction to [[Haters make me famous|haters]] on [[YouTube]].]]
[[Image:fag.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Typical A7X fan]]
[[Image:Germanrage.jpeg|thumb|right|150px|A7X fan's reaction to troLOLOLZ.]]
 
The fanbase consists of [[false|true metalheads]], [[emo]]fags, [[false|true goths]], [[whore]]s, [[retard|people who know shit about music]], [[nerd rage|fags and sluts with anger issues]] and all dat shit. When you expose the truth on the emo fags, [http://www.memestache.com/view/Avenged-Sevenfold-Sucks/239435 the fans] get [[butthurt]] and toss a huge [[rage|bitch-fit]] about it.
 
===War with fans===
[[Image:Avenged Sevenfold sucks.jpg|right|150px|THE WRATH OF AN AIDS7X [[FANTARD]]. WARNING!!! THIS PICTURE COULD GIVE YOU AIDS DUE TO ITS ANGER]]
[[Image:Avenged Sevenfold false metal.jpg|left|150px|Do you have the balls to call Aids7X a metal band???]]
[[Image:Ozzy VS A7X.jpg|left|150px|OZZY HATES GAY7X!!!!]]
One day in 2010, a user on youtube named [[successful troll is successful|muckfetalcore]] joined youtube and made a video exposing the truth on Aids7x. So then since the upload of the vid, fans everyday would post [[rage]] comments at him and comment on his channel with butthurt as well on occasions even though he hasn't been on in at least a year. After he left, another [[successful troll is successful|internet hero]] named Corefuckingsucks put a [[pwnage|raid]] on Aids7x's video for nightmare and so far away on youtube on december 28th 2011 aka the 2nd anniversary of the rev's death and for the whole day it was raped to death by people who expose the truth on the emo band. [[ROFL|So many fans got butthurt as fuck.]]]
 
Successful troll is successful
<youtube>Q5yDZzeyZD8</youtube>
 
Butthurt fan reactions
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<youtube>4qlg1Am4baA</youtube>
 
[[Image:A7X Concert.jpg|right|150px|A7X fan behaviour when the band play their [[fail|song]] "So Far Away"]]
 
===The Disease===
 
A7X spread a disease with their [[shit|music]] called [[aids]], all the fans caught when listening to the shitty band's music.
 
Doctor proves there's a disease A7X spread
<youtube>iIzjs8Hniug</youtube>
 
===How to troll A7X fans===
 
* Tell them that A7X is [[emo]]
* Tell them A7X are [[wigger]]s
* Deny A7X as [[Metal (music)|metal]]
* Talk shit about [[Dead|The Rev]]
* Say that m shadows is an [[Douchebag|Axl Rose]] [[wannabe]]
* Say that Synyster Gates [[Fact|is shit at guitar]]
* Say that the members of A7x are [[christfag]]s
* Say that [[Justin Bieber]]/[[One Direction]]/etc are awesome
* Say that muckfetalcore is awesome
* Show them this article
* [[Over 9,000|More and more and more]] are available, the [[terrorist|fans]] are the rock version of the [[Justin Bieber]]/[[One Direction]] fanbase.
 
==Rip offs==
[[Image:Avenged Sevenfold Overkill.jpg|thumb|right|150px]]
The band have ripped off Overkill, Judas Priest, Death, and [[Over 9,000|many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many '''MOAR'''!]]
 
==Members==
 
[[Image:M Shadows.jpg|thumb|right|150px|M Faggows]]
[[Image:The Rev.jpg|thumb|right|150px|LOL DED]]
 
* [[Wigger|M Faggows]] - Vocals (1999-present)
* Zacky Venjizz - GuitarD (1999-present)
* Sister Gays - GuitarD (2001-present)
* Johny [[Christfag]] - Bass (2002-present)
* DamNeon Cash - Bass (2001-2002)
* Just Insane - Bass (1999-2001)
* The Reverend Fague or The Rev - Cum drums (Rest in shit) (1999-2009)
* [[Dream Theater|Dyke Portnoy]] - Cum drums (2010)
* [[Jew|Arin Ilegay]] - Cum drums (2011-present)
 
==Discography==
 
* Sounding the Seventh Cum-Shit - 2001
* Wanking the Fallen - 2003
* [[Sellout|Shitty of Emos]] - 2005
* Avenged SeMenfold (A New Level of Aids: Making Music With Semen) - 2007
* Dykemare - 2010
* Upcoming Album (They say it's likely to be called "We Are [[Emo]]s")
 
==Gallery==
 
<center><gallery>
Image:Avenged Sevenfold.jpg|Look at these fags.
Image:Ozzy vs A7X.jpg|OZZY WILL FUCK U UP!!!
Image:A7X Concert.jpg|[[Nigger|Black]] Jesus joins the surf!!!
Image:The Rev.jpg|LOL DED
Image:M Shadows.jpg|M Faggows
Image:Avenged Sevenfold false metal.jpg|The band are metal............... as much as Asstin Mahone
Image:A7X fan rage.jpg|BEWARE@!!!!!!!!!!@
Image:Avenged Sevenfold Overkill.jpg|RIP OFF..... the paper!!!!
Image:Moshpit-A7X.jpg|M0SHP1T!!!
Image:M Shadows Sodomized.jpg|AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWW YEAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!! Cock up the ass!
</gallery></center>
 
 
==See Also==
 
* [[YouTube]]
* [[Troll]]
* [[Pwnage]]
* [[Emo]]
* [[Fantard]]
* [[LOL]]
* [[False]]
* [[Metal (music)]]
* [[Rage]]
* [[Fag]]
 
==External Links==
 
* [http://www.youtube.com/user/muckfetalcore A Successful Troll]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfmN0WP9cEw Another troll video]
 
{{Music}}
 
[[Category:Music]]

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FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING BITCH AVENGED SEVENFOLD IS THE BEST BAND EVER YOU FUCKIN RETARD CUNT FACE!! THE REV WAS THE BEST DRUMMER SYNYSTER IS BETTER AT GUITAR THAN U U FAG AND HOW DARE U TALK SHIT ABOUT THE REV I WILL KILL YOU AND DANCE ON UR GRAVE!!!!
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—Typical A7X fan's response to criticism


DEATH-BAT!

Avenged Sevenfold (or A7X, Avenged Semenfold, Gay7X or Aids7X) are a TR00 metal band from California of 5 emo/wigger/vampire-wannabe looking mental retards who've been making metal look gay since 1999.

Typical A7X music

A7X music

Their gigs

History

Typical A7X concert back when they looked like punX
Likes it up the ass.
2007: Wiggers

Vocalist M Faggows Makes the noise when he shits really long shits

They began in 1999 when 4 fags who jack off to punk and metal decided to form some band taking hardcore punk with metal influences and volumes and screaming that sounds like you're getting fucked by a cactus. In 2001 lead guitarDist Sister Gays joined and appeared on their debut album Sounding the Seventh Cum-Shit's reissue on Hoe-piss records. Then their 2nd bassist Justin Sane who is confused as the bassist for Anti-Fag tried suicide by drinking cough syrup but was still alive, after regretting it he was in the hospital for a few months so DamNeon Cash joined. Then later Johny Christfag replaced him. The band got their name from the bible because they are christfags. They then released an album WaNking the fallen in 2003 and M shadows screamed less and he did inject some stuff in his voice box which is why he decided to sing like Axl Rose and then they sold out from metalcore to an emofag band with their album Shity of Emos in 2005. The band since 2003 dress like emos and sometimes tr00 goths and then dressed like wigger fags in 2007. In 2009, their cummer I mean drummer The Rev died. (Rest in shit) He died? ROTFFLTFOLTFOLTFOLTFOLOLOLOLMFAO HOLY FUCKING PENIS FUCKING ASSHOLE LICKING VAGINA MASTURBATING COCK RAPIST! So the band realized they weren't able to have sex with his corpse so they decided to write an album about how they can't fuck their friend's corpse and wrote an album for them and fans to jack off to the rev. The 2010 album was their biggest fail of all time. Dyke Portnoy from Dream Beaner then sold out and joined the band for the album and then left when it was done so then some kikey-looking guy named Arin Ilejay joined them. They recently released a song called Carry Cum which rips off Jewdas Priest's Gaykiller album. The song talks about how the members would carry cups to pour cum in to drink it. That's because cum is their favorite drink. For info about their future, watch the interview below.

Interview about the new album

Fanbase

A fan's reaction to haters on YouTube.
A fan's reaction to haters on YouTube.
Typical A7X fan
A7X fan's reaction to troLOLOLZ.

The fanbase consists of true metalheads, emofags, true goths, whores, people who know shit about music, fags and sluts with anger issues and all dat shit. When you expose the truth on the emo fags, the fans get butthurt and toss a huge bitch-fit about it.

War with fans

THE WRATH OF AN AIDS7X FANTARD. WARNING!!! THIS PICTURE COULD GIVE YOU AIDS DUE TO ITS ANGER
THE WRATH OF AN AIDS7X FANTARD. WARNING!!! THIS PICTURE COULD GIVE YOU AIDS DUE TO ITS ANGER
Do you have the balls to call Aids7X a metal band???
Do you have the balls to call Aids7X a metal band???
OZZY HATES GAY7X!!!!
OZZY HATES GAY7X!!!!

One day in 2010, a user on youtube named muckfetalcore joined youtube and made a video exposing the truth on Aids7x. So then since the upload of the vid, fans everyday would post rage comments at him and comment on his channel with butthurt as well on occasions even though he hasn't been on in at least a year. After he left, another internet hero named Corefuckingsucks put a raid on Aids7x's video for nightmare and so far away on youtube on december 28th 2011 aka the 2nd anniversary of the rev's death and for the whole day it was raped to death by people who expose the truth on the emo band. So many fans got butthurt as fuck.]

Successful troll is successful

Butthurt fan reactions

A7X fan behaviour when the band play their song "So Far Away"
A7X fan behaviour when the band play their song "So Far Away"

The Disease

A7X spread a disease with their music called aids, all the fans caught when listening to the shitty band's music.

Doctor proves there's a disease A7X spread

How to troll A7X fans

Rip offs

The band have ripped off Overkill, Judas Priest, Death, and many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many MOAR!

Members

M Faggows
LOL DED
  • M Faggows - Vocals (1999-present)
  • Zacky Venjizz - GuitarD (1999-present)
  • Sister Gays - GuitarD (2001-present)
  • Johny Christfag - Bass (2002-present)
  • DamNeon Cash - Bass (2001-2002)
  • Just Insane - Bass (1999-2001)
  • The Reverend Fague or The Rev - Cum drums (Rest in shit) (1999-2009)
  • Dyke Portnoy - Cum drums (2010)
  • Arin Ilegay - Cum drums (2011-present)

Discography

  • Sounding the Seventh Cum-Shit - 2001
  • Wanking the Fallen - 2003
  • Shitty of Emos - 2005
  • Avenged SeMenfold (A New Level of Aids: Making Music With Semen) - 2007
  • Dykemare - 2010
  • Upcoming Album (They say it's likely to be called "We Are Emos")

Gallery


See Also

External Links

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