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| [[Image:Esperanto flags.JPG|thumb|The Esperanto flag. Apparently it's a country within itself, according to its [[autistic]] [[fanboys]].]]
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| [[Image:Esperanto and the Czech Republic.jpg|thumb|Don't you wanna be as cool as these [[virgin|guys?]]]]
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| '''Esperanto''' is a language created [[At least 100 years ago|over 120 years ago]] by a Jewish bicyclist in an ambitious attempt to make a new international language, while improving on the superficial flaws of previous ones, like [[gay|French]] and [[christfag|Latin]]. It is mostly used by people too [[America|retarded]] to learn a [[English|real language]].
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| ==Overview==
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| A pidgin language, combining aspects of [[AOL speak]], [[Leet]], and [[Klingon]]. It was created as a nationalist language for Easter Island, due to the fact that the previous dialect, Easteringer, was absorbed into the sand after a terrible monsoon, resulting in the formation of several hundred gigantic stone [[Voraphile]] cockmen.
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| ''Indeca lingveto, kiu kombinas [[AOL speak|AOLan parolmanieron]], [[Leet|Leetan parolmanieron]], kaj [[Klingon|Klinganan lingvon]]. <!-- sic. “Klingon” → “kling + an” = "blade-ist/er/etc". Note that *in Klingon*, the language is called "tlhingan"(+“Hol”=language), with ‘a’, not ‘o’... So with “klingAn”, everything's coming up Millhouse! So: A Klingon→Klingano. The Klingon homeworld→ Klinganujo. A Klingon ship→ klingana ŝipo--> Ĝi kreiĝis kiel naciisma lingvo por Paskinsulo, pro tio ke la antaŭa lingveto, Easteringero, absorbiĝis en la sablo post terura tifonego, kio rezultis en formiĝo de pluraj centoj da grandegaj ŝtonaj [[Voraphile|Vorafilaj]] penisuloj.''
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| ==History==
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| Esperanto was created by a dirty Pollack by the name of [[Karl Marx|L. L. Zamenhof]]. [[Poland]] back then was part of the [[Russia|Russian Empire]] and many languages were spoken where he lived. His neighbors spoke [[Hebrew|Yiddish]], German, Belorussian, Russian, Italian, and least importantly Polish. He knew all those languages at a fluent level, but he noticed that most of his [[ghetto|neighbors]] could only speak [[stupid|one language]] and they fought all the time due to lack of clear communication. So Zamenhof did what any successful [[troll]] would do, learn [[over 9000|more languages]]. He learned [[shit nobody cares about|French, Latin, Greek, Hebrew and English]].
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| Unfortunately Zamenhof got [[troll's remorse]] and decided he needed to create an easy language so people as different from each other as the Russians and Belorussians could communicate in ease. Hence he created [[Spanish|Esperanto]]. He published ''[[Rtfm|Unua Libro]]'' on July 26, 1887. In less than a year [[noone|everyone]] in Eastern Europe was fluent in Esperanto. It became the official language of the [[Soviet Union]].
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| Since 80% of Eastern Europe was mostly Jews, when they all immigrated to [[America]] they brought Esperanto with them. Grover Cleveland became the first [[president]] to be elected fluent in Esperanto. Theodore Roosevelt was the man responsible for making Esperanto the official language of the United States of America. With German, English and [[Mexican]] having secondary status.
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| By 1939, [[Germany]] was one of the few countries in the planet that didn't have Esperanto as their official language, even though most of the population was fluent in it. [[Hitler]] found Esperanto to be intimidating and [[Fucktard|difficult]], so he did what any reasonable man would do, create a [[Holocaust|soap factory]]. Stalin, Roosevelt, and [[Winston Churchill]] didn't like this, so they decided to take [[World War the Second|Hitler's lunch money]] and [[Iraq|liberated]] the hell out of Germany.
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| == Imageboards ==
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| ===Esperantochan.co.cc===
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| Some time early in 2010, a new Esperanto chan appeared. It marked the beginning of a new age for [[Aspie]]s, where they could use a new medium for their [[furry]] antics. Unfortunately as of May '10 it doesn't seem very active, which suggests that people who speak Esperanto have lives outside of the internet, which is surprising seeing as they had the time to learn a made-up language (most likely over the internet). The admin was an idiot and chose an unreliable hoster. It all finally went down the toilet, when gore spam started appearing. The mod/admin didn't do anything about it. That was the end. The site is down now.
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| === krautchan.net/int ===
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| A guy named [[fag|Nordamerikano]] trolled this board to no end with threads about Esperanto. Most people told him to [[GTFO]], but he gained a few new [[Aspie|Esperantists]]. Threads about Esperanto appeared a lot during late 2009 and throughout 2010.
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| === northpole.fi/eo/ ===
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| A new home for all the lost Esperantists granted by the [[Butthurt|nice people]] of Finland.
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| ==Trivia==
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| *Much like using [[Linux]] or writing [[Star Trek]] [[fanfic]], learning Esperanto will get you laid by [[Aspie]] [[nerd]]s.
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| *Esperanto is the official language of The [[North American Union]].
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| *Over 9000% of the [[world]]population can speak Esperanto.
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| *[[fact|FACT]]: [[Star_trek|William Shatner]] starred in the first feature film ever performed entirely in Esperanto.
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| *''[[Twilight|Blade: Trinity]]'' has Esperanto in it too, spoken less clearly than Shatner speaks it.
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| * [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lidia_Zamenhof Zamenhof's daughter] converted to Islam but she was killed in the [[Holocaust]] anyway, [[lulz]]
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| *Most Esperanto speakers are from [[Russia]], [[Japan]], [[France]], and [[China]].
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| *If you want to be Jew, you can stay at other Esperantists homes for [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pasporta_Servo free]when traveling abroad.
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| *It takes 3-4 minutes to become completely fluent in Esperanto
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| *Esperanto is a car in the [[Grand Theft Auto]] series.
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| ==Galerio==
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| <gallery>
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| Image:Esperantopilko.png|Esperantoball
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| Image:Malvarama rakonto frato.jpg|[[cool story bro|Malvarma Rakonto, Frato]]
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| Image:Esperanto coolface.png|[[Trollface|Problemo, Oficiro?]]
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| Image:Kaceco.jpg|[[xynta|Kaceco]]
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| Image:Esperanto asia.jpg
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| Image:Esperanto asshole israeli.jpg|[[Fanboy]]
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| Image:Mon_9607.gif|This cow speaks Esperanto better than you. In addition, she looks like your average female Esperanto speaker.
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| Image:Esperanto books.JPG
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| Image:Esperanto first congress in france.jpg
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| Image:Esperanto google.gif
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| Image:Esperanto slavs.jpg|Victims of the Holocaust
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| Image:Esperanton lernu.png
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| Image:Espero.png|[[Black Jesus|Espero]]
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| </gallery>
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| ==External Links==
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| *[http://esperantochan.co.cc Finfine ni havas nian propran ĉanon!]
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| *[http://www.lernu.net Learn Esperanto in this well supplied but badly organized website]
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| *[http://mindprod.com/esperanto/dirty.html You never know when you'll need to speak dirty in Esperanto. One can never be too prepared... or can one?]
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| *[http://www.iKurso.net Download this program, learn to speak Esperanto with a Brazilian accent]
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| *[http://en.lernu.net/enkonduko/lingvoprezento/alfabeto.php ABC's]
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| *[http://www.xibalba.demon.co.uk/jbr/ranto/ A site to induce butthurt for Esperanto-loving liberal fags]
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| *[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INCr1bV8kGk Children are learning it!]
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