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Ashley Van Haeften (aka Fæ) is a disgraced Wikipedia sysop, and notorious Wikipedia sockmaster, who also happens to be ~~the chairman of~~ a member of Wikimedia UK's Board of Trustees.

Fæ was banned by ArbCom and surrendered his sysop privileges after ArbCom found him to be overly hostile and overly insistent on including a pornographic link to a biography of a living person. After resigning his sysop bit under a cloud and being banned from Jimbo Wales' talkpage, Fæ resigned as chairperson of Wikimedia UK after the old media got hold of some of Fæ's kinky porn uploads.

Wikipedia sins

	“	Sometimes Wikipedia's best contributors can also be its worst. This year's highest profile troublemaker was a Wikimedia UK board member (User:Fæ) whose behavior (including alleged legal threats against fellow editors and a semi-nude picture scandal) on Wikipedia and photo hub Wikipedia Commons became the subject of considerable controversy. In the end, Fæ was blocked from editing Wikipedia — but not from Commons, where he's active to this day.	„
	—Mashable.com, Identifying the real troublemaker

Flickr washing

Fae got to know the salty, semen-like taste of irony when, after Flickr-washing over 9000 images stolen from various places on the internet, Fae himself suffered uploader's remorse and deleted several pictures of himself in various bondage scenes from Commons, but is now upset that the images are hosted here.

Fae's kinky uploads

ArbCom ban

Fae was found to be overly hostile, openly hurling accusations of homophobia at anyone who dared criticize his additions of pornographic material and links to biographies of living people. Fae was so nasty, that he was banned from Jimmy Wales' talkpage after an argument turned sour, like Fae's old snatch. It also turned out that Fae had more socks than Sears.

Sockpuppetry

Sockpuppetry being one of Wikipedia's many high crimes, it came to light during the ArbCom case that Fae had at least 100 sockpuppets. One of his many socks, "Ash", was notable for expanding the Wikipedia article "List of gay bathhouse regulars" (archive). Anyone who happens upon his vomit-inducing, kinky porn uploads and so much as dares to complain about their melting eyes will typically receive copious accusations of homophobia from a shocked & appalled Ash / Fæ. He also promoted his husband by creating a Wikipedia article for him. At the Wikipedia Review, Fæ was busted for plagiarism. His refusal to disclose accounts he had previously used resulted in him being banned by Arbcom. Despite all this, Fae was appointed as the head cheese at WMUK. Remember that the next time you donate to Wikipedia.

Fae and this article

Fae loves the existence of this article, because it is something he can point to as proof that he is a victim of homophobia, completely overlooking the fact that this article only exposes his own actions, and that most ED staff are fags.

“	Hello "Badmachine", do you have anything to say about the attack page off-wiki that you are actively maintaining about me, where you label me as a faggot? --Fæ (talk) 23:00, 13 December 2012 (UTC)	„
—Fae, lying through his British teeth

Deleted Article

Because Wikipedia is not censored, Fæ's Wikipedian followers deleted and locked his article, claiming that it was an "attack article". Was it an attack article? A screenshot of the article before it was deleted is embedded below. You decide.

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-{{squote|1=Hello "Badmachine", do you have anything to say about the attack page off-wiki that you are actively maintaining about me, where you label me as a faggot? --Fæ (talk) 23:00, 13 December 2012 (UTC)|2=[http://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?title=Commons%3ADeletion_requests%2FFile%3AGay_Pride_London_1991.jpg&diff=84960345&oldid=84960086]}}
 Fae loves the existence of this article, because it is something he can point to as proof that he is a victim of homophobia, completely overlooking the fact that this article only exposes his own actions, and that most ED staff are fags.
+{{squote|1=Hello "Badmachine", do you have anything to say about the attack page off-wiki that you are actively maintaining about me, where you label me as a faggot? --Fæ (talk) 23:00, 13 December 2012 (UTC)|2=[http://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?title=Commons%3ADeletion_requests%2FFile%3AGay_Pride_London_1991.jpg&diff=84960345&oldid=84960086 Fae]|3=[[Special:Contributions/Hipcrime|lying through his British teeth]]}}
 ==Deleted Article==

Featured article August 5 & 6, 2012
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