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| {{quote|I'm really sick of it guys and I have feelings too, please stop.|Oh, you're going to love this...}}
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| [[File:lilypi.jpg|thumb|right|Absolutely disgusting]]
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| [[Image:Lilybegging.png|thumb|right|If you don't feel like reading the entire article, this one screencap [[Money|pretty much explains]] LilyPichu's time on the internet.]]
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| '''Lilypichu''' ([[powerword|powerword:]] '''[[Yuri]] [[Kim Jong Il|Kim]]''') is a repugnant [[Asian]] camwhore whose main source of income is exploiting [[ronery]] weeaboos on [[a/|/a/]] by e-begging for manga and plushies to expand her ever-growing hoard. As a [[YouTube]] partner, she produces a series of anime-related voice-overs that would leave any sane member of society pondering how anyone could find them enjoyable. Sadly, this does not hold true for the thousands of weeaboos on the internet that she gets off on scamming, typically on the basis that her parents dislike her (as she is 21 and remains living at home).
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| ==The Korean War==
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| [[Image:Lilydmca.png|thumb|right|[[Don't feed the trolls|Lily demonstrating an appropriate response to trolling]].]]
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| [[Image:Lilyfacebookrage2.png|thumb|right|[[No|Is it possible to get the police involved?]]]]
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| The place is YouTbe, 2011. The [[NCF]] is beginning an internet-wide crusade against [[bronies]]. The trolls' weapon of choice at this time was false [[DMCA]] claims against the YouTube videos of prominent bronies. Eventually, our humble [[trolls|lulzmongers]] stumbled upon a minorly popular YouTuber by the name of [http://www.youtube.com/user/Nyanners Nyanners]. Calling a [[circlejerk|council of war]], the NCF quickly identified Nyanners as a weeaboo [[attention whore]] and one of the hated [[channers]]. Nyanners' channel was quickly brought down by the DMCA-hammer, and the anguished cries of weeaboos could be heard across YouTube. In the sea of [[flames]] directed at the NCF, one stood out: a complaint on the Google Help forums by a user named "ririki". The Crook Force quickly identified this user as another "[[shit|amateur]] voice actress" by the name of LilyPichu. Retaliation would be swift and brutal.
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| Never expecting to have to be concerned about [[GNAA|lulz-starved black homosexuals]], LilyPichu made the unfortunate mistake of using the same name for everything for about a decade. The trolls quickly found an email account that was linked to a name and cellphone number in [[New Jersey]]. The following call was all the confirmation the NCF needed:
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| LilyPichu had been [[Dox|doxed]]. With her IRL contact information leaked to thousands of sex-starved 4chan nerds and her overbite now visible to the entire [[tubes]], Lily staged a fighting retreat, backed by countless [[white knights]] and police threats.
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| ==IRC==
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| In addition to a wide collection of voiced-over stolen anime, Lily owns and operates a [irc://irc.rizon.net/lilies channel] on weeb-hub [[Rizon]] that is a common target for [[dongforce]] floods and abuse, particularly from Lily's <nowiki>#1</nowiki> fan [[User:DrSerbia|mc]].
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| ===[[Good job opers]]===
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| Unnerved by her previous internet [[pwnd|misadventures]], Lily has likewise surrounded herself with [[Retards|untrollable computer experts]]. See for yourself:
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| [19:47] * Salt sets ban on *!~lol@*.44729DF4.74435B0F.IP
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| [19:47] * You have been kicked from #lilies by Salt (radek_jones)
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| [19:48] * Now talking on #lilies
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| [19:48] * Topic for #lilies is: ★ Lilies, where everyone can be a little girl! ★ Rules: http://pastebin.com/mDuGUrCL ★ RaidCall: 5441804 ★ Spidey78 is SOPA ★
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| [19:48] * Salt sets ban on *!~bismillah@*.44729DF4.74435B0F.IP
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| [19:48] * You have been kicked from #lilies by Salt (radek_jones)
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| [21:23] * Slat sets ban on *!*@hackforjes.us
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| [21:23] <AnnaChii> AWWWW LILY
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| [21:23] * You have been kicked from #Shurelily by Slat (Slat)
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| [21:25] * Now talking on #Shurelily
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| [21:25] * Topic for #Shurelily is: The topic for #Shurelily is: Todays Show: BAAILEVEN BROER | Ask Shu or Lily a question! http://www.formspring.me/shurelily | Website: http://www.shurelily.com | Tetris No Naku Koro Ni upon request | Order Pizza for greater Baylife | Updated channel rules here: http://pastebin.com/6NEXFN2H
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| [21:25] * Topic for #Shurelily set by MajoBernkastel at Wed Apr 25 09:09:00 2012
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| [21:25] <AnnaChii> o.o
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| [21:25] <DrSerbia> hi
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| [21:25] <DrSerbia> sorry about whatever
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| [21:25] <Wazuki> welcome back
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| [21:25] <DrSerbia> my mistake, obviously
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| [21:25] <AnnaChii> .
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| [21:25] * Slat sets ban on #shurelily!*@*
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| [21:25] * Slat sets ban on +b!*@*
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| [21:25] * Slat sets ban on *!*@synIRC-3E64F66B.dyn.everestkc.net
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| [21:25] <Slat> oops
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| [21:25] <Shurelya> why ban = (
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| [21:25] <Wazuki> lol
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| [21:26] <DrSerbia> yeah
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| [21:26] * #Shurelily :You are banned (#Shurelily)
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| [21:26] <Wazuki> i don't even
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| [21:26] <DrSerbia> what's the problem?
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| [21:26] * #Shurelily :You are banned (#Shurelily)
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| [21:26] <Shurelya> can you not ban
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| [21:26] <CanadaAotS> He should've been banned ages ago
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| [21:26] <Tag_Dog> hi shu
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| [21:26] <Jekiru> hi shu
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| [21:26] <Wazuki> DrSerbia is an upstanding citizen
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| [21:26] <Tag_Dog> lol
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| [21:26] <DrSerbia> true
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| [21:26] * #Shurelily :You are banned (#Shurelily)
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| [21:26] <Tag_Dog> my ass
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| [21:26] <AnnaChii> Shuuuu
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| [21:26] <AnnaChii> >.<
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| [21:26] <CanadaAotS> Does synirc have rules about ban evasion?
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| [21:27] <CanadaAotS> Pretty sure if you catch him ban evading
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| [21:27] * Slat removes ban on *!*@synIRC-3E64F66B.dyn.everestkc.net
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| [21:27] <CanadaAotS> You tell an IRCOp
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| [21:27] * Shurelya removes ban on +b!*@*
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| [21:27] * Shurelya removes ban on #shurelily!*@*
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| [21:27] * Shurelya removes ban on *!*@hackforjes.us
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| [21:27] <CanadaAotS> and he's k-lined
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| [21:27] <CanadaAotS> from the server
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| [21:27] <SaberMami> he didnt do anythign wrong
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| [21:27] <Shurelya> no need to ban
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| [21:27] <CanadaAotS> ¯\_(?)_/¯
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| [21:27] <CanadaAotS> Just putting the information out there
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| [21:27] <Wazuki> Shurelya you ready in game yet bro?
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| [21:27] <DrSerbia> thanks, sabermami and shurelya
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| [21:27] <Shurelya> np.
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| [21:27] <Tag_Dog> slat
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| [21:28] <DrSerbia> I haven't had the pleasure of conversing with either of you yet
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| [21:28] <Tag_Dog> this is an abuse of power
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| [21:28] <DrSerbia> but I don't think I did anything wrong either
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| [21:28] <Tag_Dog> you just have to global ignore him
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| [21:28] <DrSerbia> but don't get mad at slat
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| [21:28] * Slat has quit (Quit: KVIrc 4.0.4 Insomnia http://www.kvirc.net/)
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| [21:28] <DrSerbia> I seriously doubt he's acting maliciously
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| [21:28] <DrSerbia> [21:28] * Slat has quit (Quit: KVIrc 4.0.4 Insomnia http://www.kvirc.net/)
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| [21:28] <DrSerbia> can you guys say "meltdown"?
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| [19:51] * Spidey78 sets ban on *!~malik-sha@*.44729DF4.74435B0F.IP
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| [19:51] * You have been kicked from #lilies by Spidey78 (malik_shabaaz)
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| [19:51] * Now talking on #lilies
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| [19:51] * Topic for #lilies is: ★ Lilies, where everyone can be a little girl! ★ Rules: http://pastebin.com/mDuGUrCL ★ RaidCall: 5441804 ★ Spidey78 is SOPA ★
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| [19:51] * Salt has quit (Quit: Gata goto choo choo tetsumusu~)
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| [19:52] <Kwelity_yuki> fff
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| [19:52] * Rizon gives channel operator status to Salt
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| [19:52] * Spidey78 sets ban on *!~lrn2ircfa@*.44729DF4.74435B0F.IP
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| [19:52] * You have been kicked from #lilies by Spidey78 (rigsby)
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| [19:53] * Now talking on #lilies
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| [17:05] <AnnaChii> but i had to go there
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| [17:05] <Diplo> WHENEVER HE WALKS IN A ROOM
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| [17:05] <AnnaChii> they gave me meds
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| [17:05] * DarkDesu hugs AnnaChii.
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| [17:05] <AnnaChii> it wasnt like
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| [17:05] <AnnaChii> a huge ewmrgency
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| [17:05] <AnnaChii> but like
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| [17:05] <Pomf> Dark...
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| [17:05] <AnnaChii> past few nights
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| [17:05] <Pomf> What..
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| [17:05] <Pomf> are..
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| [17:05] <AnnaChii> ive been hurting myself
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| [19:53] * Salt sets ban on *!~samlong@*.44729DF4.74435B0F.IP
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| [19:53] * You have been kicked from #lilies by Salt (lrn_2_irc)
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| ===#lilies after dark===
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| (04:49) Lilypichu: can i hentai moan for u
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| (04:49) * Lilypichu curls.
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| ==The [[League of Legends|League of Losers]]==
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| ===Foreverpandering===
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| [[Image:Foreverpandering.jpg|thumb|right|Pulling mad bitches.]]
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| As is required of any [[srs|serious]] YouTube attention whore, Lily has certain favorite [[beta|boy toys]]. One of these is Foreverpandering, ([http://www.youtube.com/user/kenashcorp Ken Ashcrop] IRL). A [[furry]] and [[V/|/v/irgin]], Ken is just the type to put a good deal of time and effort into scoring some [[no|sweet]] e-celebrity poon. In fact, he's dedicated multiple videos to attempts to [[unrealistic expectations|win Lily's heart]]:
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| No doubt experiencing a combination of amusement and nausea from the near-constant back and forth between Ken and Lily at the time, one [[faggot|YouTube detective]] produced a video documenting Foreverpandering fawning over Lily and exchanging videos that meant nothing to anyone but them. Amazingly, this evidence has survived the brutal flagging campaigns waged by enraged neckbeards:
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| [[Image:Dyrus.jpg|thumb|right|Ready to demolish any pussy that comes near him.]]
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| Competing with [[South Park|Kenny]] and a smattering of other dipshits is Dyrus (Powerword: '''Marcus Hill'''), a [[Virgin|man who "played league of legends for a living"]]. Trading comments and videos in a similar fashion to Pandering, it should be made clear to everyone that Dyrus and Lily are NOT in a relationship or even ''friends'', for that matter.
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| [[Image:Spideydick.jpg|thumb|right|To be fair, this guy's penis is probably the most Asian out of all of them.]]
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| Spidey (Powerword: [https://www.facebook.com/norok.dovahkiin Aman Zargarpur]) is an [[Arab|oper]] on Lily's IRC channel and member of the exclusive [[TSA]] terrorist watch list. Not quite as [[lame|e-famous]] as Pandering or Dyrus, Spidey is frequently trying to [[fuck|chat up]] Lily on [[Skype]]. However (perhaps in recognition of his lesser stature), Aman has become [[pathetic|desperate]] for love. So desperate, in fact, that he has resorted to sending out photos of his [[dick|Hamas rocket]] to any [[Brittany Holechko|troll]] willing to give him 5 minutes of attention.
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| {{quote|[11/24/2012 1:57:47 AM] Good Guy Spidey: oh cool, so you're gonna be in the city anyway?
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| [11/24/2012 1:57:50 AM] lilypichu: yeah lol<br>
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| [11/24/2012 1:57:55 AM] Good Guy Spidey: You can leave to go do whatever, that's fine<br>
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| [11/24/2012 1:58:50 AM] Good Guy Spidey: What kinda plans you got?<br>
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| [11/24/2012 1:58:55 AM] Good Guy Spidey: Gonna go get drunku~?|How has he not gotten any yet?}}
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| {{quote|[11/24/2012 2:04:22 AM] Good Guy Spidey: I'll stuff you so full of kebab
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| [11/24/2012 2:04:25 AM] Good Guy Spidey: you wont have room for his food|Spidey's idea of pickup lines}}
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| {{quote|[12:22:01 AM] Good Guy Spidey: can you make me a video of your plushies having naked puppet sex and give it sound effects? :D|[[Plushophile|Plushies having naked puppet sex]]}}
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| Soon after discovering this page Spidey did what any good [[faggot|friend]] would do, and made some [[Special:Contributions/Spidey78|constructive edits]]. He replaced the first, rather [[fugly|unflattering]] image of Ms. Kim with a substantially smaller [[Fat Girl Angle Shot|angle shot]]. He then took to mocking any typos he could find in the article, quickly [[Nice try|causing EDiots far and wide to immediately stop laughing at his tiny wanker]], and start laughing at those pathetic, non dick-showing folks who added one too many letters. Considering he was only here to [[White knight|improve this article]], one is left to wonder [[Liar|why]] he left those atrocious grammatical errors untouched.
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| {{quote|[2:18:26 AM] Good Guy Spidey: oh my god IHM, I don't know if you added this or if I just missed it the first time
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| [2:18:32 AM] Good Guy Spidey: but the "too" should be "to"<br>
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| [2:18:36 AM] Good Guy Spidey: honestly, basic grammar|HAHAHA @ ED!}}
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| [12:15:14 AM] Lily: naked puppet sex|Lily discussing the merits of a dramatic production}}|border=blue|background=white}}</center>
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| Image:Lilyytcomments2.png|<s>No you can't see my face</s> [[HAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS]]||
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| Image:Lilypichu2.jpg|Five dorra make you horra
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| Image:Lilygloves.jpg|Straight outta [[Hot Topic]]
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| Image:Lilyfamily.jpg|The Dear Leader holds a strategy conference.
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| Image:Lilyfamilybbq.png|Obligatory [[BBQ]]
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| Image:Lilyandtherepublicans.png|[[Republicans]]: taking on North Koreans wherever they strike
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| Image:Lilyfacebookrage1.png|Responding to the NCF, part 1.
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| Image:Lilyfacebookrage3.png|Responding to the NCF, part 2.
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| Image:Lilyfacebookrage4.png|Part the third
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| Image:Yuriinfo.png|Confirmation
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| Image:Lilyytcomments1.png|Running scared
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| Image:Lilyytrage.png|How dare you call me out for losing it in public?
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| Image:Lilyytchannelcomments.png|"Hang in there, Lily!"
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| Image:Lilybloggin.png
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| Image:Lilycrayons.png|All the retard jokes we've made aside, she '''[[lolwut|ate fucking crayons]]'''.
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| Image:Lilydream.png|Musings fuck a fucked-up mind.
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| Image:Lilyreality.png|Lily comes to a realization...
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| Image:Lilyhaters.png
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| Image:Lilyhitting.png|They say parenting styles make all the difference...
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| Image:Lilylol.png|Games are [[serious business]].
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| Image:Lilymeltdown.png|[[BLACK_MAN|Meltdown in progress]].
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| Image:Lilyreport.png|Where was this attitude during the relentless flagging of troll videos and comments?
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| Image:Lilyrestaurant.png|Lily taking charge at the family business.
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| Image:Lilyteacher.png|[[Paul Ryan|Rage against the machine]].
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| ==See Also==
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| *[[Cirno]] - A friend
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| {{yt|LilyPichu}}
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| {{Timeline|Featured article January 29th and 30th, 2013|[[Jolene JRyda]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Ahuviya Harel]]}}
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