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| {{quote|"Congrats on your awesome new game, Sony. I'm positively thrilled to see such unyielding dedication to creating a new generation of fat-hating, heteronormative assholes." |[[Shakesville|Melissa McEwan]], (former blogger for the John Edwards presidential campaign [[lol]]) demonstrating why [[feminist|sarcastic fat girls]] don't go to the prom.|
| | THIS SITE SUCKS! GO TO [http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com UNCYCLOPEDIA]! IT'S MUCH FUCKIN' BETTER THERE! |
| [http://shakespearessister.blogspot.com/2008/07/fat-princess-update.html]}} | |
| [[image:Fat princess logo1.jpg|right|thumb|Performance Art depicting [[Americunt|American]] influence on Global Society.]]
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| [[image:Fat Princess Panties.jpg|right|thumb|NEXT-GEN GRAFIX!]]
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| Sony Entertainment, ruler of evil-doer Korea, let slip during the last E3 that it was developing a new game clearly marketed to the fetishist demographic.
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| She's Fat Princess, the star of Sony's upcoming video game of the same name. Debuting at [[last Thursday]]'s E3 expo, the colorful ''Fat Princess'' is a capture-the-flag game with a twist: you can thwart [[rape|capture]] attempts by locking the [[pro-ana|once-thin]] princess in a [[BDSM|dungeon]] and stuffing her full of cake, thereby increasing her girth and making her [[Your resistance only makes my penis harder!|harder]] for your enemies to haul back to home base. [[WTF]]?!
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| There are other unique, fun, and interesting gaming elements to it, but [[shit nobody cares about|nobody gives a shit.]]
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| ==Fat Princess and the Internet==
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| Just like anything else in the modern world, Feminists everywhere are up in arms with butthurt over ''[[your mom|Fat Princess]]'' and have spewed their penis-hating blather onto the internet, complete with half-assed attempts at pretending to be smart enough to operate a keyboard. It's a rare occurrence that you can make one of the sweating, heaving, mounds of flesh put down the fucking fork long enough to make protesting noises. E-scientists have put forward a theory on why [[feminists]], who by definition are fat, are blasting a game starring a fat chick.
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| {{quote|"They're just being pissy cuz(sic) they're not the ones in the dungeon getting to eat all that cake. You know they want it." |KiriDomo, stating the fuck-obvious.|
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| [http://forums.g4tv.com/message.jspa?messageID=13469794]}}
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| Another laments...
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| {{quote|"Honestly, and women used to be something of attractiveness and general utility. Now they're just whimpering bitches who have forgotten to make sammiches."|SliverGod speaks the truth|[http://forums.g4tv.com/message.jspa?messageID=13469794]}}
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| ==Downloadable Crap==
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| [[Last Thursday]] the game developers released an [[shit nobody cares about|update]] for Fat Princess which added three new classes players could dick around with and generally be a [[Sweet bro and hella jeff|useless piece of shit]]:
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| A [[macrophile|giant]], a [[13 year old boy|pirate]] and a [[13 year old boy|ninja]]. The ''Fat Princess'' forums were filled with people bawwing about the classes being broken and having to [[shit nobody cares about|wait]] to use them, but because Fat Princess is [[Elton John|old and gay]], not a shit was given that day. At any rate, the game is now fap material for [[macrophile|macrophiles]] and [[BBW|chubby chasers]].
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| ==Fetish Game==
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| [[File:Fat Princess.jpeg|thumb|Chubby-chasers are creaming their pants right now]]
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| The [[sick fuck]]s at [[BBWChan]] have a thread on this game found here.[http://anonymouse.org/cgi-bin/anon-www.cgi/http://bbw-chan.net/bbwart/res/1242.html]
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| It's only a matter of time before your games are rated D for dickgirls.
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| ==Related Articles==
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| *[[Shakesville]]
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| *[[Feminism]]
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| *[[fat]]
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| *[[BBWChan]]
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| *[[Wiscon]]
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| ==Links==
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| *[http://www.us.playstation.com/PS3/Games/Fat_Princess| Official Playstation website featuring ''Fat Princess''.]
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| *[http://shakespearessister.blogspot.com/2008/07/fat-princess-update.html McEwan's Feminist Blog] Possible lulz-mine.
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| *[http://bbw-chan.net| BBWChan]
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THIS SITE SUCKS! GO TO UNCYCLOPEDIA! IT'S MUCH FUCKIN' BETTER THERE!
