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[[Image:Gun_control_sieg.jpg|thumb|Moar like gun con[[troll|TROLL]].]] | [[Image:Gun_control_sieg.jpg|thumb|Moar like gun con[[troll|TROLL]].]] | ||
[[Image:Gun_control_works3.jpg|thumb|Typical gun control fanboys. <s>Actually [[Obama|Barrack Jewssein Mohammed]] is against gun control. [[Nice try]] though.</s> HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS]] | [[Image:Gun_control_works3.jpg|thumb|Typical gun control fanboys. <s>Actually [[Obama|Barrack Jewssein Mohammed]] is against gun control. [[Nice try]] though.</s> HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS]] | ||
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[[Image:Gun_free.gif|thumb|[[Hippy|Hippies]] put this sign in their windows to signify their desire to be [[rape]]d and murdered by [[nigger|niggers]].]] | [[Image:Gun_free.gif|thumb|[[Hippy|Hippies]] put this sign in their windows to signify their desire to be [[rape]]d and murdered by [[nigger|niggers]].]] | ||
[[Image:cops_M1.jpg|thumb|The police have come just in time with the guns you wish you had before you were [[Goofy time|raped]].]] | [[Image:cops_M1.jpg|thumb|The police have come just in time with the guns you wish you had before you were [[Goofy time|raped]].]] | ||
Gun control (or "guh control" if you're a [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqlCvsusUos nigger]) the act of | Gun control (or "guh control" if you're a [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqlCvsusUos nigger]) the act of stealing guns from citizens and giving them to [[niggers|criminals]]. It enables [[Niggers|darkies]] to overpower the white [[wimmins]] and steal your [[bike]]. Every time someone is killed by a gun, such as in the instance of the [[Virginia Tech massacre]], gun control is used as a scapegoat issue. If you own a gun, it will [[unbirth|kill your children]], even if you [[Fundie|go to church]]. Keeping guns away from your family will [[lie|solve all your problems]]. | ||
[[Image:Gun_boy.jpg|thumb|His allowance ran out, so he shoots greasy boxes [[lulz|in the park]].]] | [[Image:Gun_boy.jpg|thumb|His allowance ran out, so he shoots greasy boxes [[lulz|in the park]].]] | ||
Gun control is also the act of being able to hit whatever it is you desire to when using said gun in its intended role, and that intended role has nothing to do with being | Gun control is also the act of being able to hit whatever it is you desire to when using said gun in its intended role, and that intended role has nothing to do with being up your ass. [[Faq]]. | ||
[[White | [[White]] people on average have the best gun control skillz. [[Azns]] however are quickly catching up. [[Niggers]], and spics have virtually no gun control skillz at all, because they [[YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG|hold the fucking gun sideways]]. They use the quantity not quality principle, expending copious amounts of ammunition while shooting down everyone but their intended target before finally just beating him to death. [[Pwning]] in [[Halo]] does not mean you have good gun control skillz, that's a mouse/tiny little [[cock|joystick]] you're using moron. | ||
==Scientific Documentary regarding Gun Control== | ==Scientific Documentary regarding Gun Control== | ||
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<youtube>j_YTM_eAWnQ</youtube> | <youtube>j_YTM_eAWnQ</youtube> | ||
==History of Gun Control== | |||
Gun control was invented in 1912 by emo nigger-jew Nazi liberal fags. Once upon a time there were so many gun haters that you couldn't even walk down the street while firing shotguns into the air, but then [[old|Charlton Heston]] came along and kicked everyone's ass. Because of [[pwned|Charlton Heston]], we are now allowed to use guns on each other. [[dead|Charlton Heston]] fucking rules. [[fag|I wish he were my dad]] and bought me a bomb for Christmas. Don't you? I know bombs aren't guns, but wouldn't it be great if you had a gun that shot bombs? If only such things existed. <!-- ZOMG GRENADE LAUNCHERS --> | |||
==Future of Gun Control== | |||
* 2013: Knights of the Ku Klux Klan condemned to reeducation camps. The Republican Party is left rudderless and impotent, and ceases to protect America from its enemies. | |||
* 2017: Over 1 million Pakistanis and Chinese armed with laser printed diplomas enter the U.S. with H1b visas. They are your Entrepreneurs, your Doctors, your Experts. Americans can't afford college degrees anyway. You want a 5-cent container fucking asthma medication from Indonesia, you fucking ''go'' to the Pakistani Doctor every month and beg him for fucking ''permission'', otherwise you ''die''. If he says you gotta put up your house to pay for it, you put up your house to pay for it. '''[[Allah|Allahu fuckin' Akbar]], white trash motherfucker!'''. They got the licenses, the degrees, the fancy schmancy biological weapons, the goddamn crate of grenades their sleeper agent grandfather keeps under the stairs, you got a butter knife sharpened on a rock and a homemade white hood carefully hidden under a loose stone and a fucking ''dream''. | |||
* 2021: Finally, American white trash learns to buy drugs on the black market from [[Los Zetas]]. Armed with 500-caliber machine guns, adamantium body armor, and capable of devastating vast tracts of land with precisely aimed fondita farts, these foreigners ingratiate themselves with what remains of patriotic America by laying waste to whole cities of Asian overlords. | |||
* 2025: <s> Out of money for black-market drugs, the "native Americans" are rounded up and condemned to [[concentration camps|special reservations]]. Their story ends here... </s> The secret Asian busting [[Che Guevara|underground]] of [[Taxes|Ultimate Doom]] is founded, completely destroying the entire dictatorship with their brutal assault revolvers (Which are much more effective then any gun ever made because they are painted black and given muzzle threads) and moving on to free the world from the brutal Asian slave masters. | |||
==Who supports Gun control?== | ==Who supports Gun control?== | ||
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*[[Terrorists]] | *[[Terrorists]] | ||
*[[Socialism|Pinkos]] | *[[Socialism|Pinkos]] | ||
*The [[British]] | *The [[British]] | ||
*[[Communism|Communists]] | *[[Communism|Communists]] | ||
*[[Japan]] | *[[Japan]] | ||
*[[Anders Behring Breivik|Scandinavia]] | *[[Anders Behring Breivik|Scandinavia]] | ||
*[[Lulzkiller|People who want to save | *[[Lulzkiller|People who want to save Emos from themselves]] | ||
==Who owns guns?== | ==Who owns guns?== | ||
*[[RAGE|Rambo]] | *[[RAGE|Rambo]] | ||
*[[Army|GI Joe]] | *[[Army|GI Joe]] | ||
*[[Christians]] | *[[Christians]] | ||
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*[[George Washington]] | *[[George Washington]] | ||
*Everyone in the [[CIA]] | *Everyone in the [[CIA]] | ||
*[[Survivalist]]s | *[[Survivalist]]s | ||
*[[Holocaust|Not Jews]] | *[[Holocaust|Not Jews]] | ||
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*[[hypocrisy|The bodyguards of anti-gun politicians and activists]] | *[[hypocrisy|The bodyguards of anti-gun politicians and activists]] | ||
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[[Category:Drama-generating techniques]] | [[Category:Drama-generating techniques]] | ||
Revision as of 05:18, 23 April 2013
Gun control (or "guh control" if you're a nigger) the act of stealing guns from citizens and giving them to criminals. It enables darkies to overpower the white wimmins and steal your bike. Every time someone is killed by a gun, such as in the instance of the Virginia Tech massacre, gun control is used as a scapegoat issue. If you own a gun, it will kill your children, even if you go to church. Keeping guns away from your family will solve all your problems.
Gun control is also the act of being able to hit whatever it is you desire to when using said gun in its intended role, and that intended role has nothing to do with being up your ass. Faq.
White people on average have the best gun control skillz. Azns however are quickly catching up. Niggers, and spics have virtually no gun control skillz at all, because they hold the fucking gun sideways. They use the quantity not quality principle, expending copious amounts of ammunition while shooting down everyone but their intended target before finally just beating him to death. Pwning in Halo does not mean you have good gun control skillz, that's a mouse/tiny little joystick you're using moron.
Scientific Documentary regarding Gun Control
Don't listen to Michael Moore, this the straight dope:
History of Gun Control
Gun control was invented in 1912 by emo nigger-jew Nazi liberal fags. Once upon a time there were so many gun haters that you couldn't even walk down the street while firing shotguns into the air, but then Charlton Heston came along and kicked everyone's ass. Because of Charlton Heston, we are now allowed to use guns on each other. Charlton Heston fucking rules. I wish he were my dad and bought me a bomb for Christmas. Don't you? I know bombs aren't guns, but wouldn't it be great if you had a gun that shot bombs? If only such things existed.
Future of Gun Control
- 2013: Knights of the Ku Klux Klan condemned to reeducation camps. The Republican Party is left rudderless and impotent, and ceases to protect America from its enemies.
- 2017: Over 1 million Pakistanis and Chinese armed with laser printed diplomas enter the U.S. with H1b visas. They are your Entrepreneurs, your Doctors, your Experts. Americans can't afford college degrees anyway. You want a 5-cent container fucking asthma medication from Indonesia, you fucking go to the Pakistani Doctor every month and beg him for fucking permission, otherwise you die. If he says you gotta put up your house to pay for it, you put up your house to pay for it. Allahu fuckin' Akbar, white trash motherfucker!. They got the licenses, the degrees, the fancy schmancy biological weapons, the goddamn crate of grenades their sleeper agent grandfather keeps under the stairs, you got a butter knife sharpened on a rock and a homemade white hood carefully hidden under a loose stone and a fucking dream.
- 2021: Finally, American white trash learns to buy drugs on the black market from Los Zetas. Armed with 500-caliber machine guns, adamantium body armor, and capable of devastating vast tracts of land with precisely aimed fondita farts, these foreigners ingratiate themselves with what remains of patriotic America by laying waste to whole cities of Asian overlords.
- 2025:
Out of money for black-market drugs, the "native Americans" are rounded up and condemned to special reservations. Their story ends here...The secret Asian busting underground of Ultimate Doom is founded, completely destroying the entire dictatorship with their brutal assault revolvers (Which are much more effective then any gun ever made because they are painted black and given muzzle threads) and moving on to free the world from the brutal Asian slave masters.
Who supports Gun control?
- Nazis
- Jews (paradoxically)
- Freedom haters
- Leftarded baby killers
- Mothers for dead babies and getting robbed
- Terrorists
- Pinkos
- The British
- Communists
- Japan
- Scandinavia
- People who want to save Emos from themselves
Who owns guns?
- Rambo
- GI Joe
- Christians
- Chuck Norris
- Anonymous
- Pissed off azns
- George Washington
- Everyone in the CIA
- Survivalists
- Not Jews
- Bloods/Crips
- Los Zetas
- The bodyguards of anti-gun politicians and activists