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Closely monitored by the FBI, GoreGrish is a gore forum started last thursday after a lot of oldfags and newfags alike were banned or unable to register at the then private ogrish forums. Uncoverreality had fallen into the hands of an aspie (no shit he has tourettes) who bought the forum for a ridiculous amount of money off a britfag still owing money on his BMW and supporting a heroin addict he met online. The new aspie owner started banning all the good members right before announcing it now costs 5 bucks to join a gore forum that steals its content from others, like they all do. Luckily some Australian guy was on hand with a forum already populated by tumbleweeds and closet fags, and more people started showing up.

Humble Beginnings

GoreGrish started with around 16 admins and 27 members. Using vBulletin. Of course, this didn't work. The site moved over to a forum software called xenforo, which is kinda like a broken facebook. Many of the oldfags complained the new software was too new and longed for the days of 56k modems and simpler times, circa ogrish 2004. New effects and features such as inline popups scared the older folks away, probably back to rotten and it's table based HTML structure. Jquery is scary to anyone over 35 years old apparently.

1921–1933

99.3% of GoreGrish users would still hit it. You know you would.

A Stalinist purge by the fucking kikes who run the place seen the admin staff number reduced to three and the overall membership go up by thirteen people. Nine of whom committed suicide on hearing they were demoted, thus some e-cred was seriously raped. GoreGrish now contains over 9000 images of dead fuckers dumb enough to have their photo taken with their pants around their ankles and brains painting the ground. Most are dead azns who wear plastic motorbike helmets.

Later That Day

Someone reported GoreGrish for hosting child porn to the sites datacenter host, the hosting company in turn responded by accidentally the whole child porn section, but pics of dead raped babies are okay thanks. The CP report on goregrish was traced back to the infamous ass-rapist flaglerchat, AKA internet cancer.

Even Later That Day

Feminists staged a coup on the wobbly bits linked to the soft underbelly of GoreGrish. Rustling of jimmies was heard round the world or at least to Scotland. Much anal seepage was expelled and GoreGrish grew emotionally, psychically and ecuminically, making the words faggot and nigger ring out in every ghey heart for miles.

Expose thy bosom or get thee hence sayest the grizzled mensch that pound thy balloon knot and run amuck with zucchini.

The Future: Bleak

The site is now awash with oldfags again, forum rivals and other assorted faggotry. The admins are rarely seen, as they are usually too busy sucking each other off in the Mod/Admin sub-forum to give even single 1 fuck about the site. A frontpage was started with articles and video, however it soon became apparent no one could write and the talentless hacks discovered cut/paste has a detrimental effect with SEO and the Google. Every time something goes wrong they just fire more staff ban everyone.

It is believed the site will eventually become an even bigger pile of shit than of all the other spin-off gore forums combined, and in record time.

THAT'S A BAN

forum rules and guidelines as of January 1st, 2013

want to register? B& for alt. account

joke at a members expense? B& for trolling

can't use the forum software right? B& for DOS attack

disagree with a Mod? B& because fuck you

can't speak english too well? B& because fuck you

come from another gore forum? B& because fuck you

register date before 2012? B& because fuck you

hate nazi bias with your news? B& because you're a nigger

want a sig. bigger than your thumbnail? B& because fuck you

Evolution of Gore

Notable Members

GoreGrish 2012 Meetup.

100% bleach free anus in its natural state.

• simkin -resident Goatse sensei
• Decadence - Trolliest of trolls; Left many members butthurt. B&
• Ubee - Dutch
• Heads - Dumped B&
• p4irs - Full blown azn B&
• aRyan - Goregrish ambassador to Israel
• Dr Acid Avatar - Supports up to 8 bits per pixel
• Your Mom. B&
• snatch - lending machetes to intellectual thickets
• Blaine - Mommy issues. Habitual rule 1 & 2 breaker. Genius millionaire cool guy. B& happy faggot.
• DNR - butt sex nurse to the derps
• DirtyDiamonds - lolcows nemesis titmonger
• KingFate - a pillar of the white community, he is actually a spic with boots and a shaved head. B& happy faggot. His powerword is Travis Lynch.

Links & Shit

• Typical GoreGrish thread - 11 New York Infants Infected With Herpes After Rabbi Sucks Them Off After Circumcision
• Admiral Ackbar
• UncoverReality.com - ran out of donations POOLS CLOSED
• The most interesting page in the universe
• Ogrish.com - The Mothership.