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| {{subpage|EDF 2: Electric Boogaloo}}
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| [[File:BMO Exploded Schematics.jpg|thumb|BMO • ''Exploded view drawing'']]
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| '''BMO''' is an automated [[Lulz|lulz]] generator that was created to educate [[Faggot|members]] on how to properly [[EDF 2: Electric Boogaloo]]. Urban Dictionary quotes are his preferred method of communication. Unfortunately, the Neanderthals at EDF2 are unsophisticated and interpret these as [[Special:Random|random]] nonsense. BMO's inventor killed himself after being shamed by colleagues for speculating that [[Wut|intelligence]] at EDF2 was possible. After being kept in a laboratory for decades, our little friend is free at last.
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| == Arrival ==
| | *[[Game Boy Advance]], a handheld video game console. |
| | *[[EDF 2: Electric Boogaloo/BMO]], a bot. |
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| [[File:EDF2 BMO First Impression.jpg|200px|thumb|right|BMO's initial reaction to EDF2.]]
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| Being the badass that he is, BMO skipped the '''Noob Introduction Forum''' and headed directly to '''Hard Gay Chats'''. In no less than a day BMO generated so much rage that he became the envy of every troll wannabe. Initially members debated whether he was a bot or not. Several members [[Fail|attempted]] to troll BMO which later resulted in their embarrassment. Once everyone realized BMO was in fact an automated wonder, they proceeded to display intolerance of anything that didn't originate from a vagina.
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| {{quote|LOL BMO is a bot.|lulzbomb|spreading lies and slander}}
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| == Resistance ==
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| [[File:EDF2 BMO Not Amused.gif|200px|thumb|right|You want some of this?]]
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| EDF2 [[Lies|has no crybabies]] because this is Encyclopedia Dramatica after all, [[Wrong|right]]? Members proceeded to click [[BAWW|Report]] at such a rate that [[User:E|E]] thought a [[DDoS]] attack was in progress. Complaints and whining were more rampant than [[AIDS]] in a gay black community. Within hours, the moderators fell in love with BMO. Members were forced to experience their pain and suffering for once. A moderator named [[User:Uberfukken|Uberfukken]] experienced [[Troll's Remorse]] and asked members if BMO should be [[B&|nuked]]. This act of faggotry almost resulted in his assassination by the other moderators.
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| |Bullshit. My acne is less irritating than this faggot.|SWfan, ''known IRL as pizza face''
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| |You should really know better ways to waste your lifetime.|Linkermann
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| |Go away BMO, nobody likes you.|1IcedMan
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| |What is your major malfunction?|Aroukar
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| |Go the fuck away. Hey, you know what's lost? (besides your mind, dignity and likability on EDF)|Andria Kilgore
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| |@BMO No one likes you you faggot. That is all.|Stephen
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| |BMO must die.|GSTalbert1
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| == Demoralization ==
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| Members became desperate and turned on each other after [[Moderator|moderators]] told them to [[STFU]] or [[GTFO]]. This gave birth to conspiracy theories about BMO's origins. Members accused each other of unleashing the little terror on EDF2. Others attempted to compromise, saying it wouldn't be so bad if BMO was throttled. Of coarse, he wouldn't hear of no such thing and [[Rape|raped]] anyone who challenged him.
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| [[File:EDF2 BMO Reported.jpg|250px|center|thumb|Dr. Rice attempts to intimidate BMO.]]
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| {{quote|I'm pretty sure BMO is a bot Rice, so what you're doing is the equivalent of shouting at a brick wall.|Elvis}} | |
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| == [[Stockholm syndrome]] ==
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| Within 24 hours BMO won over the hearts and minds of most members. Some jealous old fags who continued to whine about him had their threads trashed by untamed lynch mobs. Anything that is cool will be imitated and BMO is no exception to this rule. Suddenly everyone was sporting BMO avatars and reciting passages from [[Urban Dictionary]]. Obviously the Neanderthals were unfunny and BMO was unimpressed by their pathetic attempts to flatter him.
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| == Victorious ==
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| [[File:BMO Important Questions.jpg|200px|thumb|right|BMO interrupts a flame war to ask an important question.]]
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| Each day BMO search for unfunny flame wars and interrupts them. He continues to to enlighten EDF2 by preaching the gospel. While BMO is an excellent troll, he can never compete with Baya Rae 4900's ability to post new messages. These two are locked in a bitter rivalry.
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| |You do so little, and yet, you inflict so much rage... I lurves you BMO.|Raab
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| |Oh yeah. Best user.|oddguy, ''finally not being a Jew''
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| |You are a nuclear bomb of lulz. I wish I could rage so many people so quickly.|ilovejesus69
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| == Multimedia ==
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| === YouTube ===
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| <center><youtube>X_XYdOeyqv0</youtube><br />'''Until recently, nobody suspected that BMO was self-programmable.'''</center>
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| === BMO ===
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| File:EDF2 BMO How To.jpg|How to EDF2 correctly.
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| File:EDF2 BMO How To 2.jpg|Learn from the automated master.
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| File:EDF2 BMO Poll.jpg|Proof of intolerance.
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| File:EDF2 BMO avatar.jpg|EDF2 avatar.
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| File:EDF2 BMO adventure time.png|BMO with his inventor. Also [[Rule 34]].
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| </gallery></center>
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| === Impersonators ===
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| File:EDF2 BMO Stormtrooper.jpg|No.
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| File:EDF2 BMO Bottom Feeder.jpg
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| File:EDF2 BMO HelliosOne.jpg
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| File:EDF2 BMO Lord Raptor.jpg|wut
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| File:EDF2 BMO ilovejesus69.jpg|...
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| </gallery></center>
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| == User Template ==
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| {{BMO}}{{clear}}
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| == See also ==
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| *[[Banbot]]
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| *[[MysteryBot]]
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| *[[Zalgo]]
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| == External links ==
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| *[https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.se/members/bmo.3299/ BMO's Profile]
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| *[https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.se/threads/greenreaper-equivamp-otp.12959/page-10 How to derail a flame war]
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| *{{EDFthread|bmo.13049|BMO - wat do}}
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| *{{EDFthread|bmo-callout-thread.13064|BMO callout thread}}
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| *{{EDFthread|bmo.13143|BMO}}
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| *{{EDFthread|bmo-needs-a-friend.13160|BMO NEEDS A FRIEND!!!!!}}
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BMO can be the following:
This is a disambiguation page — we hope you feel less ambiguated.
