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| '''Equality Profile Pictures''' are the latest hipster [[Facebook]] profile picture [[meme|trend]] sweeping America, that originates from a [https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10151537774028281 single photo post] made on March 25, [[2013]] by {{fb|humanrightscampaign|'''Human Rights Campaign'''}} a [[NAMBLA|gay rights group]]. This radical attempt to sway [[NORP|conservatives']] viewpoints has been successful only in the following demographics:
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| *[[13 year old boy|angsty teens]]
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| *[[Hipsters]]
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| *[[Gays]]
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| *Every facebook user (see the above)
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| And dramatically failing with these:
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| *[[Republicans]]
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| *[[Christians]]
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| *Everyone else
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| Of course, it goes with out saying that the [[Laziness|motive]] behind changing a profile pic to try and change the world (instead of actually doing something,) is a similar motive to [[Laziness|the one used]] in [[2011]] to support [[Occupy|sitting in a park for three months]] to protest the failing economy due to their lovely demographic of welfare collectors.
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| == Rise to power ==
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| The profile pictures consist of a [[gay|pink]] equal sign on a red background, and represent the desire for equality of LGBT couples who want to marry and be [[homo|normal]] people. It has been attributed to anarchism, [[Black Jesus|democratic socialism]], and [[AIDS]]. Regardless of the homosexuals' peaceful representation in the media, they, along with their comrades, are quite violent creatures. Known for their Jim Crow-esque lynchings of all who disagree, the homosexuals and their cohorts seek to destroy any and all sources of discontent for the homosexual agenda by means of [[offended|brutal torture, rape, scat smearing, and shaming]]. However, the 'peaceful' side of the homosexual agenda is also seen. This group of deviants partake in their political gains by slowly, forcibly, but surely shoving their ideologies up the proverbial rectum of the people, this is how the homosexuals have made most of their political gains.
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| == Proposed Fag Reich ==
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| Ancient prophecies speak of a complete and total homosexual uprise, which will reign for a fairly short period of time under a cunning fellow/fella/fell (/!\'''We here at ED want to appease all of those on the gender spectrum and be sure not to [[offended|offend]] anybody'''/!\) The current date set for this rise of power is approximately 2033, beginning small, yet expanding exponentially by each succeeding year.
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| == How to troll equality fags ==
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| [[File:Changing your fb profile pic equality.png|thumb|Change your profile picture to this]]
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| *Link everyone who uses the sign to this page
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| *Don't change your profile picture to the red equal sign
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| *Do change your picture, yet complain about gay marriage
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| *Post a complaint to LGBT and say the symbol is impeding your rights
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| *Unfriend anyone who uses it
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| *Mock anyone who uses the image
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| *Refer to those who follow the [[meme|trend]] as hipsters or followers
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| *[http://www.policymic.com/articles/39043/human-rights-campaign-largest-lgbt-donors-are-drone-manufacturers Point out that Human Rights Campaign's largest donors are military weapons manufacturers]
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| *Say that gay identity is a Euro-American social construction
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| *Refer to Obama as Black Jesus
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| *Delete your Facebook
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| *Post a complaint on Facebook regarding the plague of faggots and their abso-fucking-lutely retarded and poorly designed logos of faggotry.
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| *Promote said post using oodles of money granted from approved bank loans and [[NORPS]] who use the money they earned to support just causes
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| == How to troll inequality fags ==
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| *Change your profile picture to the red equal sign
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| *Complain about gay marriage <i> not </i> being legal yet
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| *Complain that [[Black Jesus]] can't have a third term, also, call the race card
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| *Register as a Democrat
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| *Don't vote, complain about Conservatives in office
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| *Like and support LGBT gains and utter failures
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| *Mock anyone who '''doesn't''' use the image
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| *Refer to everyone who '''doesn't''' use the image as rednecks, racists, and cis-scum...alternatively just call them Conservative assholes
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| *Threaten to unfriend anyone who doesn't change their profile picture to the image
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| *Post gay pornography videos on your wall and call anyone who complains an ignorant bigot
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| *Put pro-gay stickers on your shitmobile
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| *Rant all arguments no matter how false they are
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| *[http://www.nashvillescene.com/nashvillecream/archives/2013/01/22/rocketown-employee-alleges-he-was-fired-for-wearing-i-support-same-sex-marriage-t-shirt Complain to the local news for getting fired for wearing non-uniform clothing to work]
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| *Go to LGBT rallies, post and brag away you glorious faggot!
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| == Gallery ==
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| {{cg|<!--Equality Profile Pictars-->|EQUALITYSTREET|center|<gallery perrow="5">
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| File:Dicks-banned.png|Facebook's staff are obviously homophobes
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| File:Equalitygoatse.png
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| File:Marriage equality 911.jpg
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| File:Automatic Weaponry Equality profile pic.jpg|[[Guns]] make<br> ''everybody'' Equal
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| File:Lady Liberty and the Justice system equality.jpg|[[Justice]] is a slut...
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| File:Bacon equality fb profile pic.jpg|[[Bacon]]
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| File:911 equality.png|[[JEWS DID WTC]]
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| File:Mario and Luigi Equality profile pic.jpg|Not all brothers<br> are born Equal
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| File:Christfag variation on equality profile pic.jpg|This is what [[christfags]] are changing their profile pictures to.
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| File:Star Trek Equality profile pic.jpg|[[Star Trek]]
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| </gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
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| File:Equality - yeh right - back to the kitchen.jpg|[[Kitchen]]
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| File:Batman Equality.jpg|Not surprising to see [[Batman]] getting in on the act, given his love for [[shota|underage boys]] in [[fetish|tights]].
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| File:Skateboard Equality profile pi.jpg
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| File:Bert and Ernie Equality Profile picture.jpg
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| File:Not Equal Equality fb profile pic.jpg|Use this to make liberals and gays butthurt.
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| File:Keep Calm and Go Red Equality.jpg|Keep calm and [[Keep Calm and Carry On|carry on]] with this faggotry.
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| File:Vampire equality profile pic.jpg|[[Still a better love story than twilight|Still a better meme<br> than Twilight]]
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| File:Cunt Equality profile pic.png|[[Cunt]]
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| File:Bullets Equality profile pic.jpg
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| File:Equality Profile Pictures Lego.jpg
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| File:Pi equaliy profile pic.jpg
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| File:Equality profile pic dongs.png
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| File:Equality Profile Pictures Penis.png
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| File:Equality profile pic Pizza.png
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| File:Equality profile pic Pokeball from pokemon.png|[[Pokemon]]
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| File:Socialist Equality.jpg
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| File:Grumpy Cat Equality profile pic.jpg|[[Grumpy Cat]]
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| File:Triforce Equality Profile pic.jpg
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| File:Hypno Toad equality profile Pic.jpg|[[Hypnotoad]]
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| File:Mario Equality picture.jpg
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| File:Kitchen utensils Equality.jpg
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| File:Up-side-down cross equaliy profile pic.jpg
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| File:R2d2 c3po equality starwars pic.jpg
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| File:Equal-cats.png
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| File:Cats on palm tree bg equaliy.jpg
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| File:Animate Equality 3D square.gif
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| File:It's a Trap equality.jpg
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| File:BudLight Equality.jpg
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| File:Daft Punk equality.jpg
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| File:Ermagahd Equality pic from tumblr.jpg
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| File:Paula Deen and sticks-o-butter equality.jpg
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| File:Either sushi or cheeseburgers equality.jpg
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| File:WJYL - Jew - equality pic.png|[[Wyatt Mann|With Jews you lose]]...
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| File:CCCP Equality meme.png
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| File:Twinkies (RIP) Equality pic.jpg
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| File:Mlp equalityprofile pic.png
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| File:Sloth equality profile pic.jpg
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| File:Equality Profile Pictures Doctor Who.jpg
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| File:Dr Who equality TARDIS pic from tumblr.gif
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| File:Dr Who Sonic Screwdriver equalitymeme pic from tumblr.png
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| File:Edquality.jpg|[[ED]]
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| File:Changing your fb profile pic equality.png|[[Truth]]
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| File:Fursecutionequalidicks.jpg|[[furfucks|Those aren't torpedoes...]]
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| File:Meatspin-equality.gif|[[Meatspin]]
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| File:Equality Profile Pictures Make A Ruling.jpg
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| File:Equality Profile Pictures Gay Rights Are Legalized.jpg
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| File:Equality Profile Pictures Cake.jpg
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| File:Starwars stormtroopers holding hands equality.jpg
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| ==See also==
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| *[[Prop 8]]
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| *[[Facebook]]
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| *[[Gay]]
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| *[[faggot]]
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| ==External links==
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| {{KYM|memes/events/red-equal-sign|KYM's page on this meme}}
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| {{socmed}}
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| {{Timeline|Featured article March 30 & 31, [[2013]]|[[OFWGKTA]]|[[{{PAGENAME}}]]|[[The Clown Prince Rises]]}}
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| [[Category:Galleries]]
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| [[Category:Memes]]
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