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| Starkiller88 (Powerword: Byran Dunsheng See) is a sockpuppet of user Bryan Seecrets, used by autist former ([http://ms.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pengguna:Bryan_See and secretly current]) Wikipedian with a train and space fetish. When a fellow Wikipedo contradicted him on [[Shit no one cares about|a minor piece of trivia]], Starkiller88 made up an Anonymous operation and [[Writing yourself into an article|wrote an article about it]].
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| {{quote|I am going to become one of the most powerful on ED.|[[User:BDSee|BDSee]]}}
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| ==The Man==
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| [[File:Bryan See Autist.jpg|150px|thumb|left|Bryan See, before it all went horribly wrong]]Starkiller set himself apart with a body of work including many [[Criteria for Speedy Deletion|speedily deleted articles]], plagiarized articles, and self-promoting vanity articles hocking a non-existent sci-fi movie and a FPS [https://www.ohloh.net/p/apophis-game you can try at your own risk], ostensibly a prime example of a dramatician. Sadly, [[This_looks_shopped|upon closer inspection]], all of his contributions were not made for the lulz, but due to a crippling case of autism. Every one of his edits are about [[space]], [[video games]], [[Mantrain|trains]], or celebrities, indistinguishable from the interests of the average five year old. In particular, Starkiller88 held a pseudo-sexual fascination with space travel. The fact that he had nothing to contribute on the subject became abundantly clear to his fellow editors, who did their level best to keep him occupied by assigning him to bullshit improvement groups about [[Bible|children's books]]. But due to a combination of autism and a horrible comprehension of the English language, Starkiller88 continued to shit up what was already a festering pile of horse shit to begin with.
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| ==The Madness==
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| [[File:DogDildo.jpg|100px|thumb|right|The Russian probe before it's splashdown.]]
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| In 2012, the [[Russia]]ns (internationally renowned for their [[Fail|technical prowess]]) managed to get a [[Dildo|space probe]] into low Earth orbit, just short of their goal of fucking Mars. This probe, the Fobos-Grunt, plunged shortly thereafter into the ocean like so many Russian mob victims. This surprised nobody and interested two people at the most, one of whom was Starkiller. When Wikipedian [[BatteryIncluded]] added the fact that no further Fobos missions were planned, Starkiller went fucking batshit. He tried desperately to rationalize hope for a future mission, pointing to the fact that the website for the project had yet to be taken down, ignoring the fact that crashing a couple hundred million dollars of government property into the ocean might keep you from updating a webpage for a few days. Statements pointing to the contrary were ignored entirely, or read and forgotten moments later as his [[retard|imbecile]] brain strained itself to make himself the victim in the situation. Incapable of mounting a defense of his actions, he immediately went into offensive mode.
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| He decided that this was a case for Anonymous, and proceeded to make a twitter account and a shit LiveJournal clone account, in addition to the obligatory Youtube video and AnonNews posting. Surprisingly, Anonymous was too busy [[#OpRedRoll|working out their high school traumas on a couple of Ohio football players]] to help Starkiller88 get revenge on a Wikipedia bully. Despite having [[Loser|no support whatsoever]], and having done exactly nothing to further the [[Lie|Operation]], Starkiller88 decided his efforts deserved a Wikipedia page, which he proceeded to write. Being a figment of Starkiller's imagination, this article met with the same fate as many of his previous contributions, speedy deletion. During the debate, Starkiller admitted to BatteryIncluded that he had concocted the operation to get back at him. BatteryIncluded told him to [[An hero|double or triple his medication intake]], sage advice given the circumstances. Starkiller88 took it personal, possibly fearing this may look [[suicidal]]. He started vandalizing Battery's page, calling him stupid and [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:BatteryIncluded&diff=next&oldid=496170567 comparing him to a computer virus], and then pleading with same user to save his ass before engaging in serious nonsensical harassment in which he claimed a compulsion to vandalize and blamed him for infecting his computer with malware. He was banned shortly thereafter.
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| ==The Move==
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| Starkiller88, being banned from Wikipedia, defied gravity by rolling his shit uphill to the shining paragon of wit Encyclopedia Dramatica represents, as [[User:BDSee|BDSee]]. He tried his best to fit in by understanding [[ED:101]] and making that fact abundantly clear. He then shitpost a ton of Malaysian train related articles and nonsense bullshit in a sincere effort to fit in. His smoldering butthurt lasted a whole three months before it exploded in the form of a shit attack article about BatteryIncluded. The article was indistinguishable from the other unreadable crap output of [[User:BDSee|BDSee]], with the exception of suspiciously positive mentions of a Wikipedia user with a similar list of interests as [[User:BDSee|BDSee]]. It took one google search and three links to discover BDSee's past.
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| Part of his contributions to this site were some talk page entries which allow a better understanding of [[User:BDSee|BDSee]]. He seems to feel that his mortal opponent lives on a private space station in Earth orbit, laughing at [[User:BDSee|BDSee]] with his kitten by his side, but his computer was not infected. [[lolwut|He also seems to feel that a picture of another kitten posted on his talk page is a bomb made of c4.]]<br/>
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| |He claims he has a cat onboard his private space station, and it's insulting because BatteryIncluded wanted him to "get well soon", in reality, he wanted him to kill himself - that's suicide (the "kitten" he gave him is probably a bomb that would have detonated, delivering a blast that is nothing comparable to a C-4 explosive).|[[User:BDSee|BDSee]], demonstrating his tenuous grasp of reality.
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| |The reason why I am making a big deal about a kitten that BatteryIncluded gave him is because BI is simply stupid and pathetic.|[[User:BDSee|BDSee]], failing to answer a simple question without resorting to Ad hominem.
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| }}}}</center><br />
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| {{fv|uid|background-color:white;|font-weight:bold;
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| |<youtube>yAOhBBEQwE8</youtube><center>BDSee starring in his own Onion News.</center>
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| |<youtube>ZGjtyEWWZMk</youtube><center>BDSee declaring war on... something.</center>
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| ==See Also==
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| *[[Malaysia]]
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| *[[Autism]]
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| ==External Links==
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| *[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Bryan_Seecrets/Fan_Wars_%282008_film%29 User:Bryan Seecrets/Fan Wars (2008 film)]
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| *[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:Bryan_Seecrets Bryan Seecrets]
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| *The man [http://en.battlestarwiki.org/wiki/User:Starkiller sure like the nickname starkiller]
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| *[http://web3.tarc.edu.my/v1/mainweb/events/Nov11.htm See the face of madness, photo 4 under 19 November 2011]
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| *[http://translate.google.com/translate?hl=en&ie=UTF8&prev=_t&sl=auto&tl=en&u=http://www.hmetro.com.my/articles/BaktiraiOKU_wargaemas/Article Autism student Bryan See cherishing moments IRL]
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| *{{twitter|bryan_see}}
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| [[Category:Wikipedia Vandalism]]
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| [[Category:Anonymous]]
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