Face-painter

A "painted" picture. Sexy, amirite??

ZOMG FACE-PAINTING IS AWESOME!

A face-painter is an interesting sort of sick fuck that populates the MySpace of the internets. Face-painters are men who print womens' MySpace pics (nevar pr0n) and fap on them. Then they take pictures of the cum art and upload it onto MySpace. Apparently they get some sort of arousal out of this. In reality, they just have a fetish that resulted from not getting out enough. Normally (but not always) heterosexual, face-painters range in age from Pedobear targets to Pedobear's parents. Most are fat and/or have small cocks. They never network and collaborate to produce even moar art.

History

Face-painting was discovered at least 100 years ago in ancient Japan. The practice spread throughout Asia, though it is now uncommon among AZNs except IRL. In recent years, face-painting has become the favorite hobby of internet sick fucks and 13-year-old boys alike. Today, a more innocent reason for face painting is ... simply having fun.

It is a common entertainment at county fairs, large open-air markets (especially in Europe and the Americas), and other locations where children and adolescents are.

Face painting is very popular among children at theme parks, parties and festivals throughout the Western world. Though the majority of face painting is geared towards children, many teenagers and adults enjoy being painted for special events.

Face painting (aka cum tributes) can be combined with other fetishes such as using a bra, pantyhose, shoes or panties when rubbing one out.

Practice, practice, practice.

How to Spot a Face-painter

Commonly mistaken as bukkake which is usually practiced by black personz with whitewomen, face-painting is every 16-year-old girl's biggest turn-on. The face-painter usually paints solo with his chosen photo. Face-painters may meet together to share their past artwork, and to create new paintings, but rarely do two "paint" on the same photo. Chris Crocker (right) is a fan of doing this to himself since nobody would go near that tranny sack of shit.

Chris Crocker lieks to paint his face IRL.

Celebs love face painting too.

On MySpace, Facebook, Flickr you can lurk moar until you find someone with a name liek "pic blaster" or "photo-cummer". They only add women, which is funny because everybody knows there are no real women on the internet. Just kidding. There are countless girls photos that just beg to be painted. Anyone who says they cum on pics is also a face-painter. Most of them add a lot of camwhores, sluts, 16-year-old girls, traps, MILFs, and the occasional loli or piece of jailbait. While face-painters consider their art to be friendly fun, the MySpace policia think it's their business to seek out face-painters and humiliate them.. Though facing the equivalent of fursecution, face-painters have balls (unlike furries), and thus survive the constant internet humanitarian attacks directed at them.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fowd29dOyh0&feature=related

Seinfeld face-painting.

Celebrity Face-Painting

Anyone is fair game for being face-painted. In fact most female celebs, whether they may be actresses, newsbabes, newsmakers or sports stars, know they have fap fans. Face-painting a photo is just the final tribute. There was a site called Got Cum? that featured celeb cum tributes daily. Unfortunately if closed down last year.

Gallery

Gallery About missing Pics

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  Crystal Shinkle was painted.
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  MySpace: A place for face-painters.
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  IS THAT LOLI??
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  Celeb newsbabe facepainting.

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  Face painting is a great stress relief motivator.
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  Painted by a pedophile.
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  She was asking for it.
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  Even fat bitches get painted.
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  What is that woman doing out of the kitchen?!1
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  Art in its purest form.
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  GIMME MOAR
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  Face-painters are obviously desperate.
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  Painting pictures is like having an imaginary girlfriend you see OL.
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  Someone has a foot fetish.
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  A typical face-painter. What a pimp.
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  Lady J is an inexplicably popular choice.
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  Full body painting.
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  Tom Anderson is a face-painter.
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  IRL face-painting.
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  You wish!
  From WP's Facepainting article.
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  Poor Susan Boyle. Then again, that is the closest to cum she will ever get.
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  Moar Susan
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  Moar Susan
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  Moar Susan
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  Waterworld actress face painted.
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  That 70's Show "Donna"
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  they infect everything
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  I can't believe it's not cum!

See Also

• Bukkake
• Bukkake Milk
• Fap
• I Came
• Jizztini
• Cum
• Cum collector
• The Money Shot

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