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| ''For information about the Bill Waggoner Crew, see [[Bill Waggoner/BWC]]''
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| [[File:williamwaggoner.jpg|thumb|right|This man is now your savior]]
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| '''Bill Waggoner''' is a man of many trades; a freelance marketer and dedicated father by day, e-activist and final boss of the internet by night. Now, with ED being a fair entity, we have allowed Bill to sum up himself in that last sentence, but in the spirit of fairness, we feel it is our duty to inform our readers of this man's true nature.
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| [[file:waggoner_plays.jpg|thumb|right|Bill play's music in his free time.]]
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| Bill is a sad lonely man. After his first wife divorced him and took the kids, the utter devastation of his pathetic life drew him into the internet, a land that he felt would welcome him, and possibly give him a new chance at life. Repeating history, Bill fucked himself over again, mostly due to his immense child pornography addiction. Long CP binges would leave him inside for days, draining the majority of his household's funding, which was brought in by a prostitute he took in on the grounds that she would pose as his significant-other. Discovering that her pity income could not feed his perverse and addictive personality, Bill was forced to find alternative means of bringing in some extra cash. Thus began the birth of Bill Waggoner, the "spam king".
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| ==Biography==
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| [[File:WaggzFamily.jpg|250px|thumb|right|Bill Waggoner and his loving family]]
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| {{needsmoar|SPAM}}
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| ==Internet Activities a.k.a. What it's like being the final boss of the Internet==
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| [[file:waggslonghair.jpg|thumb|right|Saving the world, one spam email at a time]]
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| ===Internet Activist===
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| In a style much like [[Daniel Brandt]], Bill feels as it is his duty to rise up against [[The Google|major players]] of the internet, seemingly because they allow the sharing of information. Wagg's massive campaign to ultimately end freedom of speech began after his discovery of Google Maps, a horrid service that enables the CIA to spy on any given individual, not like they haven't been involved in such activity before the internet came along. With such services enabling doxing of those too incompetent to protect their own information, Bill entered a state of panic that his [[Torpark|Tor cave]] could be exposed, and his endless collection of child pornography with it. Thus, he began fighting Facebook and Google, because they allowed the government, or anyone for that matter, to monitor him through the profiles he created.
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| To quote the reviewjournal's [[http://www.reviewjournal.com/lvrj_home/2003/Dec-14-Sun-2003/news/22615610.html|artical]], "chances are good he has annoyed the hell out of you." Bill, starting off as a young pizza delivery boy grew into what his calls a "legit business man." This simply means that he's the guy who fills your email and skype inbox with Penis Enlargement Pill ads.
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| ===The Spam King===
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| [[File:confessionsofaspamking.jpg|thumb|right|Now on Compact Disc]]
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| Bill is the self-proclaimed "Spam King." After bailing out of his failed music endeavor, Mr. Waggoner turned to spamming as his main source of income. His operations were enabled by his creation of countless pseudonyms and his vast network of commandeered computer systems. The majority of his spam messages contained advertisements for penis enlargement pills and weight loss programs. This operation, coupled with the exploits of numerous other spammers, warranted an anti-spam petition being brought before US Congress. After being exposed by Spamhaus, he went on to claim that the people who now prevent him from spamming are "un-American" and insisted that they are a part of a broader conspiracy known as the New World Order.
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| Bill Waggoner's Spam Rap Sheet: http://www.spamhaus.org/rokso/listing.lasso?file=606
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| [[File:waggsnewteeth.jpg|thumb|left|]]
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| ===His [[BlogTalkRadio]] Show===
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| In late 2009 The Bill Waggoner Show was a well prayed upon show by 4channers. Bill, still at times, hosts his on [[BlogTalkRadio|BTR]] show but it often gets banned by BTR admins. Here, he talk about [[shit no one cares about|politics or the current economics of America.]]
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| [[Ghost]] owning Bill
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| ==See Also==
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| *[[BlogTalkRadio]]
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| *[[DebiDaly]]
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| *[[Ghost]]
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| *[[Spam]]
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| ==External Links==
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| *[http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=150511231656316 Facebook Hate Group]
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| *[http://www.billwaggonertruth.com BillWaggonerTruth.com]
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| *[http://www.myspace.com/billwaggoner MySpace]
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| *[http://www.billwaggonerblog.com/ Blog]
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| *[http://billwaggoner.blogspot.com/ Another Blog]
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| *[http://twitter.com/billwaggoner Twitter]
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Bill Waggoner has made me a lot of money.
