Bonzi b

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Bonzi_b, also known as The Lord of Chats is a user on the ED IRC network, who is known for his amazing rapping skills, and all around hard chatting. He often is protective of his sister (who has fetal alcohol syndrome), and will lose his shit and spam you if you mention the slightest negative comment towards her. Bonzi_b's dream is to be a nigger, specifically Biggie. Recently he has been doxing himself so people will fight him, so if you have the chance, go beat his ass (Though you will just find a general store), be careful, he confirmed he has an AK. He is known to have ruined multiple users by doxing them, hardchatting them into oblivion, or both. Since his mortal enemy melt isn't around anymore to harass him and his retarded sister, he has been seen blogging in #buttnerd and rapping in #ed.

An inspiration.

	“	<Nicotine> I come here to watch bonzi_b's rap lyrics	„
	—Nicotine, a perfect example of bonzi_b's eagerly expectant audience

A Sampling of Bonzi

	“	<bonzi_b> soup fags	„
	—bonzi_b, greeting his beloved IRC peers

	“	<bonzi_b> u inferior fucking rice chilkd what do u want	„
	—bonzi_b, doing what he does best

	“	<bonzi_b> one one oht fi pon dem tallowah NIGGA	„
	—bonzi_b

	“	being a wigger	„

	“	<bonzi_b> i dropped out of highschool and i smoke like 8 grams of weed a day	„
	—bonzi_b, still being a wigger

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Lyrics (With improved grammar and spelling!)

Being a true inspiration for bonzi (as well as a source for wet dreams), Biggie Smalls would be the only person bonzi would ever suck cock for (or even like) if it weren't for him getting shot to pieces like all gangstas do.

• I'm in a two seater
• Two cups and two liter
• Two bitches
• No room
• I need a new speaker
• One of them hoes
• Put the heel of a stiletto thru my tweeters
• Now it's hard to hear the trebel
• I got my cardigan disheveled
• Utter my name
• My white tee is torn
• And all covered in stains
• Straight out the gutter I just came
• My older cousin's deranged
• They locked him up in E's
• He drove my mother insane
• Now I'm a King

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• This is somethin' gangster
• We do it like the mafia
• I can't tell no secrets
• I can't show you the codes
• HM
• You call me a C-Rab
• That's your fuckin' head
• You come around my pad uninvited
• And you're fuckin' dead
• I don't know you
• But I fuckin' said
• You ain't fuckin' with me, Face, or Brazy Reds
• HUH

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• Brand new clip
• Brand new nine
• Brand new bitch
• Brand new ride
• Brand new weed
• Brand new high

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• I'm locked into the truth
• Just to keep out the lies
• see
• What's in my success
• Is my demise
• And I'll probably never make it
• But just know I tried
• I just wanna make it through tonight
• I hope everything will be alright

Dox

• Bonzi_b: 110 Monticello Avenue • Jersey City, NJ 07302
• His sister: 99 Monticello Avenue
• His parents: 321 Garfield Ave, Jersey City, NJ 07305

See also

• ED IRC
• Wigger
• The Great ED IRC War of 2013
• Nigger
• Rappers
• Bonzi Buddy - Where he got his name from.

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