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| [[Image:autismaladren.jpg|thumb|The man himself.]]
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| '''AdrenalineOn''' (aka Adren) is an aboriginal transsexual autist who also happens to be the moderator of the /pol/andcraft [[Minecraft]] server originally created to distract [[summerfag]]s from the 4chan board, /[[pol]]/. Known for being possibly the worst Minecraft [[administrator]] in existence Adren's hobbies include lying about being [[aryan]] on the internet, dyeing his hair blonde to hide his [[aboriginal]] features, coming up with ridiculous [[conspiracy theory|conspiracy theories]] about nazi [[UFO]]s, sucking jew cock, and jacking off into a [[MLP|Pinkie Pie]] plush toy. When he is not busy doing these things, he is usually huffing petrol and proceeding to go on a power-trip on his [[Minecraft]] server by banning any player who refuses to suck his dick. Due to severe butthurt caused by autism, Adren will b& anyone who challenges his views or attempts to have fun on his server. If you attempt to call him out on his bullshit or point out that the [[Nazi]]s could not have created a UFO entirely unaffected by air resistance due to violation of the laws of [[physics]] he will fly into an autismal rage and you will invariably get b&.
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| Despite claiming to be of pure [[German]] ancestry, Adren is at least 90% aboriginal due to the fact that all individuals living in [[Australia]] for over three generations possess the H34-K1383 gene causing them to lose their white European characteristics and develop a more abbo-like appearance and mental functionality. By eight generations the transformation is complete and individuals begin to exhibit the traits displayed by the natives such as intelligence levels and appearance, even showing preferences for their housing styles. He is also part [[mongoloid]] due to the fact that Germany was raped by [[slav]]s at the end of [[WWII]]. His lack of intellect can further be attributed to the fact that the chemicals found in blonde hair dye such as Dihydro-nitrogen peroxide result in a lowering of IQ by at least fifty-points according to several peer reviewed university studies. This is undisputed [[fact]].
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| ==How to Troll Adren==
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| The best way to evoke Adren's [[nerd rage]] is to disprove his conspiracy theories regarding Nazis and UFOs. This can be done by pointing out the fact that the existence of Nazi disc-shaped craft has been disproven many times, the rumour was even denied by [[Adolf Hitler]] himself who labelled those who believed in it "Gullible Jewish puppets who in no way represent the interests of our National Socialist nation." Other ways of trolling include pointing out the fact that he is an [[abbo]] and asking why the Nazis lost if they were so fucking superior. If they had UFOs and still lost doesn't that make it even [[Moar|more]] embarrassing? Also, mention [[Physics|air resistance]] for maximum lulz. When trolling Adren on his server at least [[7 proxies]] are recommended to avoid the risk being [[raped]] by a [[banhammer]].
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| ==See also==
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| *[[Minecraft]]
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| *[[Abbo]]
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| *[[Autism]]
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| *[[Internet Tough Guy]]
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| *[[Nerd Rage]]
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| ==External links==
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| * polandcraft.beastnode.net
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Revision as of 11:56, 14 October 2013
