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| '''Grass City''' is a forum run by a bunch of [[hypocrite|hypocritical]] [[dutch|Euro-trash]] [[addict|pot heads]] who love their [[banhammer|banhammerz]]. The site is populated by over 9000 [[retarded]] [[hipsters|stoners]] too high on [[drugs]] to type out any coherent sentences. Despite their registration policy that doesn't allow persons under the age of 18 to join, most of the > 100,000 posters on the site are well under the age of 18 and still live in their parents' [[basement]]. An even larger percentage of their population consist of [[wigger|wiggers]] and [[gang|gangsta]] [[niggers]]. The rest are a sprinkled assortment of [[fail|failed]] [[hippy|hippies]] and [[europeans]].
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| ==The Dutch Nazi==
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| [[Image:NOPERSONALINFOSRSBIZ.JPG|thumb|the type of ban you get when you post Hans' phone number]]
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| The owner of the site, Hans Oei, doesn't like it when people question his authority. He also doesn't like it when people post his personal info on his website, whereas [[WHOIS|it's free to find elsewhere]]. What's astounding about this guy is that he's from Holland. Holland, the most peaceful lulz-appreciative country in the world. Yet, somehow they managed to produce the largest [[Nazi]] since [[Hitler]] went the way of the [[An Hero]]. The [[rules]] of the site are so extensive that tax lawyers [[Whambulance|cry]] at the sight of them. He also added a rule lately that is essentially declaring martial law.
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| [[Image:Admin_nazi.JPG|thumb|Da mein Her, kill the Joos?]]
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| {{quote|'''I will be updating the rules at some point today. One addition is that speaking of the moderating actions of the Admins, Super Mods and Mods will not be tolerated within the forums.'''|ReformMaryJaneLaws}}
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| Get ready for the LOLocaust.
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| ==War with [[Troll Kingdom]]==
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| [[Image:Grasscity_opening_volley.JPG|thumb|screencap of Conchaga's opening statement]]
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| '''On 2 August, 2008, Conchaga declared [[war]] on the stoners with this message:'''
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| Most of you are giant [[loser|crybabies]] who don't like it when people call other people names.
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| "Increase the peace" most of you say?
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| How about, increase the [[goth|conformity]]?
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| Rhythm of Life
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| gonemadwithmary
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| IglooBuds
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| Go smoke some pole, you [[whiny]], hypocritical [[penis|pricks]].
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| Oh no! Someone who breaks laws and smokes illegal substances said a dirty word toward someone!
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| For a site that tries to increase knowledge about smoking marijuana, it's mostly a lot of literal smoke blowing.
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| Here's my synopsis of who posts on this site.
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| 1. You live with your [[parents]] and are either still in high school; or have a GED, but work in fast food... and still live with your parents.
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| 2. You don't live with your parents but you still work in fast food.
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| 3. You're a [[juggalo]] and think it's "cool" to smoke pot. (here's a hint, ICP sucks, go listen to some good music and stop trying to be on Jackass.)
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| 4. You're a really whacked-out rastafarian wannabe *cough*pedantrix420*cough*, but you just don't understand that Marley wasn't a real prophet. He was simply a good musician with an opinion, just like everyone else.
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| 5. You live in the EU. You guys are cool. I don't have a problem with most of you. This rant is aimed at most of the Americans here at the City.
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| 6. You're a long-time smoking "veteran" but you can't understand that your "hobby" is really an "addiction" and this site is "enabling" you.
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| 7. It's 2008, but you still think it's 1968.
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| Now, given the weakness of most of the above personae - that I've so succinctly described - how the [[FUCK]] do you people expect to increase knowledge about smoking [[marijuana]]!?
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| By sitting in your parent's house/dorm room hoping that you don't get caught?
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| Flipping burgers at Dick Monalds?
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| Listening to a [[rap]] group where the memebers have the names like "Shaggy" and "Dope" (sounds like a bad Scooby Doo episode, if you ask me), and posting your backyard wrestling vids on youtube?
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| Expecting the "evil" corporations to just roll over and admit that money is bad and a self-sustaining economy isn't really worth it?
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| Hoping that Jah will convince the "[[white]] [[devil]]" to turn over the keys of civilization?
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| If you adhere to any of the above statements, you're all more stoned than I thought.
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| [[Image:An_Hero_City_Commentary.JPG|thumb|Grass City an hero lulzfest!]]
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| Get off your couchlocked asses and start making headway.
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| No wonder the government doesn't take pot smokers seriously. If I were a lawmaker, I'd take one look at this site and I'd try to keep weed illegal for the rest of my life.
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| Mods/admins, if you believe in the REAL message of your site, you won't delete this thread. I just want people to read this and try to face the reality of who they are and who they should be.
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| If you can't be honest with yourself, who CAN you be honest with?
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| If you people want to respond, feel free to find me at [www.trollkingdom.com].
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| You'll find a discussion about your board -> here
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| You won't be sanctioned or whined at for speaking your mind there.
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| If any of you feel the need to PM me your response, you need to know that I will post that response here for the edification of the rest of the posters. That includes negrep messages.
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| OK, I'm done. Feel free to flame your little hearts out.
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| '''The Response'''
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| The denizens of the city went [[insane]]. Within an hour, the thread had 14 pages of [[dumbass|shitheads]] [[epic fail|trying to defeat trolls in an argument.]] A mod closed the thread, and [http://www.trollkingdom.net/forum/showthread.php?t=108610 victory was declared in the planning thread at TK.]
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| After the thread was closed, and later deleted, the now blossoming [[troll]] population spread out across the board, making many new [[friends]]. The trolls were polite, contributing members of the community, but were greeted with nothing but [[insane|batshit-insane]], [[hypocrite|hypocritical]], idiotic [[gun|attacks]] and threats of calling down the fury of [[anon]]. Too bad that tard didn't remember that /b/'s [[not your personal army|not his personal army]].
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| Eventually, the incredibly stoned [[sysop|admins]] got around to [[genocide|banning]] the [[trolls]]. Too bad they didn't [[Hitler|ban]] their [[Jews|IPs]]. It took the admins days to realize that there was such a function as IP banning, but they didn't take [[divide by zero|proxifying]] into account.
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| ==An Heroism Strikes==
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| Proving that even [[lie|happy stoners]] and hippies aren't immune to being subjected to [[An_hero|an heroes]], a family member of the Grass City poster MihoSayuri [[suicide|took his own life]]. After having caused much [[butthurt|butthurt]] to his family, he finally decided to follow in the an heroism fashion of [[smart|quitting while he was ahead]]. Seeing her brother's death as her golden opportunity for e-popularity, the poster MihoSayuri immediately started whoring for attention by starting a thread crying for halp. What she had forgotten was that she had [[baw|bawwww'd]] at her butthurt from her [[incest|incestuous]] [[necro|late brother]] only three weeks before he offed himself. Someone picked-up on her hatred and threw it back in her attention whoring face. The result was a girl caught between her hatred of her dead brother and her unending desire to be [[popular|e-popular]]. What was even more cosmically funny is that the guy only died because he screwed up his [[halp|cry for halp]] suicide attempt and skipped straight to the [[Final_solution|final solution]] suicide attempt.
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| ==External Links==
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| *[http://forum.grasscity.com/ Grass City Messageboard]
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| *[http://www.trollkingdom.net/forum/showthread.php?t=108610| TK thread about Grass City]
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| *[http://forum.grasscity.com/general/264481-my-brother-killed-himself.html/ Grass City joins the denizens of those to contribute to An Heroism]
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