Blockatiel

At your service.

Everything has its downside.

This is one cock that won't rape your eyes.

Blockatiel is a fearless warrior out to fight the horrors of internets profanity. He is the arch nemesis of Pedobear and will stop at nothing to save you from being blinded by shock images.

Unfortunately for 13 year old boys, Blockatiel is a close ally of overprotective parents and often blocks images that they do want to see, saving their young minds from visual rape.

	“	Blockatiel r beautiful burd.	„
	—Random Youtube User

Blockatiel In Action

Watch Blockatiel Block This Attention Whore.

	“	Blockatiel's work is never done. He has saved my eyes many a time. I'll never have to buy eye bleach again	„
	—BoomBoomSticks

Gallery

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  This cock is bigger anyway.
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  Technically, it's not rape if they're dead.
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  Sadly, even the omnipotent, omnipresent, and omnibenevolent sometimes even fails to save the day!
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  Totally No homo.
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  See? Everyone loves Blockatiel.
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  If only we had seen this one first.
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  They're just hugging!!!
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  Sorry, Pedobear.
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  Goatse neutralized
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  The greatest single act of justice ever committed by this great bird.
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  Safe...ish
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  Blockatiels sometimes need to work in groups in order to obscure the horrors of ghey buttsechs.
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  TITS OR GTFO
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  Even furfags can't stand up to the might of the Blockatiel!
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  "No mindrape!"
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  Blockatiel protects innocent eyes from the real world.
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  Even Blockatiel is disgusted.
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  BLOCKATIEL GIVES A FUCK
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  A CHALLENGER APPEARS

See Also

• Goatse
• Covercat
• Cock
• Cunt
• Paul Fetch
• Pain Series
• Parakeets
• Superbowl XXX
• SFW Porn

Videos of Blockatiel in Action

Blockatiel Censoring Something Disgusting

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