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[[Image:vril7.jpg|thumb|The Vril7 Saucer.]]
[[Image:autismaladren.jpg|thumb|The man himself.]]
'''AdrenalineOn''''s '''Information on the Nazi UFOs'''
'''AdrenalineOn''' (aka Adren) is an aboriginal transsexual autist who also happens to be the moderator of the /pol/andcraft [[Minecraft]] server originally created to distract [[summerfag]]s from the 4chan board, /[[pol]]/. Known for being possibly the worst Minecraft [[administrator]] in existence, Adren's hobbies include lying about being [[aryan]] on the internet, dyeing his hair blonde to hide his [[aboriginal]] features, coming up with ridiculous [[conspiracy theory|conspiracy theories]] about nazi [[UFO]]s, sucking jew cock, and jacking off into a [[MLP|Pinkie Pie]] plush toy. When he is not busy doing these things, he is usually huffing petrol and proceeding to go on a power-trip on his [[Minecraft]] server by banning any player who refuses to suck his dick. Due to severe butthurt caused by autism, Adren will b& anyone who challenges his views or attempts to have fun on his server. If you attempt to call him out on his bullshit or point out that the [[Nazi]]s could not have created a UFO entirely unaffected by air resistance due to violation of the laws of [[physics]] he will fly into an autismal rage and you will invariably get b&.


Despite claiming to be of pure [[German]] ancestry, Adren is at least 90% aboriginal due to the fact that all individuals living in [[Australia]] for over three generations possess the H34-K1383 gene causing them to lose their white European characteristics and develop a more abbo-like appearance and mental functionality. By eight generations the transformation is complete and individuals begin to exhibit the traits displayed by the natives such as intelligence levels and appearance, even showing preferences for their housing styles. He is also part [[mongoloid]] due to the fact that Germany was raped by [[slav]]s at the end of [[WWII]]. His lack of intellect can further be attributed to the fact that the chemicals found in blonde hair dye such as Dihydro-nitrogen peroxide result in a lowering of IQ by at least fifty-points according to several peer reviewed university studies. This is undisputed [[fact]].
==The motor and the development of the "German" flight disks==


==How to Troll Adren==
Technical details of the strength field production:
The best way to evoke Adren's [[nerd rage]] is to disprove his conspiracy theories regarding Nazis and UFOs. This can be done by pointing out the fact that the existence of Nazi disc-shaped craft has been disproven many times, the rumour was even denied by [[Adolf Hitler]] himself who labelled those who believed in it "Gullible Jewish puppets who in no way represent the interests of our National Socialist nation." Other ways of trolling include pointing out the fact that he is an [[abbo]] and asking why the Nazis lost if they were so fucking superior. If they had UFOs and still lost doesn't that make it even [[Moar|more]] embarrassing? Also, mention [[Physics|air resistance]] for maximum lulz. When trolling Adren on his server at least [[7 proxies]] are recommended to avoid the risk being [[raped]] by a [[banhammer]].


==How to Contact Adren==
The disk has two poles, between which a potential inclination is generated. The material of these two poles has free electrons at its disposal in quantities, that are bigger than all, which you can imagine. The adjustable-speed mechanism lets these electrons flow through the two strength-rings, that you see in the ship above and below. You are sufficiently familiar with the laws of the electro dynamics in order to know that one itself moving electron a magnet field generates. The enormous electron river through the strength rings therefore generates a very strong magnet field. Each magnet field, that changes in its intensity, generates an electric field, that in every moment in the same way at the amplitude, in the polarity countered and vertically to the magnet field is standing. If the two fields step into mutual resonance, a vector strength is generated.
Adren, whose real name is Phil, lives in Adelaide, [[Australia]], and can be contacted through his Skype, or playing a didgeridoo loudly into the heavens.
 
His Skype is studs.ramrod. Feel free to add him, call him a white trash [[cunt]], and ask him for shekels.
The effect of the resultant field is identical with the effect of a gravity field. If the center of the resultant field agrees with the main focus of the ship, an increase of the sluggishness or the mass of the ship happens as single effect. If however, the main focus doesn't agree with the center of the resultant field, so the ship begins to accelerate in direction on this center. Cause this system, that generates this field, a part of the ship is, this moves with the ship of course and generates a resultant field continuously, whose attraction point lies shortly before the main focus of the ship, through what this as long as is accelerated, as there is the field.
 
[[Image:naziufos.jpg|thumb|Certain models in flight]]


==See also==
==See also==
*[[Minecraft]]
*[[Nazi UFO]]
*[[Abbo]]
*[[Fourth Reich]]
*[[Autism]]
*[[Antarctica]]
*[[Internet Tough Guy]]
*[[Wunderwaffe]]
*[[Nerd Rage]]
 
*[[Australia]]
*[[DDoS]]
*[[Skiddie]]
==External links==
==External links==


* polandcraft.beastnode.net
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Revision as of 15:23, 8 November 2013

File:Vril7.jpg
The Vril7 Saucer.

AdrenalineOn's Information on the Nazi UFOs

The motor and the development of the "German" flight disks

Technical details of the strength field production:

The disk has two poles, between which a potential inclination is generated. The material of these two poles has free electrons at its disposal in quantities, that are bigger than all, which you can imagine. The adjustable-speed mechanism lets these electrons flow through the two strength-rings, that you see in the ship above and below. You are sufficiently familiar with the laws of the electro dynamics in order to know that one itself moving electron a magnet field generates. The enormous electron river through the strength rings therefore generates a very strong magnet field. Each magnet field, that changes in its intensity, generates an electric field, that in every moment in the same way at the amplitude, in the polarity countered and vertically to the magnet field is standing. If the two fields step into mutual resonance, a vector strength is generated.

The effect of the resultant field is identical with the effect of a gravity field. If the center of the resultant field agrees with the main focus of the ship, an increase of the sluggishness or the mass of the ship happens as single effect. If however, the main focus doesn't agree with the center of the resultant field, so the ship begins to accelerate in direction on this center. Cause this system, that generates this field, a part of the ship is, this moves with the ship of course and generates a resultant field continuously, whose attraction point lies shortly before the main focus of the ship, through what this as long as is accelerated, as there is the field.

File:Naziufos.jpg
Certain models in flight

See also

External links

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