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In Greek mythology, Icarus is first ever retard, the son of the master troll Daedalus.
Story
The main story told about Icarus is his attempt to escape from Crete, Gayreece by means of wings that his father constructed from feathers and wax for lulz. Like a true faggot he ignored instructions not to fly too close to the sun, melting wax which his wings were glued on with causing him to fall into the sea where he drowned. For some fucking weird reason, the Hellenic Air Force Academy is named after Icarus, who is seen as the mythical pioneer for some fucking reason.