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| [[file:auto-maintenance.gif|thumb|Typical Female engine maintainance utilising Motor Oil.]] | | #redirect [[Exhibit C]] |
| [[file:motor oil macho man.jpeg|thumb|Motor oil also makes a damn fine dentifrice]]
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| [[File:Hello Kitty motor oil.jpeg|thumb|[[Hello Kitty]] motor oil]]
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| '''Motor Oil''' is an accidental byproduct in petroleum distillation left over after the oil company makes profitable [[lube]] for dry [[glory holes]]. It lasts four years or [[over 9000]] miles before it requires changing, but only by male mechanics as women are [http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii289/bdsweeting/ATT00000.jpg anatomically incapable]. It comes in varieties like 0w20 ([[Piss]]) and 45w70 (For [[Men]]). Although it can be run in car engines it's really intended for human consumption.
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| Oil normally stays in the engine until ultimately the car is scrapped sent to [[China]] for melting down into extra-small Mongorian chastity belts but sometimes puffs blue smoke out the tailpipe like a Smurf [[holocaust]]. This fails women drivers who are unable to find or operate their dipstick.
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| <center><youtube>PFn_fVa4KaY</youtube></center>
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| ==See also==
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| *[[Cars]]
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| *[[Deepwater Horizon]]
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| {{crapstub}}
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| {{DISPLAYTITLE:Motor Oil}}
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Revision as of 23:54, 16 November 2013
