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| | I am autistic you ableist trolls! |
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| [[Image:Logo10.jpg|thumb|DENZEL'S USING A POWERBOOK SO YOU KNOW THE MOVIE IS FAKE RIGHT THERE.]]
| | Who am I? |
| [[Image:Jerkcity4607.gif]]
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| I FAIL TO SEE WHAT THE TOILET HAS TO DO WITH MY PERFORMANCE REVIHGULAHALUHALHGUALGHULAHGULAHGLAHGLAHGA SIR I AHUGLAHGLUAHGULAHGLA HGLAHGLAHGLAHG REGARDING MY SALARY HGALHALGAHLGUAHUGLAH LGAGLAHLAHGULAHLAHGLAG | |
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| WE HAVE A WITNESS THAT CAN PLACE YOUR DONG IN THE SAME NEIGHBORHOOD AS MY FACE LAST JULY 4TH.
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| WARNING ON LIGHTER: KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN. HOW THE FUCK ARE THEY SUPPOSED TO GET HIGH? I WILL HOLD THE LIGHTER FOR THEM. GROW UP AND PUT THE BONG IN YOUR MOUTH YOU GODDAMN BABY.
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| I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW A "FAGGOT" CAN ALSO MEAN A TIGHTLY-WRAPPED BUNDLE OF DICKS!!!! I MEAN STICKS. GUESS I HAD A FREUDIAN SPLURT!!! I MEAN SPLUTTERY FACE!!!! I MEAN FAGGOTY SLOBBERLGBLKGPTH.
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| SHOULD I GET ANOTHER BEER? [Y/N]
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| I SEE YOU SCANNING GAY GROUPS AND GIVING OUT YOUR WORK NUMBER ON CHANNEL #FAGGOT.
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| YOU SIMPLY MUST AGREE TO BE GAY WITH ME. I INSIST THAT WE CLIMB INTO THE DICK PIT AND DO THE JOB RIGHT. FIRST I WILL CLIMB INTO THE DUMBWAITER AND YOU WILL LOWER ME DOWN. THIS IS THE BIG TIME AND YOU ARE BLOCKING PROGRESS. I DEMAND ACCESS TO THE KINGDOM HLUAHGLUAHLUAG
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| == Translation ==
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| '''HULAGHLUA ALHUG HALHA GLHAULG HALG (BRIEF BURSTS OF DICKLICKING).'''
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| == See Also ==
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| * [[Dilbert hole]] - Made by the same guy which ended in a [[lolsuit]]
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| ==External Links==
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| *[https://www.bonequest.com/ <s>JerkCity</s> BoneQuest] - it has a new name
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| :* [http://www.jerkcity.com It's old site] is being used for something better
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| :* [https://jerkcity.wang/ Previous fork]; frozen since May 13 2018
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| {{webcomics}}
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| [[Category:Internets Phenomena]]
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| [[Category: Sites]]
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Revision as of 17:50, 23 May 2022
I am autistic you ableist trolls!
Who am I?
