NaokoElric2250

Jade Greer (AKA Rikku2250 and NaokoElric2250) is a

The Boyfriends

After being smacked around on the forum for a while, Naoko couldn't take it anymore and yet somehow didn't realize that she can just leave. What was her solution? To call her boyfriend.

Her sad excuse for a man appeared on the thread and displayed a hilarious inability to use both basic grammar or any punctuation whatsoever. All his replies consisted of homogeneous walls of text, uninterrupted by any commas or periods to separate them into distinct phrases, sentences and ideas.

However, the idea of being this person's insignificant other is in itself is so depressing that, as retarded as he may have been, everyone on the forum secretly felt sorry for the poor loser who the only girlfriend he could ever get is a deformed, borderline retarded psycho who hates men and will never be in the same room with him wearing less than three layers of clothes and a chastity belt, forget even thinking of ever touching his penis.

And so, the pathetic, chubby loser must forever resolve himself to trying to sneak a peek at her in the shower and later masturbating under the covers while she sleeps next to him while sticking his hand down her pants, crying softly to himself and praying to god she doesn't wake up.

Regardless of any pity they might have felt, it was still not enough to get the EDiots to back off. And, being that his "brilliant" plan was to deflect the attention from him pet retard to himself had worked a little too well, maximothe1 soon cracked under the pressure and began erupting in a display of butthurt. Displays that were captured and converted into dramatic readings for the lulz. Finally, this ended with both of them vowing to leave EDF2 and never return, while secretly still obsessively watching the thread until the next time Naoko rears her ugly head in it (like she has for the past 20 times she has rage-quit the thread).

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  Name and embarrassing information
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  Response to getting the fag-tag... "No-nothing morons"
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  Found her mom
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  Fuck You Grandma

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  Age confirmed
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  "A woman who has sex can't be a feminist"
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  She's still the biggest clown there
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  "If you join the army you are an elitist scumbag"
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  Men can not be raped because they feel no pain
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  Come see the one eyed monster!
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  Her boyfriend in a nutshell
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  Bitch is fucking blind
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  LESBIAAAAAAN!!!
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  Sudeenly shut down her facebook when we found it... I wonder why
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  "Maiden names are sexist"
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  Her secret desire
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  She let a guy kiss her? What a slut
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  lol dead relative
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  If that's not ugly I don't know what is
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  "I'm not shallow"
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  No exceptions
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  lol failed exam and can't go to collage
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  Her boyfriend can hardly tolerate the bitch
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  "I AM INTELLIGENT!!!"
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  Her and her boyfriend... The saddest couple
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  "Fuck my brother"
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  Greer, on her way to murder some filthy sluts
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  Her boyfriend gets some writing tips from EDF2
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  Retard can't pass tests
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  HETHERO SEX IS THE DEVIL!!!
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  Naoko on QOTN
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  Facebook found
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  What an ugly cunt...
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  Her thread in a nutshell
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  The thing her boyfriend will never get
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  Who keeps mice in their house?

See Also

• Retard
• virgin
• Feminazi

Links

• The EDF2 thread about her
• Her EDF2 account
• Her boyfriend's EDF2 account
•  Her Facebook
•  Her mom's Facebook
•  Her aunt's Facebook
• Her DeviantArt
• Her boyfriend's DeviantArt
• Her Youtube
• Her Google+
• Naoko gets on QOTN
• Her account on Fanfiction.net
• Her on a wiki about Final Fantasy
• On a wiki about FMA
• On a wiki about Merlin
• Her PSN profile
• On some other site
• Another FMA site
• Her profile on TGWTG
• On a forum about Naruto
• Her photopucket
• On GameFAQs
• On some anime forum
• Another site about Merlin
• On the gamespot website
• On some forum
• Another fanfiction site
• Another game site
• ANOTHER forum about Final Fantasy... This person really has a life
• Some kind of Ask.com analog

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