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'''Klaus Schwab''' is the current spokesperson for the World Economic Forum. He is a parasitic vampire willing to force entire populations of people to eat bugs and make billions own nothing and be happy by 2030.
'''Klaus Schwab''' is the current spokesperson for the World Economic Forum. He is a parasitic vampire willing to force entire populations of people to eat bugs and make billions own nothing and be happy by 2030.
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Klaus Schwab is the current spokesperson for the World Economic Forum. He is a parasitic vampire willing to force entire populations of people to eat bugs and make billions own nothing and be happy by 2030.


You VILL Be Happy


You VILL Be Happy

World Economic Forum

Schwab sounds like the last name of a Jew. (Klaus' is also very money hungry so that explains it)

Fourth Industrial Revolution

The Great Reset

The Great Reset is a plan by Jews who run the World Economic Forum, the royal family and technocrats to "reset" global economies for the sake of climate change and "starting over again due to COVID-19".

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